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Get Well Soon you Crazy Biker (Dory-the-Fish / TLF1416)

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Pete_sw
Sex God
Yet again our wonderful traffic system produces a statistic rolleyes
When are successive governments going to get the message? It is time to ban the monster that is the motorcycle.
It is the single most outmoded, dangerous, deadly, unnecessary mode of transport on our roads today!
It has no protection what so ever for the driver, and god forbid you ever become a passenger on one of these death traps :roll:
Owners of this infernal piece of machinery not only insist that we, the ‘normal’ motoring public, make way for them as they dodge in and out of our beloved traffic jams, they also cost us millions of pounds in tax payers money pursuing their ridiculous compensation claims, just because the road wasn’t quite smooth enough :roll: dunno
ffs get a grip, I spend many many hours on our roads each day and have no problems with pot holes what so ever, but then I do have 4 wheels and an adequate suspension system :smug:
Dory-the-Fish if you’d have taken the trouble to actually STOP at said roundabout, looked around you, taken time to smell the fumes, you may have spotted the guy on your right, you know, the one you’re supposed to give way too? And avoided the collision that’s put you in the unenviable state you’re in now :roll: so how much am I paying the NHS to treat you this time? :dunno:
Please do get well soon before they put my taxes up even more :roll:
TIAWU
Lost
Sex God
Respect Pete - But get rid of bikes WTF :shock: do you smoke/drink thats your perogative if you do and the tax payers there for you. Plus a thousand others inc sports injuries & Weight issues to name a couple. If a Person wants to ride let them ride!
helnheaven
Sex God
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Its a case of each to their own surely? dunno
willing2try_4
Sexlightened
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk
Lost
Sex God
Quote by willing2try_4
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk

but thats coz women only drive at 4 miles an hour! Oh and have you seen supermarket carparking and the car driving woman :shock: how to park in more than 104 manouvers and this side of Christmas. wink
willing2try_4
Sexlightened
Quote by Lost
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk

but thats coz women only drive at 4 miles an hour! Oh and have you seen supermarket carparking and the car driving woman :shock: how to park in more than 104 manouvers and this side of Christmas. wink
no but i have been rearended by a male lorry driver at 50mph and it wasn't exactly what i had in mind lol
Lost
Sex God
Quote by willing2try_4
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk

but thats coz women only drive at 4 miles an hour! Oh and have you seen supermarket carparking and the car driving woman :shock: how to park in more than 104 manouvers and this side of Christmas. wink
no but i have been rearended by a male lorry driver at 50mph and it wasn't exactly what i had in mind lol
Well if that's the Mrs Willing2try_4 then what were you doing too make him lose concentration? :wink: :lol:
willing2try_4
Sexlightened
Quote by Lost
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk

but thats coz women only drive at 4 miles an hour! Oh and have you seen supermarket carparking and the car driving woman :shock: how to park in more than 104 manouvers and this side of Christmas. wink
no but i have been rearended by a male lorry driver at 50mph and it wasn't exactly what i had in mind lol
Well if that's the Mrs Willing2try_4 then what were you doing too make him lose concentration? :wink: :lol:
think he was trying to get a better look at my bumpers redface
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by willing2try_4
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk

but thats coz women only drive at 4 miles an hour! Oh and have you seen supermarket carparking and the car driving woman :shock: how to park in more than 104 manouvers and this side of Christmas. wink
no but i have been rearended by a male lorry driver at 50mph and it wasn't exactly what i had in mind lol
Well if that's the Mrs Willing2try_4 then what were you doing too make him lose concentration? :wink: :lol:
think he was trying to get a better look at my bumpers redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
fabio
Sex God
pete, did it ever occur to you that people would read what you wrote and think that something really bad may have happened? I have just spoken the person involved.... thanks for scaring the shit out of me for the last hour, please don't over over dramatised something like this again... it is not big and nor clever!!! and trivalise it for many more people who have been in more serious accients.... I am so angry right now i am going to log off before i say something i really, really regret
willing2try_4
Sexlightened
Quote by fabio
I have just spoken the person involved.... thanks pete for scaring the shit out of me for the last hour, please don't over over dramatised something like this again... it is not big and nor clever!!! and trivalise it for many more people who have been in more serious accients....

