Funny Stuff on SH

15 Dec 2007

We were on about the other night me and the lady how much of a laugh we have had on the site since we started an how our opinions have changed about it and swinging over the past 3 years here.
It started as us pair of randy so and so's just looking for playmates who we didnt really want to get to know etc just have sexual fun with and never hear from them again, until we realised that people on here actually came here for a good laugh a bit of banter and to socialise as well:shock:
Nowadays we come here for both sex and banter what a combination :twisted:
Has anyone ever found though that some of the adverts are just so funny they make u nearly piss yourself laughing, we go through them just for a laugh sometimes and our all time favourite was "Powerful cock and strong balls, need hammering?" Short to the point and also funny as hell sounded more like an advert for a battery drill, wonder if he got any replies.....apart from miss srne's lol

Also one that makes us laugh and cringe at the same time was when we very first started on the site and we had no pics or info on our profile, we went onto the dogging forum and had a whinge about not getting any replies (yes we did THAT rolleyes

).
Northeastcoupleuk replied and said
"why dont u try adding some info and a few pics", then we read this
"Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.
Hello and good bye...."
and we thought they were taking the piss and having a pop so we PM'd back and didnt half slag them off redface

not realising it was there bloody tag on their advert :lol:
We have met them both since and they are sound as a pound but we always laugh about that and hope they dont remember!!
So over to you guys give us your funny ones on here or lets see who can find the funniest add, could do with having a laugh before xmas!! biggrin

15 Dec 2007

Felt sorry for you not having had any replies to your posting. Yes, some comments are rather infantile, but that's just how some people are - you can always select those who you contact.
Plim confused

16 Dec 2007

Banter I feel is a big part of the attraction for SH.. I enjoy a good laugh.. a poke of fun here a little dig there etc..
Sadly not everyone enjoys my humour though... Still working on the wife.. lol

:lol:
Mike xx

16 Dec 2007

On the ads index page there is a list of ads that haven't received a reply. It is brilliant. Most of them are in a "Fancy a quick shag now as my massive balls are aching" Style. But its well worth a trawl through them when you are in a cruel mocking mood.

16 Dec 2007

Quote by de_sade
I only came on SH to:
1)meet like-minded people
2)meet new people with a view to friendship
and
3)to debate important and topical subjects...
So far, I have failed in all but one instance.

Do you think it's my personality, or what?

Same here de_sade...
We have failed miserably.
It's because we're not 'normal'. lol

I suspect that you're not 'normal', as well.
We have a growing list of abnormal people from SH, who we like to call our friends. They're actually rather nice people.

16 Dec 2007

Quote by de_sade
I only came on SH to:
1)meet like-minded people
2)meet new people with a view to friendship
and
3)to debate important and topical subjects...
So far, I have failed in all but one instance.

Do you think it's my personality, or what?

I think you've done all three!

16 Dec 2007

Quote by phil_osopher
It's because we're not 'normal'.

What's normal then? :undecided:

16 Dec 2007

I love all the banter and wit on here, some is razor sharp, some is very dry, and some is just plain laugh your socks off funny.
I love the daft threads, and one of my faves was the quick guide to the forum for newbies which makes me laugh out loud every time i read it.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/193301.html?highlight=

16 Dec 2007

Quote by de_sade
I only came on SH to:
1)meet like-minded people
2)meet new people with a view to friendship
and
3)to debate important and topical subjects...
So far, I have failed in all but one instance.

Do you think it's my personality, or what?

YES

17 Dec 2007

We put an add in asking for a meet once in the LMU section. We explained that due to kids school and work etc it was necesary to meet on a Friday between 9:00 am and 1:00 pm Ok, odd times etc but at the time it was the way it was biggrin

Well a guy mailed us back bless him. He seemed fine and we would of maybe met and had a coffee ready for something else to happen possibly there and then. cool

The problem was that he lived a 100 od miles away lol

Anyway because he had written such a lovely mail we at least wrote back saying a lovely thought though at that distance it was impracticable etc though in the future maybe half way at a hotel ???
The next mail we get from him is one that has rail timetables from Swindon to ******** a taxi company phone number his mobile tel and a quick note saying he had worked out that we could get in over an hour comfortably before going home in time for the kids!!! :shock: He was serious too !!!
I just so wish i'd kept some of the funnier mails. :lol: Oh yeah. and if the guy recognises himself through this post :thumbup: for giving me and the Mrs one helluva laugh fella. Although we do hope you visit planet Earth one day :lol: