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Vista's requirements in summary
"In a 32 bit environment, half a gig of RAM is heaps. It's going to fly. For 64 bit you're going to want 2 gigs of DDR3 RAM.
"If you move from 32 to 64 bit, you basically need to at least double your memory. 2 gigs in 64 bit is the equivalent of a gig of RAM on a 32bit machine. That's because you're dealing with chunks that are twice the size… if you try to make do with what you've got you'll see less performance. But RAM is now so cheap, it's hardly an issue.
"In terms of disks, you're really going to want S-ATA 2hard drives with NCQ capability because it gives the OS the ability to get on with stuff while disk tasks complete. All the tier 1 and tier 2 vendors can provide this capability today.
"Thirdly, the graphics card and system bus is essential. PCI x16 is going to be very important. Any of today's 3D GPUs will be fine… we're not waiting for some mystical monster that may or may not come out. But they need to have 128MB of RAM on it. If they've only got 64 don't panic.
"We acknowledge that many corporate notebooks have fairly low-end integrated graphics chips. They're not exactly high performance graphics systems. For those users, we will provide a classic UI that looks like XP, and then we will have Aero that will start to make use of the GPU, and then there's Aero Glass that will demand the higher level.
"We are talking a year out here, so I have no doubt the vendors will address this in that period of time.

Its all about if you have a 32 bit CPU or a 64 bit CPU.
MS will want to make Vista appeal to as many people as possible which is why there will be several versions of it, so I was told.
If your graphics card is cr*p then you will only get the 2D desktop, a good card will get you the 3D desktop, so am told.
Was told if you can run google earth then you can run Vista!
Got it but just have not loaded it onto anything yet.
all the geeks come flying out of the woodwork!! (i got your bin2ascii) it makes me think there should be an equivalent for swinging in being a massive geek.
i bet there is anyway, but none of us are geeky enough to know about it.
like the internet 25 years ago or something.....
Quote by flapjackboy
Heres a chalenge to all the geeks see if you can break this!
...</snip>
make sure youve got your "ascii" (pronounced as-key) table ready
Lets see who cracks it first
good luck sf

Why yes, I must indeed be a geek.
congrats flapjack boy wink
how many total computer geeks are there on this forum then?
it seems like a fairly impressive showing!
bet none of them are girls smile not that i dont wish some were!
its rare to find anyone who know what the hell you're on about...
i wrote BBC BASIC on the B+ from age 8 till 12 then BASIC V till 14 then ARM assembler for a while then Pascal / 286 assembler then JAVA at university then the inevitable tedious slide into CGI/PHP/MySQL
Computers used to be fun and exiciting till MS killed diversity, but soon OSS will kill MS and all will be well......
Quote by wantonjames
how many total computer geeks are there on this forum then?
it seems like a fairly impressive showing!
bet none of them are girls smile not that i dont wish some were!
its rare to find anyone who know what the hell you're on about...
i wrote BBC BASIC on the B+ from age 8 till 12 then BASIC V till 14 then ARM assembler for a while then Pascal / 286 assembler then JAVA at university then the inevitable tedious slide into CGI/PHP/MySQL
Computers used to be fun and exiciting till MS killed diversity, but soon OSS will kill MS and all will be well......

not at all you just move with the times you know how fast this business changes
Quote by sexyfella
how many total computer geeks are there on this forum then?
it seems like a fairly impressive showing!
bet none of them are girls smile not that i dont wish some were!
its rare to find anyone who know what the hell you're on about...
i wrote BBC BASIC on the B+ from age 8 till 12 then BASIC V till 14 then ARM assembler for a while then Pascal / 286 assembler then JAVA at university then the inevitable tedious slide into CGI/PHP/MySQL
Computers used to be fun and exiciting till MS killed diversity, but soon OSS will kill MS and all will be well......

not at all you just move with the times you know how fast this business changes
Now, this is interesting!
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I thought English was the only language allowed on SH ? dunno
Minx x x

Same thoughts here Minx, they are talking a load of gibberish I can't understand.... maybe it's Welsh or summat?? :dunno:
lol
Quote by postie
I thought English was the only language allowed on SH ? dunno
Minx x x

Same thoughts here Minx, they are talking a load of gibberish I can't understand.... maybe it's Welsh or summat?? :dunno:
lol
Haha well what do you expect from a geeks thread? :doh:
Quote by wantonjames
i wrote BBC BASIC on the B+ from age 8 till 12 then BASIC V till 14 then ARM assembler for a while then Pascal / 286 assembler then JAVA at university then the inevitable tedious slide into CGI/PHP/MySQL

HEY!!............gusse what!..........i used to have one of them!
till the wheels fell off confused :? :? :giggle:
Quote by Debbiewebs

i wrote BBC BASIC on the B+ from age 8 till 12 then BASIC V till 14 then ARM assembler for a while then Pascal / 286 assembler then JAVA at university then the inevitable tedious slide into CGI/PHP/MySQL

