Delia was not afraid of making meringue, she knew from experience a stiff wrist action would make almost anything stiff
Apolgies people I was on the night shift last night, i'm knackered, drunk and off to bed, have a great day!!!!!
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I't didn't take long for Jenny to realise the advantages to be gained from having her saddle stolen!!!!
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dolphins are the only other animal to have NSA sex for pleasure, not procreation!
neil x x x ;-)
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dolphins are the only other animal to have NSA sex for pleasure, not procreation!
Try telling that to a Bonobo. Bonobos engage in same sex frottage and oral sex. They're also the only primate other than humans to have forward facing female genitals, allowing them to engage in face to face sex.
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bonobo's are the only other non watery mammal to engage in forward facing sex and frottage. ((( wtf the fuck is frottage? 
hang on? quick google. oh yeah! i do that too! )))
n x x x ;-)
hang on? quick google. oh yeah! i do that too! )))n x x x ;-)
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bonobo's are the only other non watery mammal to engage in forward facing sex and frottage. ((( wtf the fuck is frottage?
n x x x ;-)
NEIL!!!!!!
you promised me you'd never ever show anyone our photo's
<<<<strops off sobbing>>>>
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calista?
where you going in my strop. it's a new one someone bought me and i was gonna wear it out tonight!
sorry calista. here's another one of you! <<< can you see her tits? and her knickers? eh? >>> see another thread ;-)
neil ;-)
where you going in my strop. it's a new one someone bought me and i was gonna wear it out tonight!
sorry calista. here's another one of you! <<< can you see her tits? and her knickers? eh? >>> see another thread ;-)
neil ;-)
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we know we know we know na na na na nah :smug:
just spent all day getting a pic to post on a thread.
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Del and Gill
just spent all day getting a pic to post on a thread.
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Del and Gill
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Del and Gill
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Del and Gill
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That reminds me of the Ozzie DJ giving away an exotic trip to a couple prepared to reveal a saucy secret, but the secret must be confirmed by the partner. A husband calls in and confesses he'd skived the previous day off work to shag his wife on the kitchen table. When the DJ calls the wife up to confirm the husbands story he asks the embarressed spouse, 'So tell us then, where did he do it to you?' To which she replies, 'up my ass'.
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