eek!
I thought this thread had been deleted, hence why I was upset!
lol @ being called tyres, what a funny nickname : p
'Typical Sleezy Perv' - yeah um... sorry for saying that !
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gah, no luck! :(
Sex God
Quote by Ineedmoretyres
eek!
'Typical Sleezy Perv' - yeah um... sorry for saying that !
Ooooo I think Mrs Bone meant more than that!
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Quote by Ineedmoretyres
eek!
I thought this thread had been deleted, hence why I was upset!
lol @ being called tyres, what a funny nickname : p
'Typical Sleezy Perv' - yeah um... sorry for saying that !
Quote by Ineedmoretyres
hehe I was 16, and I did brake the T&C's by joining and posting up some ads!
I got a healthy amount of responses too!
But I was too shy, young and car-less (as in no car!) to actually meet any of the nice ladies I talked to!
I just get the feeling its a little overcrowded with men here!
I'm sure as you say some guys do really well here - maybe if I had a killer body that'd help too : p
I'm not even sure what i'm ranting about!
Just didnt like the fact the topic I posted here last night got deleted! x
It ain't deleted it's still there.
I think you need to take a back step chill out and view the whole swinging scene for what it actually is.... sexually liberated fun for ADULTS.
You've spoke of being here when you were 16 and got lots of responses but didn't have the guts to follow them through, that's because you were probably too immature to cope with the demands of such a lifestyle. You also make reference to "pretty boys" and not having a killer body... what does this matter? I've given you advice on this thread and the other for you to just be yourself. It doesn't matter what your body is like (although looks fine to me), it doesn't matter what you look like to most but what will matter is lies and being 'too eager to get laid'.
You will get out of this site what you put in and that will take longer than a week. I'm posting the same response in your other thread.
Good luck!
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
You've spoke of being here when you were 16 and got lots of responses but didn't have the guts to follow them through, that's because you were probably too immature to cope with the demands of such a lifestyle.
So not only do you moan you dont get enough responses from here your a timewaster as well
Quote by Mallock2006
You've spoke of being here when you were 16 and got lots of responses but didn't have the guts to follow them through, that's because you were probably too immature to cope with the demands of such a lifestyle.
So not only do you moan you dont get enough responses from here your a timewaster as well
:kick: Mallock!!! that looks like you are responding to me and calling me a timewaster
... hang your head in shame (preferably in my lap :grin: ) Sex God
Quote by jaymar
You've spoke of being here when you were 16 and got lots of responses but didn't have the guts to follow them through, that's because you were probably too immature to cope with the demands of such a lifestyle.
So not only do you moan you dont get enough responses from here your a timewaster as well
:kick: Mallock!!! that looks like you are responding to me and calling me a timewaster
... hang your head in shame (preferably in my lap :grin: )Consider it done :rascal:
Sex God
Hang on, if he's got his head in your lap, how can I slap your butt? 
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
Hang on, if he's got his head in your lap, how can I slap your butt?
Use your imagination woman .....
if Mallock lay on his back .... and *ahem*
use your imagination woman
goes off for a lie down
Cx
I could always shimmy onto my side
This thread may not have worked for Mr Tyres but I like it! :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
Hang on, if he's got his head in your lap, how can I slap your butt?
Use your imagination woman .....
if Mallock lay on his back .... and *ahem*
use your imagination woman
goes off for a lie down
Cx
I could always shimmy onto my side
This thread may not have worked for Mr Tyres but I like it! :twisted:
haha yes I've been very much cheered up today! :haha:
You lot are
but oh how I love you so! Quote by jaymar
Seriously tho, am I alone in thinking "another waste of time", we're all giving advice to this young lad, and welcomed him and yet he's been in the chatroom lounge "commenting" on the members being (something beginning with 'e'.. Mallock help me here)
Like I've said, they post, they moan, they nick off and are never seen again. :sleeping:
Slap my butt if I'm wrong
:lol:
oh come here can i give it a slap :twisted:
Quote by jaymar
Seriously tho, am I alone in thinking "another waste of time", we're all giving advice to this young lad, and welcomed him and yet he's been in the chatroom lounge "commenting" on the members being (something beginning with 'e'.. Mallock help me here
Like I've said, they post, they moan, they nick off and are never seen again. :sleeping:
Slap my butt if I'm wrong
:lol:
oh can i give you a slap :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Hang on, if he's got his head in your lap, how can I slap your butt?
Use your imagination woman .....
if Mallock lay on his back .... and *ahem*
use your imagination woman
goes off for a lie down
Cx
Good God I like your thinking :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Ineedmoretyres
I've been sent a few nasty personal messages from ppl
forward them to a mod or to admin
that kind of behaviour will not be tolerated here
Sex God
Quote by Ineedmoretyres
hey!
I signed up on the site last monday, put some nice pictures of me on there, made a (what I thought) was a nice profile and then upgraded to the extra service right away!
Since then I have been updating it a few times a day!
