FunnyOutdoorStories

12 Sep 2003

Hi Folks,
I was sort of prompted by Heathers 'is it right to watch' thread for this thread. I've been caught in public a few times in compromising positions, as I suspect we all have ocassionally. Has anyone got any amusing stories on outdoor sex?
A few years ago a girlfriend and I decided to have a session in a corn field one hot summers day.
After a bit of driving around the West Sussex countryside we finally found just the spot....the back of a corn field which was sheltered by a long hill at the back.
So we stripped all our gear off and started to 69 the afternoon away at the base of the hill....it was great for the first 20 minutes..
Until a packed intercity express train thundered past at the top of the hill....with businessmen and seaside day-trippers staring at us through the windows. We honestly couldnt see the rails and wondered afterwards if others had met a similair fate on that spot! Talk about the wrong sort of exposure... redface

Peter

12 Sep 2003

Big sign "we're getting there"
lol

:lol: :lol:
Mind you, better then than now when the intercity would be crawling along at 5mph past you.
KitKat

12 Sep 2003

No kidding Kat. I'm in Paris all next week on a business trip, travelling by the Eurostar...I think I might take my binoculars...you never know.... lol

:lol: :lol:
Peter

13 Sep 2003

Reading Peter's story, reminded me of an experience along similar lines (sic)
Whilst out walking with a young lady, alongside the estuary at Conway, the urge came upon us to have some fun. Walking up from the beach, we crossed the sand dunes and picked a hollow in a grass bank for our bit of "afternoon delight".
It was only when my partner started to get more vocal, we realised we were not alone. Above her cries and moans, I could hear voices close by, very close by!!! Looking up, I saw 2 ladies and 2 men dressed in golfing clothes!! It turned out our grassy hollow was the banking leading up to one of the tees on a golf course! The two men tried their upmost, not to look at my partner and I in the throes of passion (yeah right). Whilst the two lady golfers passed comments such as, "Really, they're like animals" and "It's disgusting!"
I think it was at that moment I realised I was a potential dogger. Rather than covering ourselves up or beating a hasty retreat, we continued "doing the do". My partner attempted to drown out their voices, albeit she was blissfully unaware of the golfers presence (You question my ability to distract her?) whilst I tried to concentrate on the job in hand. It was only when we had finished, that I told her what had happened. (Well I didn't want to put her off her stroke, so to speak) She, being the more intelligent, suggested we bugger off sharpish before anyone else came over to take a look. A wise move because, as we looked back, an official looking posse was heading our way!! (Don't think the club secretary and committee approved of our activities in the rough!)