Gazuntite!

26 Jul 2004

This probably seemed funnier than I'm gonna make it sound but it is a cautionary tale about not mucking around in traffic.
This morning, I was waiting in the queue with the traffic lights on red. Stopped, coming the other way (oxymoron there?) was a girl on a bike. Perched on her saddle she issued two enormous sneezes. She then pedalled across the junction (a bit early when the pedestrian lights were green) towards me.
As she passed, I said out of the window "Bless You!". Well she started laughing and nearly fell off her bike in front of a bus. As I pulled around the corner she was still wobbling away into the distance - fair made my morning - ah well little things and little minds eh?

26 Jul 2004

Ok, this is a little meaningless but really meant the world to me. I was in a Tescos quick stop, buying lunch for work, the queue was full of people, all part of the rat race, like myself, it was a Friday. A little old lady shuffles in, and buys herself an iced lemon cake, and pulled the sweetest grin. I thought to myself she had probably been looking forward to that cake all week, and thought how wonderful it was to be able to appreciate the smaller things in life.........it made my day.
Then I went home, pulled the gun out of the dresser, and thought about ending it all! rotflmao

Venusxxx