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Getting the wife to try a black cock
Quote by Mash_2007
Can anybody tell me how can I persuade my wife to try a black love wand. She very reluctant, and I think it could be that she is frightened of the size.
RPM in the SH suburbs totally gob smacked :doh:
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He could start a trend for multi colour willys........ :idea:
There may be money to be made at this!
I'm way ahead of ya pal! :giggle:
Quote by flower411
I'm too lost for words!... is this a joke? If my husband was placing a post like this I'd be mortified.
IMO you have disrespected your wife and you have disrespected other race/black people.
..abso-bloody-lutely! Couldn't agree more..why do some guys think that being black is just about having a big cock?! I've rarely heard a black guy say he has a big cock..or tried to disengage 'it' from the rest of who he is..although my ex wife did have a bloody good try! Black guys..and reluctant wives are human beings..not sex toys for the colonial fantasies of certain white males! Rant over!
Peace & love..phew!
I hope my views on the original post are clear !!
I would like to say alspals, that I am frequently whispered in the chatrooms by people asking if mrs f would like to try a big black cock. These whispers are from people who`s profile and pics show that they are black
The thing is ...
I always feel racist when I say no !!! 
Does anybody else have this problem ??
Oh and btw alspals, have you always had that avatar ? or did you just put it there to reply to this post ?? It fits so well :lol: :lol:
..that's fair enough flower411, of course there are black guys who have bought into this whole 'allwhitewomenwantbigblackdick' thing. And you're not being racist for saying no, your decision probably motivated by not wanting your wife to get involved with someone that might view her so one dimensionally
Yes, I've always had that Avatar..I am black and er..have a big cock! pmsl
Sex God
Nothing to add to the thread, just wanted to say 
to Alspals - long time no see!
to Alspals - long time no see! 
Sex God
Quote by alspals
..abso-bloody-lutely! Couldn't agree more..why do some guys think that being black is just about having a big cock?! I've rarely heard a black guy say he has a big cock..or tried to disengage 'it' from the rest of who he is..although my ex wife did have a bloody good try! Black guys..and reluctant wives are human beings..not sex toys for the colonial fantasies of certain white males! Rant over!
Peace & love..phew!
sssssssssssssh...........
stop telling people the truth!!! :lol: I'll never get a bloody meet now!!!!!seriously though.... I have stayed out of the thread for the reason that I really don't know what to say to such nonsense...so thanks "dad" for saying what you have....... :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by fabio
..abso-bloody-lutely! Couldn't agree more..why do some guys think that being black is just about having a big cock?! I've rarely heard a black guy say he has a big cock..or tried to disengage 'it' from the rest of who he is..although my ex wife did have a bloody good try! Black guys..and reluctant wives are human beings..not sex toys for the colonial fantasies of certain white males! Rant over!
Peace & love..phew!
sssssssssssssh...........
stop telling people the truth!!! :lol: I'll never get a bloody meet now!!!!!seriously though.... I have stayed out of the thread for the reason that I really don't know what to say to such nonsense...so thanks "dad" for saying what you have....... :thumbup: :thumbup:
you my friend don't have to say anything, you are loved for your personality and being just you.. not your ahem bits n pieces (although they are very nice 
) I wonder how many couples woke up one day and both suddenly realised that they had become swingers. That would be just great if it could be expected.
Or is it rather that through a growing realisation and exchange of feelings that they arrived at their new situation in their own way?
Is it not possible that some 'persuasion', 'influence' or 'encouragement' occured in order for the couple to bring about their new life.
Did we not all feel we were on the edge of something daring and thriling when we first set out? And did not many of us need someone to measure ourselves by? Perhaps be reassured we were doing the right thing? Did we not ask ourselves such questions?
I just thought that what the guy asked was fairly straight forward and simple enough to express where he and/or his partner are at right now.
Or is it rather that through a growing realisation and exchange of feelings that they arrived at their new situation in their own way?
