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getting all fruity !!!

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well..was all doing this is chat rooms other day...so thought throw it open to all.
So..what fruit are you and why !!!
Now ..I choose to be a GRAPE......small...but full of sweet juicyness just waiting to burst out when put in the mouth...lol !!!!!
so...time for you to choose !!!!
Cherry ..... tasty and full of inuendos .... want met to pop yours?
Bramble.
Unmodified. Prickly if approached without thought. Sharp if consumed to soon, sweet and delicious if given time to develop.
And thoroughly, thoroughly British. biggrin
(Also, occasionally found in the hedgerow on warm summer evenings.)
A juicy melon, quite a tough exterior but when you bite in my soft flesh my juices will dribble down your chin
Quote by bouncy332
strawberry
plump n juicy

Can I state once and for all that strawberries are vile.....they taste and smell like fairy sick.....or at least how I imagine fairy sick would taste
I just re-read that ....no reflection on your good self of course Bouncy.......oooops!
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
strawberry
plump n juicy

Can I state once and for all that strawberries are vile.....they taste and smell like fairy sick.....or at least how I imagine fairy sick would taste
A last, someone else who hates strawberries!! Everyone has always told me I had something wrong with my tastebuds!! lol They're horrid!
I'd love to be a banana.......looks best disappearing down a ladies throat. wink :twisted:
Oooooooo dear, i see Deano is attemptin to do another of his famous fruit punches, just becarful of the booze content this time wink xxxxx
a grapefruit, big n round n blonde dunno, hard on the outside but juicy inside
likely to squirt you in the eye with the right amount of pressure applied lol
Quote by Funlovers2009
strawberry
plump n juicy

Can I state once and for all that strawberries are vile.....they taste and smell like fairy sick.....or at least how I imagine fairy sick would taste
A last, someone else who hates strawberries!! Everyone has always told me I had something wrong with my tastebuds!! lol They're horrid!
There are two well known indicators of genetic superiority....
1:male pattern baldness
2:a recognition of the fact that strawberries are evil
3:left-handedness
There are three well known indicators...........
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
strawberry
plump n juicy

Can I state once and for all that strawberries are vile.....they taste and smell like fairy sick.....or at least how I imagine fairy sick would taste
A last, someone else who hates strawberries!! Everyone has always told me I had something wrong with my tastebuds!! lol They're horrid!
There are two well known indicators of genetic superiority....
1:male pattern baldness
2:a recognition of the fact that strawberries are evil
3:left-handedness
There are three well known indicators...........
1 out of 3 aint bad hey :lol:
strong and rough exterior…. Sexy tasty flesh on the inside great for sharing…. lol
I would be a tomato, sweet and juicy but sometimes mixed up with a vegetable lol :lol:
Tony ;-)
Staggerlee_BB wrote:
Funlovers2009 wrote:
Staggerlee_BB wrote:
bouncy332 wrote:
strawberry
plump n juicy
Can I state once and for all that strawberries are vile.....they taste and smell like fairy sick.....or at least how I imagine fairy sick would taste
A last, someone else who hates strawberries!! Everyone has always told me I had something wrong with my tastebuds!! icon_ They're horrid!
Mmm, the fun that I have had with stawberries - have'nt tried cherry's yet but would be willing tio give it a go!!!biggrin
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
I just re-read that ....no reflection on your good self of course Bouncy.......oooops!

well thats ok then cause ya had my bottom lip quivering for a mo wink