HEY!!............gusse what!..........i used to have one of them!
till the wheels fell off confused :? :? :giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by wantonjames
how many total computer geeks are there on this forum then?
it seems like a fairly impressive showing!
bet none of them are girls smile not that i dont wish some were!
its rare to find anyone who know what the hell you're on about...
i wrote BBC BASIC on the B+ from age 8 till 12 then BASIC V till 14 then ARM assembler for a while then Pascal / 286 assembler then JAVA at university then the inevitable tedious slide into CGI/PHP/MySQL
Computers used to be fun and exiciting till MS killed diversity, but soon OSS will kill MS and all will be well......

I had a BBC B as well but before that I I had an Acorn Atom - sometimes you need to have a past to know how much the present has improved - The atom had a Green Screen .... before colour - Graphics today amazing by comparison. Blake
Quote by postie
I thought English was the only language allowed on SH ? dunno
Minx x x

Same thoughts here Minx, they are talking a load of gibberish I can't understand.... maybe it's Welsh or summat?? :dunno:
lol
It's OK, Postie - at least they are all in here and amusing each other, instead of boring the crap out of everyone on other threads biggrin
Quote by wantonjames
how many total computer geeks are there on this forum then?
it seems like a fairly impressive showing!
bet none of them are girls smile not that i dont wish some were!
its rare to find anyone who know what the hell you're on about...
i wrote BBC BASIC on the B+ from age 8 till 12 then BASIC V till 14 then ARM assembler for a while then Pascal / 286 assembler then JAVA at university then the inevitable tedious slide into CGI/PHP/MySQL
.

I wrote in BASIC when I was a kid too.. they laugh at me at uni when i tell them... spent the last 3 years learning PHP, MySQL, ActionScript, ...web stuff HTML and CSS, played about with a Beta of Processing a bit too. Just about to start my Masters degree and gonna focus on a unique class of ActionScript that will work with some external electronic devices...so, Maplins will be my shopping emporium for the next year at least
as I get to grips with electronics and a soldering kit!
Im not a full blown geek by any means.. but i'm quite far down the road for a girl!
Quote by Debbiewebs

i wrote BBC BASIC on the B+ from age 8 till 12 then BASIC V till 14 then ARM assembler for a while then Pascal / 286 assembler then JAVA at university then the inevitable tedious slide into CGI/PHP/MySQL

HEY!!............gusse what!..........i used to have one of them!
till the wheels fell off confused :? :? :giggle:
PSST ................debs, dont look now but i think your slip is showing ........................ passionkiss
Quote by fluffer
how many total computer geeks are there on this forum then?
it seems like a fairly impressive showing!
bet none of them are girls smile not that i dont wish some were!
its rare to find anyone who know what the hell you're on about...
i wrote BBC BASIC on the B+ from age 8 till 12 then BASIC V till 14 then ARM assembler for a while then Pascal / 286 assembler then JAVA at university then the inevitable tedious slide into CGI/PHP/MySQL
.

I wrote in BASIC when I was a kid too.. they laugh at me at uni when i tell them... spent the last 3 years learning PHP, MySQL, ActionScript, ...web stuff HTML and CSS, played about with a Beta of Processing a bit too. Just about to start my Masters degree and gonna focus on a unique class of ActionScript that will work with some external electronic devices...so, Maplins will be my shopping emporium for the next year at least
as I get to grips with electronics and a soldering kit!
Im not a full blown geek by any means.. but i'm quite far down the road for a girl!
Oooh that sounds well cool, though I've never heard of anyone using Actionscript to control external electronics.
I do recall a usenet posting concerning the attractiveness of female geeks, but it'd probably lower the tone a little too much, even for SH.
Quote by Deviated Prevert
how many total computer geeks are there on this forum then?
it seems like a fairly impressive showing!
bet none of them are girls smile not that i dont wish some were!
its rare to find anyone who know what the hell you're on about...
i wrote BBC BASIC on the B+ from age 8 till 12 then BASIC V till 14 then ARM assembler for a while then Pascal / 286 assembler then JAVA at university then the inevitable tedious slide into CGI/PHP/MySQL
.