Is it not possible that some 'persuasion', 'influence' or 'encouragement' occured in order for the couple to bring about their new life.
Did we not all feel we were on the edge of something daring and thriling when we first set out? And did not many of us need someone to measure ourselves by? Perhaps be reassured we were doing the right thing? Did we not ask ourselves such questions?
I just thought that what the guy asked was fairly straight forward and simple enough to express where he and/or his partner are at right now.
Quote by fabio
..abso-bloody-lutely! Couldn't agree more..why do some guys think that being black is just about having a big cock?! I've rarely heard a black guy say he has a big cock..or tried to disengage 'it' from the rest of who he is..although my ex wife did have a bloody good try! Black guys..and reluctant wives are human beings..not sex toys for the colonial fantasies of certain white males! Rant over!
Peace & love..phew!
sssssssssssssh...........
stop telling people the truth!!! :lol: I'll never get a bloody meet now!!!!!seriously though.... I have stayed out of the thread for the reason that I really don't know what to say to such nonsense...so thanks "dad" for saying what you have....... :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aye, you hang around till the old man make a fool of himself!
Hiya Fabz..good to see you again :D
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Quote by alspals
Nothing to add to the thread, just wanted to say
ahh you remember me?? That's really nice Freckledbird..bloody ages since I've seen you, but have been distracted by the instant 'hit' in the chatroom..but smarter folks in the forum!
Also a welcome back from me - good to see you back in here Alspals. :thumbup:
Quote by MikeNorth
Nothing to add to the thread, just wanted to say
ahh you remember me?? That's really nice Freckledbird..bloody ages since I've seen you, but have been distracted by the instant 'hit' in the chatroom..but smarter folks in the forum!
Also a welcome back from me - good to see you back in here Alspals. :thumbup:
..and thanks to you too Mike, I remember some of the political threads from way back where we were lone voices! Good to see you fella :D
Sex God
Quote by alspals
Nothing to add to the thread, just wanted to say
ahh you remember me?? That's really nice Freckledbird..bloody ages since I've seen you, but have been distracted by the instant 'hit' in the chatroom..but smarter folks in the forum!
Also a welcome back from me - good to see you back in here Alspals. :thumbup:
..and thanks to you too Mike, I remember some of the political threads from way back where we were lone voices! Good to see you fella :D
I remember them very well too. When I saw you I thought: Ah, a kindred spirit is back. :D
Sex God
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
You could even try out the men's creche in a well known department store while you wait for her to try on clothes, shoes etc
which store would that be!!
what a fabulous idea - very store should have one
You get comfy chairs, newspapers, magasines, and are not far from the fitting rooms, so when your 'other' calls you ,you can say all the right things and then get back to your paper!!
Quote by Sarah
You could even try out the men's creche in a well known department store while you wait for her to try on clothes, shoes etc
which store would that be!!
what a fabulous idea - very store should have one
You get comfy chairs, newspapers, magasines, and are not far from the fitting rooms, so when your 'other' calls you ,you can say all the right things and then get back to your paper!!
ok ok - we're convinced its a good idea but WHICH STORE???
LOL, as a wife, i would say that my advice would simply be for you to say
" Oi, woman.....youre 'avin a black cock and you'll like it or lump it, cos I...as the man of the house and master of all I survey say so!!
and then stand back and accept your wifes reaction like a man!! Beacuse Im sure she would be DE-lighted to show you what she thinks
" Oi, woman.....youre 'avin a black cock and you'll like it or lump it, cos I...as the man of the house and master of all I survey say so!!
and then stand back and accept your wifes reaction like a man!! Beacuse Im sure she would be DE-lighted to show you what she thinks
Sex God
Quote by Mash_2007
Can anybody tell me how can I persuade my wife to try a black love wand. She very reluctant, and I think it could be that she is frightened of the size.
What a p******ck!!
Just how far into insulting both his wife and any black guy on the planet are we aiming for here?
