Back from Munich and in utter disbelief.....
Instead of having condom dispensers and toothbrush things, or even the top of the range over the limit test...........I've walked into a bathroom in Munich and they had cock rings :shock:
Had to get me one of them vibrating ones :P :twisted:
Right back to germany again soon :P
why don't they have this in the uk, or do they :shock: ?
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Germany Is soooo coool
yep them Germans are quite sex crazy... although of the cities I have been to there I thought muncih was the least perverse... unless you count the naturist friendly park slap bang in the middle of the city... soooo many naked germans in the city centre.!!!
I think if they put cock rings in pubs over here half the chavs would injure themselves through ignorance as to the correct function of a cock ring..... or get their dorris pregnant because they thought it was a new fangled condom
I think if they put cock rings in pubs over here half the chavs would injure themselves through ignorance as to the correct function of a cock ring..... or get their dorris pregnant because they thought it was a new fangled condom
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ahem chris............
were not all that stupid you know.....tut tut you give us lancashire people a bad name saying things like that.....
theres cock rings in our local pub garage m8......but i dont like it as its a bit cruel....
:shock: :shock:
I said CHAVS not people from Lancashire.... unless of course your saying that everyone from Lancashire is a chav... in which case I appoligise for offending you :D
(I had to read that post 3 times before I realised what the joke was
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We were once kicked out of a sauna /pool area of a major hotel in Hamburg, because we weren't naked.
We soon rectified that of course.
Yeh Hamburg seems to be the sex / sleeze capital of Germany... well I had a nice time anyway... they have sex shops with "cruising venues" out the back... which is basically a lot of darkened rooms and video bothes etc for all your gay man needs... and they are very open about it too. Didn't see too much straight stuff out there tho.
Berlin has the Behte Urte museum in the center of the city... that also has what could probably be described as a "cruising venue" for all tastes attached to it... although I didn't investigate as my date at the time was put off by the sleezy men hanging around outside (as was I... they were very sleezy).
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I didn't investigate as my date at the time was put off by the sleezy men hanging around outside (as was I... they were very sleezy).
Sleazy??? try walking around the blue mosque in Istanbul, mid-evening....... the guy says hey would you like a woman, when you say no thanks, he says ok would you like a young man??? .............. now thats sleazy !!
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I didn't investigate as my date at the time was put off by the sleezy men hanging around outside (as was I... they were very sleezy).
Sleazy??? try walking around the blue mosque in Istanbul, mid-evening....... the guy says hey would you like a woman, when you say no thanks, he says ok would you like a young man??? .............. now thats sleazy !!
we had a similar experience when i was asked if i wanted some hash i said no and he replied would like some for your wife ( i was tempted to ask how much he would give for her) lol
Quote by Him'nHer
I didn't investigate as my date at the time was put off by the sleezy men hanging around outside (as was I... they were very sleezy).
Sleazy??? try walking around the blue mosque in Istanbul, mid-evening....... the guy says hey would you like a woman, when you say no thanks, he says ok would you like a young man??? .............. now thats sleazy !!
You get that on the street in Hamburg... but they are trying to invite you into strip clubs... or brothels... they have an answer for every refusal.
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I didn't investigate as my date at the time was put off by the sleezy men hanging around outside (as was I... they were very sleezy).
Sleazy??? try walking around the blue mosque in Istanbul, mid-evening....... the guy says hey would you like a woman, when you say no thanks, he says ok would you like a young man??? .............. now thats sleazy !!
You get that on the street in Hamburg... but they are trying to invite you into strip clubs... or brothels... they have an answer for every refusal.
Same kind of thing happened to me in Vienna, waiting outside of a cafe for someone, I was approached by a fella who asked me something in German. I replied, in German that I was a foreigner and didn't understand...
To which he replied " English??????"
me: " erm... yeah..."
him.... " so you want porn???"
and he opened his coat like a flasher to show a selection of hardcore porn-mags hung on the inside... very weird...
There is something about the euros when it comes down to human rights. Once they have them they don't let them go and the reminders are everywhere. So they are more up front about many things.
We Brits are far too laize - faire with our entitlements, we just simply forget we need them and make do and mend as we go.
Which is why we gross out in Ibiza.
We Brits are far too laize - faire with our entitlements, we just simply forget we need them and make do and mend as we go.
Which is why we gross out in Ibiza.
