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Try a can of spray from Halfords.
Git! I wanted to say that, i was going to quote a Rolling Stones song and everything and youve spoilt it!

Quote by Mash_2007
Can anybody tell me how can I persuade my wife to try a black love wand. She very reluctant, and I think it could be that she is frightened of the size.
Quote by Stormwalker
He could start a trend for multi colour willys........ :idea:
There may be money to be made at this!
Quote by flower411
I'm too lost for words!... is this a joke? If my husband was placing a post like this I'd be mortified.
IMO you have disrespected your wife and you have disrespected other race/black people.
Quote by alspals
..abso-bloody-lutely! Couldn't agree more..why do some guys think that being black is just about having a big cock?! I've rarely heard a black guy say he has a big cock..or tried to disengage 'it' from the rest of who he is..although my ex wife did have a bloody good try! Black guys..and reluctant wives are human beings..not sex toys for the colonial fantasies of certain white males! Rant over!
Peace & love..phew!
Quote by fabio
..abso-bloody-lutely! Couldn't agree more..why do some guys think that being black is just about having a big cock?! I've rarely heard a black guy say he has a big cock..or tried to disengage 'it' from the rest of who he is..although my ex wife did have a bloody good try! Black guys..and reluctant wives are human beings..not sex toys for the colonial fantasies of certain white males! Rant over!
Peace & love..phew!
Quote by fabio
..abso-bloody-lutely! Couldn't agree more..why do some guys think that being black is just about having a big cock?! I've rarely heard a black guy say he has a big cock..or tried to disengage 'it' from the rest of who he is..although my ex wife did have a bloody good try! Black guys..and reluctant wives are human beings..not sex toys for the colonial fantasies of certain white males! Rant over!
Peace & love..phew!
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Nothing to add to the thread, just wanted to sayto Alspals - long time no see!
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Nothing to add to the thread, just wanted to sayto Alspals - long time no see!
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Nothing to add to the thread, just wanted to sayto Alspals - long time no see!
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
You could even try out the men's creche in a well known department store while you wait for her to try on clothes, shoes etc
Quote by Sarah
You could even try out the men's creche in a well known department store while you wait for her to try on clothes, shoes etc
Quote by Mash_2007
Can anybody tell me how can I persuade my wife to try a black love wand. She very reluctant, and I think it could be that she is frightened of the size.
Quote by Bonedigger
LOL, as a wife, i would say that my advice would simply be for you to say
" Oi, woman.....youre 'avin a black cock and you'll like it or lump it, cos I...as the man of the house and master of all I survey say so!!
and then stand back and accept your wifes reaction like a man!! Beacuse Im sure she would be DE-lighted to show you what she thinks
Quote by foxylady2209
Can anybody tell me how can I persuade my wife to try a black love wand. She very reluctant, and I think it could be that she is frightened of the size.
Quote by MikeNorth
Also a welcome back from me - good to see you back in here Alspals. :thumbup:
Quote by alspals
..and thanks to you too Mike, I remember some of the political threads from way back where we were lone voices! Good to see you fella
Quote by MikeNorth
I remember them very well too. When I saw you I thought: Ah, a kindred spirit is back. :D
Quote by flower411
Can anybody tell me how can I persuade my wife to try a black love wand. She very reluctant, and I think it could be that she is frightened of the size.
Quote by LondonPlaything
Also a welcome back from me - good to see you back in here Alspals. :thumbup:
Quote by alspals
..and thanks to you too Mike, I remember some of the political threads from way back where we were lone voices! Good to see you fella
Quote by MikeNorth
I remember them very well too. When I saw you I thought: Ah, a kindred spirit is back. :D