I can barely imagine how any guy would feel if he turned up at a meet and realised the woman he was supposed to be sharing pleasure with was actually scared of him and afraid he would harm her.
And how she must feel if she knows he is pimping her out like this is beyond words.
Quote by Bonedigger
LOL, as a wife, i would say that my advice would simply be for you to say
" Oi, woman.....youre 'avin a black cock and you'll like it or lump it, cos I...as the man of the house and master of all I survey say so!!
and then stand back and accept your wifes reaction like a man!! Beacuse Im sure she would be DE-lighted to show you what she thinks
:lol: And then she could try some black (and blue) cock ;-)
Master of Sex
Quote by foxylady2209
Can anybody tell me how can I persuade my wife to try a black love wand. She very reluctant, and I think it could be that she is frightened of the size.
What a p******ck!!
Just how far into insulting both his wife and any black guy on the planet are we aiming for here?
I can barely imagine how any guy would feel if he turned up at a meet and realised the woman he was supposed to be sharing pleasure with was actually scared of him and afraid he would harm her.
And how she must feel if she knows he is pimping her out like this is beyond words. to whom it may concern..i am in total agreement with my wife..i can hardly believe there wud be a black guy out there that wud entertain the idea of helpin the guy out..from wot i can tell this guy doesnt think alot about his wife,and shouldn't the choice be her's as to whether she decides she sleeps with someone else and not her husband..
so if you have any feeling for your wife at all,you will think before you force her to do something,that you will regret..
and turn out to be the loser you seem to be..
@ Mash_2007
I think you should seriously think about becoming an MP you'd make a great addition to any government i'd imagine, especialy with that attitude, they also like to force things upon us too, the only difference being people still tend to vote for them rather than slag them off :shock: i thought he asked how he could persuade his wife, not how to force her, think people are picking up on his wording wrong, is it the same? Does your wife actualy know your on here? try sitting down and talking to her, pop in a few chatrooms, if shes still reluctant drop it.
I think you should seriously think about becoming an MP you'd make a great addition to any government i'd imagine, especialy with that attitude, they also like to force things upon us too, the only difference being people still tend to vote for them rather than slag them off :shock: i thought he asked how he could persuade his wife, not how to force her, think people are picking up on his wording wrong, is it the same? Does your wife actualy know your on here? try sitting down and talking to her, pop in a few chatrooms, if shes still reluctant drop it.
Quote by MikeNorth
Also a welcome back from me - good to see you back in here Alspals. :thumbup:
Quote by alspals
..and thanks to you too Mike, I remember some of the political threads from way back where we were lone voices! Good to see you fella
Quote by MikeNorth
I remember them very well too. When I saw you I thought: Ah, a kindred spirit is back. :D
oh sh*t! :D thought i'd better put in the emoticon, just to be sure
I just had a shock when I saw your avs eyes move Alspals :shock:
don't do that!!
lp
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Can anybody tell me how can I persuade my wife to try a black love wand. She very reluctant, and I think it could be that she is frightened of the size.
OK !! That`s it :shock: :shock:
I am officially lost for words
God this made me smile flower. My mind visualised the scene of you reading that. Maybe slapping your hands to your brow slumping over the keyboard muttering to yourself 'this cant be happening he didn't think that good grief' then shouting the mrs to come see
I just wonder sometimes too.
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Also a welcome back from me - good to see you back in here Alspals. :thumbup:
Quote by alspals
..and thanks to you too Mike, I remember some of the political threads from way back where we were lone voices! Good to see you fella
Quote by MikeNorth
I remember them very well too. When I saw you I thought: Ah, a kindred spirit is back. :D
oh sh*t! :D thought i'd better put in the emoticon, just to be sure
I just had a shock when I saw your avs eyes move Alspals :shock:
don't do that!!
lp
"Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes. The eyes. Not around the eyes. Don't look around my eyes. Look into my eyes... You're under."
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: