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Orgasminator

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Sorry but I HAD to share this!
computers have gotten hottter over the years, requiring more fans...blah techy blah....
my computer has a fan on the side of the case blowing directly out of the middle is lots of warm air.
WHY IS THIS GOOD LUCY?! you ask,
Red wine!!! place a bottle next to PC, and soon enough it is perfect to drink, just like in a pub. alternatively you could use the "blowhole" on top of a case biggrin

biggrin

not that you are all alcies tied to your computers of course....
bet you mac geeks without fans are jealous! lol

Casanova

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
Sorry but I HAD to share this!
computers have gotten hottter over the years, requiring more fans...blah techy blah....
my computer has a fan on the side of the case blowing directly out of the middle is lots of warm air.
WHY IS THIS GOOD LUCY?! you ask,
Red wine!!! place a bottle next to PC, and soon enough it is perfect to drink, just like in a pub. alternatively you could use the "blowhole" on top of a case
not that you are all alcies tied to your computers of course....
bet you mac geeks without fans are jealous! lol

:laughabove: :laughabove: :beer: ...what are you like Lucy?!

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by alspals
Sorry but I HAD to share this!
computers have gotten hottter over the years, requiring more fans...blah techy blah....
my computer has a fan on the side of the case blowing directly out of the middle is lots of warm air.
WHY IS THIS GOOD LUCY?! you ask,
Red wine!!! place a bottle next to PC, and soon enough it is perfect to drink, just like in a pub. alternatively you could use the "blowhole" on top of a case
not that you are all alcies tied to your computers of course....
bet you mac geeks without fans are jealous! lol

:laughabove: :laughabove: :beer: ...what are you like Lucy?!
Like you won't try it!
PS any uncultured peeps, non red wine goes in the fridge wink

wink

Sex God

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Oi....I'm cultured wink

wink

but my fridge is about the size of the box the white wine comes in. confused

confused

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Oi....I'm cultured but my fridge is about the size of the box the white wine comes in.

Where on earth do you get 5 foot boxes of wine!? gimme gimme gimme!!!

Sex God

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Can vouch this works .... i warmed up my lager doing the same....
(I hate lager btw... and i hate it even more when it is cold....if i wanted to drink cold things I'd have been born a penguin....)

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
You warm red wine up? Just how cold is your house? :shock:

about 19 degrees at the mo, cool enough that red wine should be warmer! come and see if you like ;)

Sex God

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
bet you mac geeks without fans are jealous! lol

Lucy~
Nope, not jealous at all - my Mac has four fans! Now if I could just figure out a way to tap into the system so we could replace the coolant with a nice claret, we'd be sorted... ;)
~Reese! surprised

surprised

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

best idea I've heard all day! wine box on top, and you have to drink it otherwise the PC blows up! I think we could market this...

Sex God

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

ok till u spill it on it
lol
our keyboards drunk almost as much vodka & coke as us!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by twos_company
ok till u spill it on it
lol

spilling wine is heresy, you deserve everything you get :twisted:

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

No wonder my red wine as always been cack, I've usually had in the fridge for as long as I can leave it alone, or room temperature at best. rolleyes

rolleyes

Why doesn't it come with serving instructions like the Mexican style bean burgers? (so thats why it splits my head open the next morning confused

confused

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Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
No wonder my red wine as always been cack, I've usually had in the fridge for as long as I can leave it alone, or room temperature at best.
Why doesn't it come with serving instructions like the Mexican style bean burgers? (so thats why it splits my head open the next morning )

lol red should be served as close to body temp as you can, white should be chilled, rose should be delivered in quantity!!

Sex God

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
No wonder my red wine as always been cack, I've usually had in the fridge for as long as I can leave it alone, or room temperature at best.

Tell me that was a joke.
Please?
It is a cruel and unusual practise and it must stop.

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
You warm red wine up? Just how cold is your house? :shock:

about 19 degrees at the mo, cool enough that red wine should be warmer!
I'll have to disagree... I believe the received wisdom for serving is 'cellar temperature' for reds, which is anywhere between 10 for your lighter reds (your Beaujolais etc.) to something like 18(MAX!).

Quote by lucyuktv2
come and see if you like ;)

Pop 'em in the fridge and I'll be round toute de suite ;)
I'm pretty sure button moon is too far, besides cold red is nasty!!! but you do at least sound cultured, and in this site are our god biggrin

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Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
but you do at least sound cultured

Yep, I grew up in a petri dish ;)
daft boy!!

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
but you do at least sound cultured

Yep, I grew up in a petri dish ;)
daft boy!!
Hey, I ain't the one popping my red wine in the microwave :P ;)
well if you don't want any just say!

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
well if you don't want any just say!

Woah woah woah, I can't remember ever passing up a glass of the red stuff, boiling or not biggrin

biggrin

So what are we drinking?
right now? unfortunately blossom hill. earlier it was lindemans special reserve smile

smile

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
OK, pass me the asbestos gloves, I'm going in for a tasting...
Actually you've caught me on a naughty bottle to myself; a Saint Emilion of some kind... from Lidl... gawd bless Lidl. Stored to perfection (near our back toilet ) and served with grace (well, I got the cork out in one piece! )

ok there goes the chance... !!!!

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
ok there goes the chance... !!!!

What?

dunno

smile

you don't think is a bit cheap?

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
ok there goes the chance... !!!!

What?

dunno

smile

you don't think is a bit cheap?
I was actually thinking I preferred the Blaye at biggrin

biggrin

thank goodness you aren't trying to woo me!

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
ok there goes the chance... !!!!

What?

dunno

smile

you don't think is a bit cheap?
I was actually thinking I preferred the Blaye at biggrin

biggrin

thank goodness you aren't trying to woo me!
Good point. The Blaye was good, but not that good.
Now, how about some Liebfraumilch(sp?)???
or something posh, like me...

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
Good point. The Blaye was good, but not that good.
Now, how about some Liebfraumilch(sp?)???

or something posh, like me...
OK... I'm going to push the boat out (since it's you)... how about Le Piat D'Or ... cos the French just adore it (according to their marketing guy).
Feeling moist now?
anything alcoholic ;) vodka?

Sex God

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Don't you think its time you two took this private :giggle:

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
Feeling moist now?

anything alcoholic ;) vodka?
Tart!
quiche!

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Don't you think its time you two took this private :giggle:

not really, if I ever visit b'moon....

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

like locking will stop you!!!

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

I see a turbo shandy coming on!!!

Sex God

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

<-- Is getting jealous, but can't decide who over.
Lucy or Mark? Oh.. I am silly blonde cow... BOTH!

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
<-- Is getting jealous, but can't decide who over.
Lucy or Mark? Oh.. I am silly blonde cow... BOTH!

vix...if you were 80 miles closer....and if mark were 5million miles closer....