me thinks we missed the dastardly plot rolleyes
Lost
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk

but thats coz women only drive at 4 miles an hour! Oh and have you seen supermarket carparking and the car driving woman :shock: how to park in more than 104 manouvers and this side of Christmas. wink
no but i have been rearended by a male lorry driver at 50mph and it wasn't exactly what i had in mind lol
Well if that's the Mrs Willing2try_4 then what were you doing too make him lose concentration? :wink: :lol:
think he was trying to get a better look at my bumpers redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shock: :shock: :shock: CRASH mad :x :x
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by Lost
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk

but thats coz women only drive at 4 miles an hour! Oh and have you seen supermarket carparking and the car driving woman :shock: how to park in more than 104 manouvers and this side of Christmas. wink
no but i have been rearended by a male lorry driver at 50mph and it wasn't exactly what i had in mind lol
Well if that's the Mrs Willing2try_4 then what were you doing too make him lose concentration? :wink: :lol:
think he was trying to get a better look at my bumpers redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shock: :shock: :shock: CRASH mad :x :x
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
But did you get a good look before you made contact?? :giggle:
willing2try_4
Sexlightened
Quote by helnheaven
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk

but thats coz women only drive at 4 miles an hour! Oh and have you seen supermarket carparking and the car driving woman :shock: how to park in more than 104 manouvers and this side of Christmas. wink
no but i have been rearended by a male lorry driver at 50mph and it wasn't exactly what i had in mind lol
Well if that's the Mrs Willing2try_4 then what were you doing too make him lose concentration? :wink: :lol:
think he was trying to get a better look at my bumpers redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shock: :shock: :shock: CRASH mad :x :x
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
But did you get a good look before you made contact?? :giggle:
not before i felt it, which is unusual for me :shock:
Lost
Sex God
Quote by willing2try_4
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk

but thats coz women only drive at 4 miles an hour! Oh and have you seen supermarket carparking and the car driving woman :shock: how to park in more than 104 manouvers and this side of Christmas. wink
no but i have been rearended by a male lorry driver at 50mph and it wasn't exactly what i had in mind lol
Well if that's the Mrs Willing2try_4 then what were you doing too make him lose concentration? :wink: :lol:
think he was trying to get a better look at my bumpers redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shock: :shock: :shock: CRASH mad :x :x
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
But did you get a good look before you made contact?? :giggle:
not before i felt it, which is unusual for me :shock:
So let me get this right ........ there was this bike that was in a prang that wasn't as bad as it could be but could of been worse. It was in tesco's carpark doing a 4000 point turn slowely but missed the space. then whe you were rear ended not feeling the bumper touch. was there a pillion ???? Coz that might be why you didn't notice ?
willing2try_4
Sexlightened
Quote by Lost
you'll want to ban cyclists and horses aswell then .... hey why not just ban all the male drivers as insurance stats show women are far less of a risk

but thats coz women only drive at 4 miles an hour! Oh and have you seen supermarket carparking and the car driving woman :shock: how to park in more than 104 manouvers and this side of Christmas. wink
no but i have been rearended by a male lorry driver at 50mph and it wasn't exactly what i had in mind lol
Well if that's the Mrs Willing2try_4 then what were you doing too make him lose concentration? :wink: :lol:
think he was trying to get a better look at my bumpers redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shock: :shock: :shock: CRASH mad :x :x
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
But did you get a good look before you made contact?? :giggle:
not before i felt it, which is unusual for me :shock:
So let me get this right ........ there was this bike that was in a prang that wasn't as bad as it could be but could of been worse. It was in tesco's carpark doing a 4000 point turn slowely but missed the space. then whe you were rear ended not feeling the bumper touch. was there a pillion ???? Coz that might be why you didn't notice ?
ishhh bolt