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GFZ - 15 April 2005

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Oi, I'd like a professional massage with not so professional bits on the side :twisted: :twisted:
Oh and from both of you if thats ok Fabio and Mr FC!!!
Now I'm stretched out here naked except for a nice warm fluffy towel and ready to be pampered!
Fee
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Unknown User
Well you go first, then once you've finished she'll appreciate my delicate touches :shock: confused
I've seen fabio kneading!
Unknown User
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oi, I'd like a professional massage with not so professional bits on the side :twisted: :twisted:
Oh and from both of you if thats ok Fabio and Mr FC!!!
Now I'm stretched out here naked except for a nice warm fluffy towel and ready to be pampered!
Fee
XX

Nice View :twisted:
Kit
Sex God
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think Jags is back :twisted:
Kat has been severely disabled rotflmao
fabio
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oi, I'd like a professional massage with not so professional bits on the side :twisted: :twisted:
Oh and from both of you if thats ok Fabio and Mr FC!!!
Now I'm stretched out here naked except for a nice warm fluffy towel and ready to be pampered!
Fee
XX

well in that cause... old and infirm first smile :) :) don't say i don't look after my elders mr FC!!!! biggrin :D :D
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Kit
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think Jags is back :twisted:
Kat has been severely disabled rotflmao

I've cut his fucking arms and legs off!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Unknown User
MrFC covers his hands in oil then rubs his hands together furiously
Ok I'm ready where shall I start :twisted:
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by Jags
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think Jags is back :twisted:
Kat has been severely disabled rotflmao

I've cut his fucking arms and legs off!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Gonna put them up for auction Jags? :lol: :lol: :lol:
fabio
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
MrFC covers his hands in oil then rubs his hands together furiously
Ok I'm ready where shall I start :twisted:

i would start by making sure your pacemaker has batteries in it..... smile :) :) don't want to be keeling over mid-massage......... biggrin :D
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think Jags is back :twisted:
Kat has been severely disabled rotflmao

I've cut his fucking arms and legs off!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Gonna put them up for auction Jags? :lol: :lol: :lol:
What a brilliant idea sweatheart - get your chicken legs here!!
Any offers???
Highest bid gets Kate reactivated
:happy:
Unknown User
Ill bid 2p and a bit of belly button fluff for an arm :giggle:
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by Jags
- get your chicken legs here!!
Any offers???
Highest bid gets Kate reactivated

Hmm - don't suppose they come in lettuce do they? Sort of vegetarian friendly? confused
Unknown User
Quote by fabio grooverider
MrFC covers his hands in oil then rubs his hands together furiously
Ok I'm ready where shall I start :twisted:

i would start by making sure your pacemaker has batteries in it..... smile :) :) don't want to be keeling over mid-massage......... biggrin :D
Duracel lol will keep going for ever :lol: you'de better get some sleep....I'll wake you for the night shift :lol:
Now Fee....Fee...FEE!!!
Unknown User
Quote by fabio grooverider
MrFC covers his hands in oil then rubs his hands together furiously
Ok I'm ready where shall I start :twisted:

i would start by making sure your pacemaker has batteries in it..... smile :) :) don't want to be keeling over mid-massage......... biggrin :D
BOYS !!!............How about one of you on each side of me and both work your way up from the toes..........thats it ..........keep going up, feeling nice and warm and relaxed here.... :twisted:
Fee
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Jags
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ill bid 2p and a bit of belly button fluff for an arm :giggle:

left arm or right arm Clare? One costs more than the other.
lol
Unknown User
Ok Fee, but I may have to stop midway lol :twisted: arms get very tired at that point :shock:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
- get your chicken legs here!!
Any offers???
Highest bid gets Kate reactivated

Hmm - don't suppose they come in lettuce do they? Sort of vegetarian friendly? confused
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I can chop his kneecaps up to look exactly like tofu if you'd rather,can't guarantee the taste though Rains!
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
Ill bid 2p and a bit of belly button fluff for an arm :giggle:

left arm or right arm Clare? One costs more than the other.
lol
Which ever is cheapest :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
Ok Fee, but I may have to stop midway lol :twisted: arms get very tired at that point :shock:

Mmmmm stopping midway, that would be a good idea just to rest those lovely muscley arms!
Wouldn't want you getting too tired too quickly!
In fact, if you would like a wee rest......why don't you lie down beside me for a while and I'll give you a quick one......massage that is!
Fee
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fabio
Sex God
can i bid 2 goldfish for his dangly bits.... wait till he finds out that i have a blender planned for them...... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
Jags
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Quote by fabio grooverider
can i bid 2 goldfish for his dangly bits.... wait till he finds out that i have a blender planned for them...... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

Need a bit more than that Sean, he's an ancient protected relic you know. Need a serious bid but you seem distracted by LadyFeeBee :shock:
Clare, the left hand has more wrist and the right hand has all the fingers intact. Which is more useful to you?
lol
Unknown User
Right with the fingers please Jagsy lol
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by Jags
I can chop his kneecaps up to look exactly like tofu if you'd rather,can't guarantee the taste though Rains!

Hmm - they look a bit knobbly to me. Dont fancy chewing on that!
I reckon I'll bid against Clare for the fingers. I have a dead tropical fish to throw into the bid. Will that do? confused
Unknown User
Quote by shh dont tell jags
QUICK HIDE ME!

I think Jags has probably already seen you by now
Unknown User
Quote by dambuster
All that whinging, whining and moaning earlier

Home Sweet Home.
Anybody mind if I just slip into the jacuzzi?
That slab of tarmac that is the A1, is now a distant memory. Although, offers to ease away the tension morethan welcome :twisted:
Anybody mind if I just slip into the jacuzzi?
Missy
Sex God
Oh welcome back Dammie kiss
Now which one of the twins do you want first?? cool 8-) 8-)
Sarah
Sex God
More drinks anyone??
Unknown User
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh welcome back Dammie kiss
Now which one of the twins do you want first?? cool 8-) 8-)

I think the little red head please Missy
(Guess who forgot to put the blonde in the fridge before he went to work last week ?)
Missy
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
I think the little red head please Missy
(Guess who forgot to put the blonde in the fridge before he went to work last week ?)

Here you go ............ straight from me naval please :twisted: cool
Awww you will just have to have the blonde hot then 8-)
Unknown User
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I think the little red head please Missy
(Guess who forgot to put the blonde in the fridge before he went to work last week ?)

Here you go ............ straight from me naval please :twisted: cool
Awww you will just have to have the blonde hot then 8-)
OMG ! ! !
I'm already at tingle in Miss Web's thread.
Any more talk of Vaplol from the navel and hot blondes, and I'll be straight to quiver ! ! !