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ooops redface

don't worry mate, an easy mistake to make, anyone of us could have done the same........postie and MCB....... separated at birth bolt
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spitting....... there's a time and a place........ and that isn't teenage girls walking down the street trying desperately hard to act all grown up, fag in one hand, bottle of cider in the other, spitting on the footpath mad
oh, and while i'm on about it, spitting at people a la El Hadj Diouf and Frank Rijkaard..... nothing worse than that......I remember a fleeing shoplifter spitting at me, I was bleeding fuming :boxing: duel

y got me going now johneboy, yep hacking up in the street dirty b******s makes me wrech, i always hope it chokes the b******s before they get the chance to spit it out. :x
sierra x x
Well, everything has been covered. Bad driving, bad manners, caravans, cyclists, spitting, smoking, belching & farting, cat & dog shit, ignorance, telesales, the accident group, the young and the old.
The only things I've not seen have been reality TV, the weather and the price of petrol.
Oh, the Tesco car park thingy. What pisses me off with that is when some muppet parks so close to the drivers door you can't get in your car. They deserve all the scratches and dents they get mad
IN-FUCKING-SURANCE mad :x :x
I HATE them with a passion.
Can you believe the twat has just had me on hold for 30 fucking minutes while he sorts out whether I am actually entitled to have a certificate of insurance posted to me due to a "technical error" caused by my ording the policy online..... thing is... IT IS AN INTERNET BASED INSURANCE COMPANY! banghead :x
Stupid feckers.
It's like going to the icecream van and being told 6months down the line that the icecream you bought in Feb you can't have cos you bought it from an ice-cream van.
BASTARDS :x
flipa Take that mr call centre who played elevator music on loop and I now have to call back. Grrrrrrrrr. :x I may be gone some time.
:banghead:
Calm down dear, it's only a commercial....
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ooops redface

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He told me what to say!
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Ok I've got one:
People who invite me out somewhere where smoking is permitted, and then make snide comments or start coughing when I light up.
They bloody well know I smoke, if it's that offensive to them why do they bother asking me in the first place?
and another one, which may well get me flamed - anti-smoking campaigners.
Do they really have nothing better to do with their lives than spend time and energy trying to tell other people how to live theirs?
I happen to know that smoking is not particularly good for you, though how bad it really is is difficult to tell since any research that shows it's anything but incredibly dangerous or a bad thing is suppressed and rubbished by people who ought to know better (from the WHO downwards). I wouldn't mind so much if they devoted the same amount of time and energy to other sources of air pollution, but as it is I feel like I'm being picked on as an easy target, and consequentially go out of my way to ignore them.

What he said!
But what really gets me is the anti-smoking brigaders who after spouting off, being all hollier than thou for not smoking, then jump in their cars and start churning out cancer causing chemicals!!!! Pot, Kettle, Black.
I challange any non-smoking driver to hook a hose pipe to their exhaust and inhale the fumes while I chain smoke cigarettes - I know who will be the last one standing!
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Ok I've got one:
People who invite me out somewhere where smoking is permitted, and then make snide comments or start coughing when I light up.
They bloody well know I smoke, if it's that offensive to them why do they bother asking me in the first place?
and another one, which may well get me flamed - anti-smoking campaigners.
Do they really have nothing better to do with their lives than spend time and energy trying to tell other people how to live theirs?
I happen to know that smoking is not particularly good for you, though how bad it really is is difficult to tell since any research that shows it's anything but incredibly dangerous or a bad thing is suppressed and rubbished by people who ought to know better (from the WHO downwards). I wouldn't mind so much if they devoted the same amount of time and energy to other sources of air pollution, but as it is I feel like I'm being picked on as an easy target, and consequentially go out of my way to ignore them.

