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Funny the way things turn out..........

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Last night (Sat) I went to a local(very vanilla) club, to see a work collegues band playing. Met a lovely young lady there.....2 hours later we were dancing the horizontal tango in chams.....who'd have thought it lol.......
Quote by sleazy
Last night (Sat) I went to a local(very vanilla) club, to see a work collegues band playing. Met a lovely young lady there.....2 hours later we were dancing the horizontal tango in chams.....who'd have thought it lol.......

Having seen your pic in the sign post challenge............... nothing surprises us sleazy :grin: hope you enjoyed smile
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Last night (Sat) I went to a local(very vanilla) club, to see a work collegues band playing. Met a lovely young lady there.....2 hours later we were dancing the horizontal tango in chams.....who'd have thought it lol.......

Having seen your pic in the sign post challenge............... nothing surprises us sleazy :grin: hope you enjoyed smile
redface I dunno what you mean I am sure
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Last night (Sat) I went to a local(very vanilla) club, to see a work collegues band playing. Met a lovely young lady there.....2 hours later we were dancing the horizontal tango in chams.....who'd have thought it lol.......

Having seen your pic in the sign post challenge............... nothing surprises us sleazy :grin: hope you enjoyed smile
redface I dunno what you mean I am sure
I bloody do! lol
Quote by sleazy
Last night (Sat) I went to a local(very vanilla) club, to see a work collegues band playing. Met a lovely young lady there.....2 hours later we were dancing the horizontal tango in chams.....who'd have thought it lol.......

Funny how things turn out indeed. Thought I was going to see a band last night but it didn't quite turn out like that. Remember hearing two songs, then vaguely remember someone making a suggestion involving another club somewhere.
Think my halo may have slipped a little more last night :twisted:
So, you reckon you might want to repeat the experience sometime then? biggrin
do bears shit in words ???? Is the pope a catholic ?? well there ya go then lol
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Last night (Sat) I went to a local(very vanilla) club, to see a work collegues band playing. Met a lovely young lady there.....2 hours later we were dancing the horizontal tango in chams.....who'd have thought it lol.......

Whats vanilla? Help me out here??
Str8, normal, boring, - non swinging certainly - :cry:
Things never turn out like that for me.... :violin:
wasn't funny how things turned out for me, i was supposed to be working and guess what i was :shock:
So did you enjoy the club and no sleazy i wasn't asking you lol
Vanilla is just a word used to describe 'normal' 'everyday' clubs/people ie not a swingers club
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Last night (Sat) I went to a local(very vanilla) club, to see a work collegues band playing. Met a lovely young lady there.....2 hours later we were dancing the horizontal tango in chams.....who'd have thought it lol.......

Whats vanilla? Help me out here??
Str8, normal, boring, - non swinging certainly - :cry:
Things never turn out like that for me.... :violin:
nor me Pheanix sad
I met a lovely lady at a vanilla club last Xmas-we were all out with the same group but she was a 'friend of a friend'-needless to say we had become intimate friends by the end of the night :twisted:
Minx x x
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Your all bloody tarts on here i'm going bolt

Ahem..takes one to know one love ;) :giggle:
Minx x x
went to a vanilla party last night expecting it to be a little boring, but a guy turns up from a local band (they used to play to like 10,000 people about 5 years ago across europe) and wacks on the guitar.
standard party turns into an all night beer and music fest biggrin
although im feeling a little worse for not sleeping tho sad
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wasn't funny how things turned out for me, i was supposed to be working and guess what i was :shock:
So did you enjoy the club and no sleazy i wasn't asking you lol
Vanilla is just a word used to describe 'normal' 'everyday' clubs/people ie not a swingers club

I did enjoy the club very much. Will certainly be joining and going again.
Hopefully can go with you too some time NN, if those nasty bosses let you off on a Saturday xxxx :angel:
(I still think they should have bigger towels though) redface
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wasn't funny how things turned out for me, i was supposed to be working and guess what i was :shock:
So did you enjoy the club and no sleazy i wasn't asking you lol
Vanilla is just a word used to describe 'normal' 'everyday' clubs/people ie not a swingers club

I did enjoy the club very much. Will certainly be joining and going again.
Hopefully can go with you too some time NN, if those nasty bosses let you off on a Saturday xxxx :angel:
(I still think they should have bigger towels though) redface
I've just worked my last saturday ever biggrin :bounce: :bounce:
swapped it for a thursday night instead :thumbup:
Told you to take your own towel :lol2:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
wasn't funny how things turned out for me, i was supposed to be working and guess what i was :shock:
So did you enjoy the club and no sleazy i wasn't asking you lol
Vanilla is just a word used to describe 'normal' 'everyday' clubs/people ie not a swingers club

I did enjoy the club very much. Will certainly be joining and going again.
Hopefully can go with you too some time NN, if those nasty bosses let you off on a Saturday xxxx :angel:
(I still think they should have bigger towels though) redface
I've just worked my last saturday ever biggrin :bounce: :bounce:
swapped it for a thursday night instead :thumbup:
Told you to take your own towel :lol2:

But I didn't know I was going when I left the house!
It's not my fault - I must've got tricked into it somehow
Poor little innocent me :angel:
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But I didn't know I was going when I left the house!
It's not my fault - I must've got tricked into it somehow
Poor little innocent me :angel:

Yeah Yeah rolleyes
lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
But I didn't know I was going when I left the house!
It's not my fault - I must've got tricked into it somehow
Poor little innocent me :angel:

Yeah Yeah rolleyes
lol
YOU were tricked ?
Now hang on just a cotton picking minute here, there I was dolled up in me finest disco dancing boots, replendant with me medallion and brylcremd hair. I had even practised me 'walking round slowly in circles' dance ready to be the perfect gentleman for the evening. Then you came in with all that clevage on display and bewitched me, yes bewitched me I say........ next thing I knew I was getting into a jacuzzi........bit in the middle is still hazy though lol :P