I dont get very many messages atall, but when I do, they are from optimistic bi-sexual men presumably hoping that I want to try something with them!
any tips on how to improve success? - I thought my 'no naked pictures' approach would be unique and bring me sucess!
Lots of love to you all!
Will xxxx
Any tips on how to improve your success? hmmm
well first of all stop being so impatient.... 10 days in, you have been here and to be already moaning isn't really an attractive trait...... sounds like you were expecting it on your lap just because you paid your money.....
just reading the posts that you have left (and yes anyone can read them all... even those people you are trying to attract) sounds like you need to get rid of some of those pre-concieved notions you have..... elitism???? stereotypical sleazy pervs??? are you trying to make yourself look better.... because I don't see how that is going to work
then playing the "I don't get any meets because i am not pretty" card isn't really that mature either.....
People who know me know i am not the best looking bloke in the world... so for you to say something wide of the mark again isn't doing you any favours....
If you were here as you when you were 16, I am surprised you have been allowed to stay.. but you have the chance to make amends.... are you being the best person you can be right now????
people here have given you some bloody good advice, it is now up to you as to decided what you do with it!! you can either take it all in... or you can keep moaning with the "oh woe is me" stuff
Quote by Ineedmoretyres
Since then I have been updating it a few times a day!
Will xxxx
Will, what could you possibly update a few times a day? You need to calm down :giggle:
I know you said that you can be impatient but am afraid that you will have to learn how to be patient.
It seems that you may not be looking for friendships first, but lots of people become friends or at least get to know a little more about their potential meets before diving in
Louise xx
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
I've been sent a few nasty personal messages from ppl
forward them to a mod or to admin
that kind of behaviour will not be tolerated here
:thumbup:
Tyres try not to take things too personally. The sense of humour around here takes some getting used to sometimes
If you feel these messages are genuinely nasty then as Mallock suggested, report to Admin.
Good luck
Quote by Ukwineman
Seriously tho, am I alone in thinking "another waste of time", we're all giving advice to this young lad, and welcomed him and yet he's been in the chatroom lounge "commenting" on the members being (something beginning with 'e'.. Mallock help me here
Like I've said, they post, they moan, they nick off and are never seen again. :sleeping:
Slap my butt if I'm wrong
:lol:
oh can i give you a slap :twisted:
My butt's well and truly gonna be smartin isn't it? :grin:
Well I tried being a little more polite and letting said person know by PM his comments would not go down well.. His reply suggests he knows best and is surprised that anyone could be upset by someone they don't know on the internet lol... That nothing will change too.. so were all officially slezy pervs then bar him as he is nice lol...
Oh and if your comments about nasty mail being sent is about me.. feel free to post your copy along side mine here..
Mail sent to him:
Well... as you asked
Maybe read your replies in the cafe..
The comments you have made really don't help! Stereotypical Sleezy pervs?? What and who are they then?? Your here too remember.. Not exactly helping your own cause eh...
Seriously.. I'd have a re-think!
Oh and this isn't an invite either lol...
Have fun.. but till you take notice I doubt it very much lol...
Mike.....
Reply is:
Hi!
Sounds like your offended !
I dont know how you could care about someone you dont know saying something like that on the internet!
Theres nothing to re-think about,
I'm a nice, kind person who wouldn't be anything but completely respectfull and loving to everyone I meet. !
xxx
As the saying goes... you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink..
Leave him be I say.. Will find out the hard way I recon..
Oh and if your comments about nasty mail being sent is about me.. feel free to post your copy along side mine here..
Mail sent to him:
Well... as you asked
Maybe read your replies in the cafe..
The comments you have made really don't help! Stereotypical Sleezy pervs?? What and who are they then?? Your here too remember.. Not exactly helping your own cause eh...
Seriously.. I'd have a re-think!
Oh and this isn't an invite either lol...
Have fun.. but till you take notice I doubt it very much lol...
Mike.....
Reply is:
Hi!
Sounds like your offended !
I dont know how you could care about someone you dont know saying something like that on the internet!
Theres nothing to re-think about,
I'm a nice, kind person who wouldn't be anything but completely respectfull and loving to everyone I meet. !
xxx
As the saying goes... you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink..
Leave him be I say.. Will find out the hard way I recon..
Sex God
Tried that approach with other people Mike - never worked yet.
Quote by flower411
Tried that approach with other people Mike - never worked yet.
No true... Just find it slightly odd he finds everyone else sleezy for being here ... But himself!
His choice...
:roll: 
:lol: :DTo be fair ... I thought his comment in his profile was ill advised but if you read it again , I think it was an attempt at humour :roll:
And let`s face it the everybody seems to be finding it jolly funny to run with the joke while excluding him from it !!! :roll:
Ithink the point was why No replies though?? Maybe just maybe thats why..
Trust me.. theres a time and a place for 'humour' and if its misplaced its misplaced... He asked after all eh??
Mmmm True??? lol :lol:
