Gates

19 Dec 2004

Quote by jsm1976

But, as for the electric gates - I am no "elecric gate expert" but there is surely a manual overide on those things for just such an instance?
Imagine a power blackout ano a fine summers day in that neighbourhood - all those convertible Astons and Bentleys stuck indoors :shock:
Vodka in freezer (when not in hand) - Blazing Saddles on DVD - could suffer it out

he has a point, surely the mansion that you live in must have an underground tunnel for these type of moments? lol

19 Dec 2004

Quote by beebeep
he has a point, surely the mansion that you live in must have an underground tunnel for these type of moments? lol

FFS!!! beebeep thats batman whose got the underground entrance and exit..you know the bloke rushes out to save people that are about to be burned or that are taken prisoner by evil people.....lives in the Metropolis...stonking big mansion got a Butler and everything
the bloke whose got some bovver is...'The Shadow'......lives near Brighton, different altogether..

19 Dec 2004

but i heard he likes rubber!! he could always double up as Lady penelope as well.
lol, just jessing btw

19 Dec 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
:rotflmao: I just actually sang that out loud as I was reading it!!! (and will now probably be singing it for the rest of the day )
Shadow... how come down there you can get 24hr booze delivery (btw do they do fags as well?) But can't find someone to come out and fix your gate? (although I do know what my priority would be)

Booze Brothers deliver between 11pm and 4 am sunday to Thyrs and 11pm and 6 am friday & Sat, you must buy an minimum of one create which makes it a wholesale deal thus different liscencing laws...and yes they sell fags.... :thumbup:

19 Dec 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
Hmmmmm No back door?

Maybe the back door is attached to the house, that is surrounded by a wall, with the only access being said Electic Gates??
We do have some posh gits in our midst you know. Very elitest community this.........
Me I am a common Northerner............... so just live in an old mining house, and I consider myself lucky to have glass in my windows :lol:
What :!: You have glass in your windows. Lucky you.
We've just got some old plastic bags in ours.
Some people dont know how lucky they are :!: :!:

19 Dec 2004

Quote by The Shadow
:rotflmao: I just actually sang that out loud as I was reading it!!! (and will now probably be singing it for the rest of the day )
Shadow... how come down there you can get 24hr booze delivery (btw do they do fags as well?) But can't find someone to come out and fix your gate? (although I do know what my priority would be)

Booze Brothers deliver between 11pm and 4 am sunday to Thyrs and 11pm and 6 am friday & Sat, you must buy an minimum of one create which makes it a wholesale deal thus different liscencing laws...and yes they sell fags.... :thumbup:
FANTASTIC!!!!! The amount of times I've argued at asda that it is actually 1 minute before 11 and not after is unbelievable!! :roll: Think you should suggest they expand their business to ....er.... say... Nelson?

19 Dec 2004

Quote by The Shadow
Booze Brothers deliver between 11pm and 4 am sunday to Thyrs and 11pm and 6 am friday & Sat, you must buy an minimum of one create which makes it a wholesale deal thus different liscencing laws...and yes they sell fags.... :thumbup:

Ah clearly folk who run this type of business have a penchant for bad puns. When we discussed setting up something similar we came up with the name Alco-pones - with deliveries being made in Chrysler P2 Cruisers.

19 Dec 2004

Quote by celticq

Booze Brothers deliver between 11pm and 4 am sunday to Thyrs and 11pm and 6 am friday & Sat, you must buy an minimum of one create which makes it a wholesale deal thus different liscencing laws...and yes they sell fags.... :thumbup:

Ah clearly folk who run this type of business have a penchant for bad puns. When we discussed setting up something similar we came up with the name Alco-pones.
............davej now has an image of C.Q. driving around in an escort van emblazened with the words ALCO-PONES down the side and with an eluminated, rotating horses head, on the roof, that chimes the tune to the Godfather.

19 Dec 2004

Quote by master55
Hmmmmm No back door?

Maybe the back door is attached to the house, that is surrounded by a wall, with the only access being said Electic Gates??
We do have some posh gits in our midst you know. Very elitest community this.........
Me I am a common Northerner............... so just live in an old mining house, and I consider myself lucky to have glass in my windows :lol:
What :!: You have glass in your windows. Lucky you.
We've just got some old plastic bags in ours.
Some people dont know how lucky they are :!: :!:
PLASTIC BAGS?! Oooh what I wouldn't do for plastic bags! We had PAPER on our windows, until it rained! :lol:

19 Dec 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
We do have some posh gits in our midst you know. Very elitest community this.........
Me I am a common Northerner............... so just live in an old mining house, and I consider myself lucky to have glass in my windows

Common??? Never had u pencilled in for that - a few other things I could say about you but common is not one of them wink

19 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
Hmmmmm No back door?

Maybe the back door is attached to the house, that is surrounded by a wall, with the only access being said Electic Gates??
We do have some posh gits in our midst you know. Very elitest community this.........
Me I am a common Northerner............... so just live in an old mining house, and I consider myself lucky to have glass in my windows :lol:
What :!: You have glass in your windows. Lucky you.
We've just got some old plastic bags in ours.
Some people dont know how lucky they are :!: :!:
PLASTIC BAGS?! Oooh what I wouldn't do for plastic bags! We had PAPER on our windows, until it rained! :lol:
PAPER confused

: :!:
Arn't you the lucky ones :!:
We were so poor we couldn't afford the window tax so just had woodworm holes for windows :!:
PS are those rubber gloves holding your breasts :?: