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Get Your ........ out for the Lads
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Not many of these flying in Scotland eh? (he he he)
It is a fact that the average Scot would support Timbuctoo Rovers if they were playing England at tiddlewinks!
Must be quite a burdon carrying all those chips on their shoulders :grin:
England winning the world cup (again) must be their worst nightmare :twisted:
cc_7up
here we go, here we go, here we go
It is a fact that the average Scot would support Timbuctoo Rovers if they were playing England at tiddlewinks!
Must be quite a burdon carrying all those chips on their shoulders :grin:
England winning the world cup (again) must be their worst nightmare :twisted:
cc_7up
here we go, here we go, here we go
Master of Sex
The french have designed a new national flag so I hear............
Its a white cross on a white background :giveup:
Its a white cross on a white background :giveup:
Master of Sex
get your....benefit books...... out for the lads??
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Quote by H-x
Get your....... whickets .............out for the lads.
Oops, sorry, wrong sport.
H.x
What's a 'whicket'? :shock:
Sexlightened
In my experience......
Get your purse out for the lads!
Get your purse out for the lads!
Sexlightened
Got it :shock:
Get your ikea flat packed diy log cabin out for the lads!
Is there a prize for guessing right? :P
Get your ikea flat packed diy log cabin out for the lads!
Is there a prize for guessing right? :P
Sex God
Quote by cc_7up
Not many of these flying in Scotland eh? (he he he)
It is a fact that the average Scot would support Timbuctoo Rovers if they were playing England at tiddlewinks!
Must be quite a burdon carrying all those chips on their shoulders :grin:
England winning the world cup (again) must be their worst nightmare :twisted:
cc_7up
here we go, here we go, here we go
read an article in the scottish mail on sunday today....... interested piece on how it seems like every second car at the moment has those clip on st george's flags on them at the mo... in england
so in the interests of science....they took a car with the "bits" on them and park it next to a skip in three different cities ..... edinburgh, glasgow and dundee.....just to see how long it would last....
our scottish cousins are very tolerant.... in edinburgh it lasted 30 minutes before the apendages were removed....in glasgow it lasted an hour....and in dundee the worst thing that happened was that people were giving it "V" signs...... :thrilled:
so i take it everyone in scotland will be supporting brazil then.....or anyone england will be playing.....
Sexpert
Can we play properly please?
Quote by Calista
we need rules ;)
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Cricket
You have two sides one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that goes in goes out and when he's out he come in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
When both sides have been in and out including not outs, that's the end of the game.
HOWZAT!
Source: MCC
Quote by Calista
we need rules ;)
x
Offside Rule
A player is in an offside position if he is nearer to his opponent's goal line than the ball unless:
# He is in his own half of the field.
# He is not nearer to the opponent's goal line than at least two of his opponents.
A player will only be declared offside if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his own team, in the opinion of the referee that player is:
# Interfering with the play or with an opponent.
# Seeking to gain an advantage by being in that position.
A player will not be declared offside:
# Merely because of his being in an offside position.
# If he receives the ball directly from a goal kick, corner kick, or throw-in.
If a player is declared offside, the referee will award an indirect free kick to be taken by the opposing team from the place where the offside occurred.
Offside will be judged from the moment the ball is played, NOT when the player receives the ball. A player who is level with the second last opponent or with the last two opponents is NOT in an offside position.
Presented below are the general principles of rugby union matches:
Forward passes are not allowed. Dropping the ball forward is also prohibited and is called a knock-on.
The ball can only be advanced by running or kicking the ball forward.
A tackled runner must immediately release the ball, the tackler must immediately release the tackled player.
Play is continuous, all stoppage of play must be immediately restarted (unless there is an injury).
A scrum restarts play after a forward pass or knock-on, a scrum can also be awarded in other situations.
A lineout restarts play after the ball travels into touch (out of bounds).
No blocking, normally all supporting players must stay behind the ball carrier.
A Try is awarded when the ball is carried or kicked across the goal line and downward pressure applied to the ball. A try is worth 5 points
2 points is awarded for a successful conversion kick after a try.
3 points is awarded for a successful penalty or drop goal kick.
After points are scored, the ball is kicked back to the scoring team (except in sevens).
The game is governed by laws not rules, the referee is the sole enforcer of those laws.
The game clock is kept by the referee on the pitch and is stopped only for injury. The time spent attending to injuries is added to the end of each half and is called injury time.
Two additional judges are utilized on each touchline to signal when the ball has left the field of play, and to assist the referee in various capacities.
The full updated laws of rugby union can be found at the International Rugby Football Board website by clicking here. The IRFB is the governing body for rugby union.
Forward passes are not allowed. Dropping the ball forward is also prohibited and is called a knock-on.
The ball can only be advanced by running or kicking the ball forward.
A tackled runner must immediately release the ball, the tackler must immediately release the tackled player.
Play is continuous, all stoppage of play must be immediately restarted (unless there is an injury).
A scrum restarts play after a forward pass or knock-on, a scrum can also be awarded in other situations.
A lineout restarts play after the ball travels into touch (out of bounds).
No blocking, normally all supporting players must stay behind the ball carrier.
A Try is awarded when the ball is carried or kicked across the goal line and downward pressure applied to the ball. A try is worth 5 points
2 points is awarded for a successful conversion kick after a try.
3 points is awarded for a successful penalty or drop goal kick.
After points are scored, the ball is kicked back to the scoring team (except in sevens).
The game is governed by laws not rules, the referee is the sole enforcer of those laws.
The game clock is kept by the referee on the pitch and is stopped only for injury. The time spent attending to injuries is added to the end of each half and is called injury time.
