Gang bangs...

8 Sep 2003

I think you deserve that honour Kit - crushed ice being ordered....
Jags
x x

8 Sep 2003

Ah, so we also have a first aid person (Kat), we'll need that, I guess there will be a lot of, erm, sprained limbs etc.
I almost forgot, each division will need a coach - who's up for that job???? 8)

8 Sep 2003

Mark.... is there a Swinging Heaven t-shirt we could wear as our 'home strip'? Or shall we do the traditional thing and just biro it on our bits and pieces.
What about corporate sponsorship? Wouldn't it fit it with the Nike 'Just Do It' campaign?
Also... I think we need a referee. Somebody unbiased... any Welsh or Scottish people out there?
lol

:lol: :lol:
This is going to roll....

8 Sep 2003

hello h,i sent you a private message with my email details,ive done several gangbang shoots including bukkake with terry stevens,get in touch and ill be where ever you want me to be can send photos etc,markus.

8 Sep 2003

Also... I think we need a referee. Somebody unbiased... any Welsh or Scottish people out there

Ahem,
I refer the honorable lady back to the answer I gave to an earlier question.

My family seat is actually Boâ€™ness, no, not your Boness Jags, the one in Mid Lothian, Scotland. On my mothers side, descendants of a sept of the Clan Douglas from the modern Strathclyde region, which now includes Renfrewshire where the great William Wallace was born, and Lanark where he led the attack on the English Garrison and skinned the Sheriff to make a belt for his mighty broadsword (or was that she sheriff of Stirling â€“ skinned one of them anyway). (purists can argue over the exact details). They now reside close to Stirling where Wallace joined Andrew Moray and with a rag tag army of highland clansmen destroyed the English army under Earl Warenne, (now which army was that â€“ of course, the Army of the North, full of those tough talking northerners â€“ boy did they look silly)., and Bannockburn, where Scottish Patriots under Robert the Bruce, exhausted and starving, charged the field, fought like warrior poets, and won their freedom from tyranny.
On my fathers side, descendants of the Irish Gypsies including one Margaret Thompson burned at the stake for witchcraft (which is where the dark brooding good looks come from, and Jags, that touch of magic wildness you so appreciate), (Also an unfortunately large and blobby nose, but we will skip quickly passed that bit). Driven from their traditional homelands by who else? The English

lhk
kat
x

8 Sep 2003

Now, Kat...
You can't be first aider *and* the ref. Make your mind up.
Personally, I also need someone to a physio to rub me down between overs... or is it Chukkas...? Ends...?
OOH!! We need an official scorer too!

8 Sep 2003

You can't be first aider *and* the ref. Make your mind up.

Kit - 1st aid - cold sponge, warm hands, and that gentle touch to sooth and refresh those tired body parts
Kat - Ref - all in black and must be obeyed!

We need an official scorer too

I thought the idea was that everyone scored :)
lhk
Kat
x

8 Sep 2003

Is in a sulk - thought I was Umpire!!! Men..
*ties Kat up to chair again*
Jags
xx

8 Sep 2003

Tut, Kat - Jags has already agreed to be umpire wink

Mind you, we'll need more than one person for each type of job as there will be regional heats and such like, therefore, there's jobs for lots of people. I will be supplying application forms to all interested parties on request . Please state the type of job you are interested in applying for, any relevant experience and two written references :wink: :wink: :wink:

8 Sep 2003

*ties Kat up to chair again*

ooo - Ther is nothing you could do to me that would ever make me hand over the refs jersey. I dare you to try!
lhk
Kat
x

8 Sep 2003

NEVER DARE A FOOL!!!! As long as the ref's jumper is blue I don't mind. Regional heats are fine by me but I claim the right to be the Final ref... seniority and all that - females ARE the senior gender after all.
*Ties Kat to the chair, blindfolds him and applies electric pads to his soft squeezy parts*
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jags
x xx

8 Sep 2003

Ties Kat to the chair, blindfolds him and applies electric pads to his soft squeezy parts

Right now Jags, I don't have any soft parts!
Kat
(except for his brain!)
Kit lol

:lol: :lol:

8 Sep 2003

Please state the type of job you are interested in applying for, any relevant experience and two written references

Ummm, can you supply the 'Essential /Desirable criteria' for each post please?
I think this would be very valuable to all concerned :twisted: :twisted:
Kit
x

8 Sep 2003

I will be supplying application forms to all interested parties on request . Please state the type of job you are interested in applying for, any relevant experience and two written references

Can't I just shag the organiser? im nort gud art riteing.
Kat
xx

9 Sep 2003

:lol: :lol:

9 Sep 2003

LOL, Kat, application form for the ref's job in the post wink

9 Sep 2003

Can't I just shag the organiser

Kat, application form for the ref's job in the post

I'll take that as a "NO" then. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I can't steal the refs job from under Jags nose, she did ask first ...... do you have a post for ...... something simple that even a boy could do. What about letting me be the person who wanders round between rounds holding up a big card saying what/who comes next. You can choose the uniform.
oh - shh, don't tell Jags I am withdrawing from the ref, I am quite enjoying her persuading me.
lhk
Kat
xxx

9 Sep 2003

Ah yes, a skimpy little skirt, stockings and high heels would suit you well, when you're wandering about with your cards - you could do that wink

- so what experience do you have????

9 Sep 2003

Hi Everyone,
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Colin.

9 Sep 2003

There you are, what are you waiting for? :mrgreen:
(grabs clipboard, pencil and half-moon specs to peer over. Lets see, Style, control, volume, pleasure level, athleticism, repeat performance quantity....)

9 Sep 2003

Seems the Southerners are organised already confused

- seems the Northern Division has some catching up to do!

9 Sep 2003

Think we need an 'officials' list
Think we need a team list
Think we need a catering company
Think we need our heads examined!!!!!!!!!
Jags
x xx :twisted:

9 Sep 2003

Point 4 on your list is certainly a possibility, Jags!!!

9 Sep 2003

What about fluffers?
Or do they come under officials? lol

10 Sep 2003

They're officials - I will be running auditions for potential applicants wink

10 Sep 2003

I am pleased to announce I have already fixed up a meeting to discuss a pre-season friendly with Colin.
All I need to do now is think of a number.... how many consititutes a Gang Bang anyway? And at what point does it become a risk to the floor joists?
hxx

10 Sep 2003

I have given this problem my undivided attention for the last 30 seconds... and have decided that a gang bang is >2 men and <6 men to 1 woman.
If anyone wants to know how I worked that one out I shall need to give the problem some more thougth lol

*blows whistle to check it's loud enough*
Jags
x x

10 Sep 2003

Quote by Jags
...and have decided that a gang bang is >2 men and <6 men to 1 woman.

Why <6 ??

Geoff

10 Sep 2003

Well, I suppose (and I haven't had any experience of this, and don't want any) my arguement would be that more than 6 would be too difficult to get round! (that wasn't mean to be a pun!!) And I was thinking of one woman too.
I find 1 on 1 the perfect combination biggrin

Jags
x x

10 Sep 2003

I would say a gang bang is one "taker" (whether male or female; lets be PC here!) to more than 4 givers. I don't think 3 givers or less is a gang bang, but don't ask me why! A gang bang to me is more like a crowd, so the more people who are hanging around wanking and waiting the more gang bangish it appears. Does that make any sense at all - I think not!