What he said!
But what really gets me is the anti-smoking brigaders who after spouting off, being all hollier than thou for not smoking, then jump in their cars and start churning out cancer causing chemicals!!!! Pot, Kettle, Black.
I challange any non-smoking driver to hook a hose pipe to their exhaust and inhale the fumes while I chain smoke cigarettes - I know who will be the last one standing!
Applause ... Clap Clap Clap
Only one thing worse than anti-smoking campaigners ..... my doctor ..... tells me to quit and the fecker smokes himself...... prat!!!
I have a new thing that now hacks me off big time..................
Sitting at the traffic lights..... some teenage spot-covered delinquent pulls up alongside me in his Nova... albeit a customised one.... and starts revving his bloody engine and trys to beat me away from the lights..... fgs.....
Why???????????????????????????
I am the only person in my car..... and the engine capacity is larger than the Nova he is driving with 3 of his equally unprepossessing mates lounging in it half hanging out of the windows.....
I can't be the only person this drives insane........
equi-princess xxx
Quote by equi-princess
I have a new thing that now hacks me off big time..................
Sitting at the traffic lights..... some teenage spot-covered delinquent pulls up alongside me in his Nova... albeit a customised one.... and starts revving his bloody engine and trys to beat me away from the lights..... fgs.....
Why???????????????????????????
I am the only person in my car..... and the engine capacity is larger than the Nova he is driving with 3 of his equally unprepossessing mates lounging in it half hanging out of the windows.....
I can't be the only person this drives insane........
equi-princess xxx

when i had my company car...and i was still in girl racer mode... i used to pretend i was looking at my nails and checking my lipstick in the mirror..all the while keeping the clutch so high and the gas so low...as soon as the lights changed i left him for dust..
but then i mellowed.. so i used to clock him, maybe even rev so he thought he was gonna get a race... only for me to so gently and slowly pull away at a driving miss daisy speed..only to see him drive like a nutter, burning rubber into the distance.
now i have a bus pass (student bus pass it is too!).. the most aggro i get is some foreigtn students not realising which way the bus queue starts and pushes in at the fron!
Quote by equi-princess
I have a new thing that now hacks me off big time..................
Sitting at the traffic lights..... some teenage spot-covered delinquent pulls up alongside me in his Nova... albeit a customised one.... and starts revving his bloody engine and trys to beat me away from the lights..... fgs.....

This has been going on for as many years as i care to remember.. 10 years ago for example, before the souped up nova brigade really started, I remember it used to be every BMW driver that was at the side of you at traffic lights always wanted to 'race' you away.. confused They were never happy unless they were in front of you, and would drive like loons to make sure they got there.. This caused me and my friends to start calling them 'clit' cars.. (as every cunt has one) lol
I passed my test in 87 and ever since have had to endure the posers and pricks who want to race away from the lights.. And it doesn't seem that they look at your car that closely.. I've had knobs want to race me while I've been sat in V12 XJS's, 7 litre muscle cars and extremely sporty saloons.. They will never learn rolleyes
Quote by equi-princess
I have a new thing that now hacks me off big time..................
Sitting at the traffic lights..... some teenage spot-covered delinquent pulls up alongside me in his Nova... albeit a customised one.... and starts revving his bloody engine and trys to beat me away from the lights..... fgs.....
Why???????????????????????????
I am the only person in my car..... and the engine capacity is larger than the Nova he is driving with 3 of his equally unprepossessing mates lounging in it half hanging out of the windows.....
I can't be the only person this drives insane........
equi-princess xxx

I am so sorry to laugh, but - Miss e-q, please; don't sit on the fence so. You'll get splinters in your arse. Stop being so coy and tell us what you reallythink of the youth motorists of today
As I went through my second(i think) mid-life crisis, I bought a MkIII Spitfire and had similar experiences at the lights. I could never have beaten the Gti's and such off the line, but used to grin like a chimp and giggle like a girl, when they realised how well the Spitfire handled in the lanes.
But cars a little like cocks - It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it; and sometimes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
it's sometimes more a question of the size of your balls wink
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spitting....... there's a time and a place........ and that isn't teenage girls walking down the street trying desperately hard to act all grown up, fag in one hand, bottle of cider in the other, spitting on the footpath mad

Yeah, I agree about spitting - revolting habit - and totally unnecessary. And what also gets me mad is people who sneeze, and just flap a hand in front of themselves and sneeze into it, instead of using a tissue or handkerchief. These same people will then spread all their germs round the nearest doorhandles etc. Grrrrr! This is how bird flu is going to spread when it gets to this country!
Mike.
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This is how bird flu is going to spread when it gets to this country!

Bloody right Mike - those birds never use hankies do they!!? mad :x :x :x confused :? :? wink
While talking about pricks driving motor vehicles, it brings me onto one of my biggest hates of the moment.. Mini motorbikes!!!!
oH dear.
We're onto motoring/motorists now.
Who's theory/syndrome/law is it that says debates always eventually end by mentioning that little Austrian geezer??
I'm just wondering when will get a mention ???? wink
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As I went through my second(i think) mid-life crisis, I bought a MkIII Spitfire and had similar experiences at the lights. I could never have beaten the Gti's and such off the line, but used to grin like a chimp and giggle like a girl, when they realised how well the Spitfire handled in the lanes.

You raced away from lights in one of these???

cool as.........

I thought dambusters flew in these ! lol :lol: wink
If you meet a Mark III spitfire at the lights, best not to mess
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I'm just wondering when will get a mention ???? wink

Don't worry... I have the upmost respect for truck drivers.. My family are all in the haulage industry..
I would have thought that being a truck driver, you would have brought your own highway hates to the forum? Like the car drivers who slow down in front of HGV's on hills, then when the truck has changed down, the cars then zoom off.. the HGV plods back through the gears and eventually catches up with said car again only to have him do the same... lol
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oH dear.
We're onto motoring/motorists now.
Who's theory/syndrome/law is it that says debates always eventually end by mentioning that little Austrian geezer??
I'm just wondering when will get a mention ???? wink

Hitler Or Arnie?
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As I went through my second(i think) mid-life crisis, I bought a MkIII Spitfire and had similar experiences at the lights. I could never have beaten the Gti's and such off the line, but used to grin like a chimp and giggle like a girl, when they realised how well the Spitfire handled in the lanes.

You raced away from lights in one of these???

cool as.........
No. He said a Mk 3....that's a mk 5 rolleyes
Can't explain why but
Phil Collins
banghead
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Can't explain why but
Phil Collins
banghead

no explanation needed, annoying little turd
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Can't explain why but
Phil Collins
banghead

no explanation needed, annoying little turd

No, I think you have got him mixed up with Postie!
lol wink
what really pisses me off is people from wolverhampton biggrin
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what really pisses me off is people from wolverhampton biggrin

and me, shouldn't have moved here :doh:
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Can't explain why but
Phil Collins
banghead

no explanation needed, annoying little turd

Comforting to know I'm not alone. Every time he's on TV I want to punch him in the face
Tim Henman is another one I just GRRRRRRRR mad
if it's people who deserve a good kicking, i give you
Mick Hucknall

International megastar, how the fuck did that happen?
the're a 3rd rate covers band at best, look at him, he's so feckin ugly he should be a postman :taz:
Celticq will be sorting through more talent looking for her missing tooth
Quote by meat2pleaseu
if it's people who deserve a good kicking, i give you
Mick Hucknall

sorry, Mick Hucknall

International megastar, how the fuck did that happen?
the're a 3rd rate covers band at best, look at him, he's so feckin ugly he should be a postman :taz:
Celticq will be sorting through more talent looking for her missing tooth

Oi ! Some things are just below the belt M2PU ! Comparing me to Mick Fucknall is one of them!
:kick:
and that MCB bugger is going to get it too.... Phil Collins??? Right. Off to plot some kind of twisted revenge on yer both.