Two additional judges are utilized on each touchline to signal when the ball has left the field of play, and to assist the referee in various capacities.
The full updated laws of rugby union can be found at the International Rugby Football Board website by clicking here. The IRFB is the governing body for rugby union.
Darts Rules
Nine throws are generally allowed for each person as a warm-up before a game begins. Then, to determine which team or person is to take his turn first one dart is thrown by a person from each team. The team with the dart closest to the bull's eye takes the first turn.
Each player throws three darts in his turn. Then the darts are retrieved. If a foot crosses over the line or a person happens to trip over the oche and releases his dart, the throw counts for no points and may not be re-thrown.
Darts must stay on the board for at least five seconds after a player's final throw to count. A throw does not score if it sticks into another dart or if it falls off the board.
Darts making it on the board score in the following manner:
In the wedge: the amount posted on the outer ring. The double ring (the outer, narrow ring): twice the number hit. The triple ring (the inner, narrow ring): three times the number hit. Bulls eye (outer bull): twenty-five points. Double bulls eye (inner bull): fifty points.
Nine throws are generally allowed for each person as a warm-up before a game begins. Then, to determine which team or person is to take his turn first one dart is thrown by a person from each team. The team with the dart closest to the bull's eye takes the first turn.
Each player throws three darts in his turn. Then the darts are retrieved. If a foot crosses over the line or a person happens to trip over the oche and releases his dart, the throw counts for no points and may not be re-thrown.
Darts must stay on the board for at least five seconds after a player's final throw to count. A throw does not score if it sticks into another dart or if it falls off the board.
Darts making it on the board score in the following manner:
In the wedge: the amount posted on the outer ring. The double ring (the outer, narrow ring): twice the number hit. The triple ring (the inner, narrow ring): three times the number hit. Bulls eye (outer bull): twenty-five points. Double bulls eye (inner bull): fifty points.
Sex God
Get your tits out?
Sorry
that's the obvious one isn't it?
Sorry
that's the obvious one isn't it? well I count 8 dots, in morse code e=1 i=2 s=3 h=4 and the number 5=5 dots , so get your "5s" out ?
By the way after a careful search of the FA rules, " All teams must display numbered shirts at all times and technically provided you don't "remove" your shirt to get whatever it is "out" then you are not in breach of any law football wise. although there is some talk of banning this practice.
By the way after a careful search of the FA rules, " All teams must display numbered shirts at all times and technically provided you don't "remove" your shirt to get whatever it is "out" then you are not in breach of any law football wise. although there is some talk of banning this practice.
The rules of Snap!
OBJECT: Win all the cards.
RULES: The game is played with a normal 54 card deck (including Jokers). If there are six or more players, two packs are used. (I have never played snap using the jokers! Have I been breaking the rules all these years? Do I therefore forfeit every snap game I thought I'd won? :cry
All the cards are dealt out one at a time face down to each player. The players then take the pole which has formed in front of them and, without looking at the cards, take it in turns to turn the top card over and put it in the middle of the table and form a new pile.
You must do this so that all the players see your card at the same time and you do not see it before them. If any player turns over a card which is the same type as the top card on the pile in the middle of the table, the first player to realize it shouts out "snap."
For example, if the top card on the table is a King and you put another King on top of it, you (or anyone else) can shout "snap." The first player to shout "snap" wins the whole pile in front of him. He then starts again by laying the first card of a new pile in the middle of the table.
When a player has no cards left in his hand, he is "out" and cannot shout snap. The winner is the only player left with cards in his hand when everyone else is out. If no snaps occur, no one wins, the cards are reshuffled and the game starts again.
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Who knew it could be so complicated? :shock:
OBJECT: Win all the cards.
RULES: The game is played with a normal 54 card deck (including Jokers). If there are six or more players, two packs are used. (I have never played snap using the jokers! Have I been breaking the rules all these years? Do I therefore forfeit every snap game I thought I'd won? :cry
All the cards are dealt out one at a time face down to each player. The players then take the pole which has formed in front of them and, without looking at the cards, take it in turns to turn the top card over and put it in the middle of the table and form a new pile.
You must do this so that all the players see your card at the same time and you do not see it before them. If any player turns over a card which is the same type as the top card on the pile in the middle of the table, the first player to realize it shouts out "snap."
For example, if the top card on the table is a King and you put another King on top of it, you (or anyone else) can shout "snap." The first player to shout "snap" wins the whole pile in front of him. He then starts again by laying the first card of a new pile in the middle of the table.
When a player has no cards left in his hand, he is "out" and cannot shout snap. The winner is the only player left with cards in his hand when everyone else is out. If no snaps occur, no one wins, the cards are reshuffled and the game starts again.
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Who knew it could be so complicated? :shock:
The only way to solve this riddle is to turn how would shurlock deal with it ? ... The message , "get your" ( This indicates it is an expected action required by us for the benefit of "the lads") followed by 8 dots ( that I had previously assumed was a form of cypher) "For the lads" plural indicates it is more than one lad. Whatever "it" is, we don't comprehend its value at least to "the Lads" as yet.
Also we have a picture that I had mistaken for a hospital but I now realise it looks more like a warehouse !
I therefore deduce we are dealing with a very clever person indeed, none other than profesor Moriaty, I shall therefore scour London docks desguised as a chineese laundryman to find an old warehouse with a curious red crossed flag...
Also we have a picture that I had mistaken for a hospital but I now realise it looks more like a warehouse !
I therefore deduce we are dealing with a very clever person indeed, none other than profesor Moriaty, I shall therefore scour London docks desguised as a chineese laundryman to find an old warehouse with a curious red crossed flag...