I wrote in BASIC when I was a kid too.. they laugh at me at uni when i tell them... spent the last 3 years learning PHP, MySQL, ActionScript, ...web stuff HTML and CSS, played about with a Beta of Processing a bit too. Just about to start my Masters degree and gonna focus on a unique class of ActionScript that will work with some external electronic devices...so, Maplins will be my shopping emporium for the next year at least
as I get to grips with electronics and a soldering kit!
Im not a full blown geek by any means.. but i'm quite far down the road for a girl!
Oooh that sounds well cool, though I've never heard of anyone using Actionscript to control external electronics.
I do recall a usenet posting concerning the attractiveness of female geeks, but it'd probably lower the tone a little too much, even for SH.
yeah..lt's pretty groundbreaking, that's why Im gonna do my masters degree in it.
Flash gurus like Brendan Dawes and Samuel Wan are well into it and only expo's it at FlashForward in San Fransisco last year...
go on... tell me about the usenet posting and i'll tell you about the ActionSript class you can download for MX 2004.
Quote by fluffer
yeah..lt's pretty groundbreaking, that's why Im gonna do my masters degree in it.
Flash gurus like Brendan Dawes and Samuel Wan are well into it and only expo's it at FlashForward in San Fransisco last year...
go on... tell me about the usenet posting and i'll tell you about the ActionSript class you can download for MX 2004.

Well basically it stated that (at least in the eyes of male geeks) female geeks become stunningly attractive at the moment they attain the local age of consent, and remain so until approximately half an hour after clinical death has occured, possibly longer if it's a warm day. bolt
Personally I've never played around with Actionscript, I'm a sysadmin so I tend to code in Perl or Bourne Shell, and prefer not to if at all possible (why spend my time programming when I can download a script written by a far better programmer to do what I require?) In the past I've studied Smalltalk and C++, and played around a bit with Java, as well as learning bits and pieces of HTML, CSS, SQL and lots of other things with strange names, though I've never been enough of a deviant to make a serious attempt at learning Visual Basic. I used to be able to speak fluent SMTP and HTTP, but it's been a while since I've had to look after email or web servers, so I'm a bit rusty these days.
Makes me feel really old doing BASIC on a commodore pet,a mainframe with a massive 64k!!
Got bored of peeking and poking (REALLY old joke!! biggrin ) got a job getting pissed and laid a lot instead,not talking about being an alchoholic carpet fitter either!! :D
Returning to my geek roots now as I'm qualifying as a Cisco bloke!
What do you do then? that sound like the dream job! :laughabove:
Im training as I microsoft bloke do you think theres any difference between the to? Because when I coarse advisor said we can go for a cisco coarse. or microsoft mcse so Im just wondering why the choice instead of one coarse thats recognised by both? dunno
Isnt there anywhere the mods could move this thread to ??? LOL
Quote by Silk and Big G
Isnt there anywhere the mods could move this thread to ??? LOL

I think Dawn should do it, as it was Ian who started it lol
Doing the CCNP now and will do the MCSE after.
I prefer working with network hardware (ooh er missus) instead of administating a network.I get hacked off unlocking accounts all the time or people's files disappearing into the ether never to be seen stuff just doesn't get me going.
Both Microsoft and Cisco are company dependent qualifications and therefore they are seperate 's handy if you can do both as it will round off your experience and enhance your job cost though,mines comes to around £5K in total but you can get them cheaper.
Even Mark hasnt found it interesting enough to post on , and he knows what the fuck theyre on about .
Quote by Silk and Big G
Even Mark hasnt found it interesting enough to post on , and he knows what the fuck theyre on about .

Sorry wink
Quote by PlymstockSteve
Even Mark hasnt found it interesting enough to post on , and he knows what the fuck theyre on about .

Sorry wink
LOL Steve wasnt aimed at you mate ........................was aimed at ALL of it !! :wink:
Us geeks have to stick together y'know biggrin
Quote by freckledbird
Isnt there anywhere the mods could move this thread to ??? LOL

I think Dawn should do it, as it was Ian who started it lol
Don't bring me into this, I only married the daft nerd rolleyes
theer is nothing wrong with being a nerd......
i am a complete nerd...
love computers, F1, sci fi books, star trek.
MikeC
Quote by Pete_sw
OOH OOH
have you tried Ghost Recon? :bounce: :bounce:
sooooooooo many hours wasted on that one rolleyes , could have built the ESB all by myself lol

Not played that one, I started out on Halflife and Team fortress Classic, moved on to Natural Selection (HL mod) after a couple of years, then discovered Battlefield 1942 and it's sequels. I'm trying to scrape the cash together to get BF2 as the demo looks well cool.
OMG you haven’t lived till you’ve been to a proper counterstrike LAN party ……………….. Oh I now so wish that I knew how to put pics up on here, could show u the party to end all parties ………….. Sorry, getting carried away here, but I used to do this for a living, so please forgive people, its nice to meet a fellow gamer.
Anyway, enough for now, suffice to say that there is more to LAN parties than meets the eye lol.

found it, honest to god this is a gaming lan party ......... though i have to say a rather unusual one, mostly they'r have a dozen guys n gals in sombodies garage lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
Even Mark hasnt found it interesting enough to post on , and he knows what the fuck theyre on about .

Mark and I don't need to type to communicate, we use the force. - and thats reserved for super geeks.
Ian