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The Shrew was used as a crude cotton bud during pre historic times by cavemen shoving a stick up its arse
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Quote by davej
When he tried to shove an Adidas football into a Blue Whales throat and said "apparently my dear Watson, the fucker wont fit, I'm guessing the best we can hope for is a melon"
Thanks for that, i spat on my laptop screen
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I'M TALKING about all forms of domestication
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Quote by SteveClarkeSteve, You are right to say that the oft misquoted comment from Holmes is indeed "Elementary, my dear Watson." I don't think anyone had hitherto put the words "Evidently, my dear Watson" into Holmes's mouth - but I could be wrong.
... and I'm guessing he didn't say "Elementary my dear Watson" either...
(not a lot of people know that ;) )
Can anyone remember what the proper quotation actually is? I think it is something along the lines of "The answer, my dear Watson, is elementary."
Bugger, I am going to have to go and check now, or it will eat away at me all evening
Will reaches for the complete Sherlock Holmes Omnibus....
Will
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Quote by willxx69Steve, You are right to say that the oft misquoted comment from Holmes is indeed "Elementary, my dear Watson." I don't think anyone had hitherto put the words "Evidently, my dear Watson" into Holmes's mouth - but I could be wrong.
... and I'm guessing he didn't say "Elementary my dear Watson" either...
(not a lot of people know that ;) )
Can anyone remember what the proper quotation actually is? I think it is something along the lines of "The answer, my dear Watson, is elementary."
Bugger, I am going to have to go and check now, or it will eat away at me all evening
Will reaches for the complete Sherlock Holmes Omnibus....
Will
Will will will, he never said it.....weve already said that, stop writing those bloody plays and read the whole of the thread!
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an " cptn Kirk " never said " beam me up scotty" 
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Or the Algerian hedgehog for stubborn cases.
Quote by DrewxcoreSteve, You are right to say that the oft misquoted comment from Holmes is indeed "Elementary, my dear Watson." I don't think anyone had hitherto put the words "Evidently, my dear Watson" into Holmes's mouth - but I could be wrong.
... and I'm guessing he didn't say "Elementary my dear Watson" either...
(not a lot of people know that ;) )
Can anyone remember what the proper quotation actually is? I think it is something along the lines of "The answer, my dear Watson, is elementary."
Bugger, I am going to have to go and check now, or it will eat away at me all evening
Will reaches for the complete Sherlock Holmes Omnibus....
Will
Will will will, he never said it.....weve already said that, stop writing those bloody plays and read the whole of the thread!
Ah Drew but have you read what Will wrote?
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Ive read romeo and juliet, a midsummer nights dream (both cover to cover)and ive seen macbeth at the globe theatre. I was my drama teachers protege, she made me appreciate shakespeare before going ballistic at me when i said i wouldnt take drama in higher education
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Quote by Thinkingnaughty
A shrew? Blimey they must have had big ears - are you sure that wasn't the original butt plug?
Trust me its true, they tried feeding the shrews to the Blue Whales, but they were too busy reaching into the trees to pick melons, so with little better to do, they stuck sticks up their bums and inserted them into their ears hence the saying 'his a shrewed fellow' derived from the fact that a man with a shrew in each ear can't hear rumour and will make a decision based on experiance.
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Quote by lilacgem
an " cptn Kirk " never said " beam me up scotty"
G :gagged:
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G :eeek:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :silly: 
:rose: Quote by davej
A shrew? Blimey they must have had big ears - are you sure that wasn't the original butt plug?
Trust me its true, they tried feeding the shrews to the Blue Whales, but they were too busy reaching into the trees to pick melons, so with little better to do, they stuck sticks up their bums and inserted them into their ears hence the saying 'his a shrewed fellow' derived from the fact that a man with a shrew in each ear can't hear rumour and will make a decision based on experiance.
I am so going to look very suspiciously at the next person I see described as shrewd.
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Right children since noone is giving an answer thats even close im gonna allow 3 more guesses before i reveal the answer.....none of you will get it x
Sexpert
I'd take a stab at the dog...
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SO! what do you call someone who put " hamsters" in there orafises? 
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Quote by Drewxcore
Right children since noone is giving an answer thats even close im gonna allow 3 more guesses before i reveal the answer.....none of you will get it x
Has it occurred to you that nobody's too worried
dog
cat
chicken
There, three guesses, in the interest of keeping on topic.
Sexpert
...a celebrity?
...And I was joking about stabbing the dog before anyone calls the RSPCA... ;)
...And I was joking about stabbing the dog before anyone calls the RSPCA... ;)
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Quote by sercher01
SO! what do you call someone who put " hamsters" in there orafises?
Pet Shop Boys?
Richard Gere?
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Quote by DrewxcoreWell, the Egyptians had domesticated cats going back to several thousand years BC. Several different cultures kept sheep and oxen for food...
Right children since noone is giving an answer thats even close im gonna allow 3 more guesses before i reveal the answer.....none of you will get it x
Is there actually any point to this?
I am going back to my Conan Doyle....
Will
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Quote by willxx69
I am going back to my Conan Doyle....
Will
Nooooo, come to me
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its the bloody dog ffs
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the answer is reindeer, they were first domesticated 14,000 years ago by hunter gatherers in what is now mongolia
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