funny ads??

25 Jan 2004

hi all i was just wondering what is the most bizzar or funny ads you have seen on swinger sites?? a one that springs to mind for me was a guy how said he had a tiny dick, and he wanted as many vwe guy to come round his place, and screw his missus, while the guy and his missus could humilate and call him for having a little pecker?? fun eeh :cry:

25 Jan 2004

I havn't bothered with an ad yet rolleyes

Thought I'd have a look round first, try pick up a few tips lol

:lol:
Glad I did, I might've ended up as a 'laughing stock' on 'ere!! boink

:boink:

25 Jan 2004

Very wise, novice (yes it's me, Alex again).
This forum is wonderful. You'll make some great friends and meet some great people too if you are lucky ( and yes, Mark - I know you know who I have met - woohoo and in your home town too )
In the forum you get a chance to get to know someone a little first - so much nicer that a cold blooded advert!
Take the time to talk and it will pay dividends!
Alex x x

25 Jan 2004

hi again, there is another one i see when this guy just put"good at sex" for his ad! caveman or what lol

25 Jan 2004

Where???

:lol:

25 Jan 2004

Whilst scanning through the ads, I came across a really corny ad from a real 'saddo' : about two minutes later I realised it was mine. sad

25 Jan 2004

Quote by zepsix
hi again, there is another one i see when this guy just put"good at sex" for his ad! caveman or what

I take exception to that! wink

We cavemen can be sophiticated at times - however perhaps a page like ours does little to dispel these myths! confused

"Good at sex" is just too sophisticated for a real caveman - we just tap em on the head when we go "clubbing" and drag 'em home! rolleyes

Fred

27 Mar 2006

Quote by mike48
hi all i was just wondering what is the most bizzar or funny ads you have seen on swinger sites?? a one that springs to mind for me was a guy how said he had a tiny dick, and he wanted as many vwe guy to come round his place, and screw his missus, while the guy and his missus could humilate and call him for having a little pecker?? fun eeh :cry:

Hi i was just wondering as now this site is a pay site with it seems an abundance of new 1 month members if anyone has noticed more of these type of adds
Just wondering smile

Quote by In another thread mike48

What's this - rip the piss out of other people's ads day?

:giveup: well what can i say :doh: your perfectly right of course but there is a school of thought that goes along the lines of if you post something stupid without much thought you well deseve a smackbottom

, looking back at some of the pm,s i sent out when i first joined this site surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: ok :giveup: guilty as charged
goes and sits in :oops: corner and draws curtains
:giveup:
Well if you can't have fun at some ones expense in one thread why not just resurect another. confused

27 Mar 2006

Quote by mike48
Acually it was more about funny and bizzar for the sake of it rather than rippin someone to bits
I,ts a mood thing darling :twisted: :bounce:

Mood thing or not, its still a piss take rolleyes

27 Mar 2006

On my homepage about 2 days ago there were a cuple asking for anyone in the clergy confused

: Reason being they wanted to recreate the girls first sexual experience that took place in church where she was fucked by the rector. Had to re-read it as first I thought it said fucked up the rectom.
Sorry for the profanity but I thought it made the post funnier in this instance, and it realy was a genuine advert.
Mr Tweeky