Gender Issues
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For Example ...
1) Freezer Bags
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Photocopiers
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tyres
Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's lots of hot air.
5) Sponges
Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages
Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Railway Stations
Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's still handy to have around.
10) Remote Control
Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but consider this They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And, while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Any more you can think of?
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Gender Issues
Well I always said I could liken myself to an inanimate object............an old house coz it's been around for ages, got plenty of crap stored in the attic and needs a regular lick of paint. The scaffolding holds everything in place otherwise the first floor could end up on the ground floor and the lawn needs weekly mowing. Still got kids around the place and more than a few skeletons in the closets :giggle:
Orgasminator
Stock markets
Female, they're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
ATMs
Male, once they withdraw they lose interest.
Computers
Female, they take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've just got one.
Snowstorms
Male, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
Female, they're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
ATMs
Male, once they withdraw they lose interest.
Computers
Female, they take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've just got one.
Snowstorms
Male, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
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