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GFZ - 15 April 2005
Sex God
Hot blond over here, this way please :P
Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
Hot blond over here, this way please :P
We could do with summat to warm up the jacuzzi -- jump in, quick!
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
I'm back in for a quick chat.......anyone know any gossip or Scandal?
Fee
XX
Who he?
Thank God I can tell the two of you apart :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
Thank God I can tell the two of you apart :shock:
What are you on about?
Fee
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FFS I'm away to the Jacuzzi for more drink!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEFBloody hell!!! :shock: :shock:
Oh welcome back Dammie
Now which one of the twins do you want first??8-) 8-)
they haven't even been born yet and you're auctioning them off already? :shock: :shock:
Shame on you!!
:evil:Will - surprised and disappointed!
Sex God
Morning Folks,
Breakfast now being cooked, veg oil being used for any frying the is required this morning
Who want bacon butties? coffee or orange juice
Come on wake up you lot,
Breakfast now being cooked, veg oil being used for any frying the is required this morning
Who want bacon butties? coffee or orange juice
Come on wake up you lot,
Quote by Sarah1448
Morning Folks,
Breakfast now being cooked, veg oil being used for any frying the is required this morning
Who want bacon butties? coffee or orange juice
Come on wake up you lot,
I'm up and about! Fried cock please - the juicy part - with some mushrooms (DON'T tell Sarge!) and some baked beans please. There's fresh cock in one of the threads!!
:crazy: :crazy:
Sex God
Kitkat you are required to report to the GFZ kitchen
I need some help with Jags' breakfast order, a couple of items don't seem to be in the fridge, and i think you can supply them
now where are you, hurry up, the woman is hungry
:shock: :twisted:
I need some help with Jags' breakfast order, a couple of items don't seem to be in the fridge, and i think you can supply them
now where are you, hurry up, the woman is hungry
:shock: :twisted:
Sex God
I'll have the Full English please Sarah - but hold the cock (sorry for the Americanism but it was the only way I could that one in!!)
OMG I'm the only cock in the GFZ kitchen :shock: Jags put that knife down - right now!
OMG I'm the only cock in the GFZ kitchen :shock: Jags put that knife down - right now!
Quote by willxx69Bloody hell!!! :shock: :shock:
Oh welcome back Dammie
Now which one of the twins do you want first??
they haven't even been born yet and you're auctioning them off already? :shock: :shock:
Shame on you!!
:evil:Will - surprised and disappointed!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ooooh my gawwwwd I didn't see you coming in - come ere you
assionkiss: :passionkiss: Now stop being so sensitive, pull up a chair, have some breakfast ............. and tell me all about your pregnancy, how you're coping with it, how unsympathetic Sappho is to your 9 mths of discomfort .......... and of course about those twins 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Just interested in the twins ya know, no other reason
Sex God
Right that is the early lot served breakfast, sorry cock was off the menu, but Kitkat has not reported in.
Off out shopping, so please help yourselves, getting in more drinks for you all so you have plenty to drink tonight
Off out shopping, so please help yourselves, getting in more drinks for you all so you have plenty to drink tonight
Sex God
Quote by willxx69Bloody hell!!! :shock: :shock:
Oh welcome back Dammie
Now which one of the twins do you want first??
they haven't even been born yet and you're auctioning them off already? :shock: :shock:
Shame on you!!
:evil:Will - surprised and disappointed!
Wait 'till they're 15. You'll wish someone had then. :shock: :taz:
:lol: :lol: Quote by KitKat
Was it something I said?
BTW where is Jags, that lovely natured Scots woman who supports the most underated team in Scottish, nay, world football?
lhk
Ka... t
*Kat wanders off confused because for some reason he keeps trying to call himself Karl*
uch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: :ouch: Taken me 3 hours to delete your posts and cock shots. You are heading for severe and serious punishment boy.
I need to find my black rope, think it's time for it to be used again.
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :twisted:
Sex God
the Laird puts his head around the door to see if the furore has died down yet????
Right where's MrsFC then
despite MY sore bits and bruises, a promises is a promise
anyone care to share a drink or two??????
Right where's MrsFC then
despite MY sore bits and bruises, a promises is a promise
anyone care to share a drink or two??????
Sex God
Oh dear,
all is quite in here
I wonder why
all is quite in here
I wonder why
Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
Right that is the early lot served breakfast, sorry cock was off the menu, but Kitkat has not reported in.
Off out shopping, so please help yourselves, getting in more drinks for you all so you have plenty to drink tonight
Was cock off the menu because you and Jags took pity on me or because you didn't think it would make enough of a meal
?? (Yeah I know I wasn't flashing it around the site but is that any reason to not want it??
) 
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Quote by the_Laird
the Laird puts his head around the door to see if the furore has died down yet????
Right where's MrsFC then
despite MY sore bits and bruises, a promises is a promise
Here I am Laird
Haven't forgotten you...........Now take your bruised body and place it on that there table and I will be along. :wink: MrsFC goes to the cupboard to see what she can rub on the Laird 
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Quote by MrsFC
the Laird puts his head around the door to see if the furore has died down yet????
Right where's MrsFC then
despite MY sore bits and bruises, a promises is a promise
Here I am Laird
Haven't forgotten you...........Now take your bruised body and place it on that there table and I will be along. :wink: MrsFC goes to the cupboard to see what she can rub on the Laird And ever so suddenly...................my day gets brighter
MrsFC I'm right here waiting :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by the_Laird
the Laird puts his head around the door to see if the furore has died down yet????
Right where's MrsFC then
despite MY sore bits and bruises, a promises is a promise
Here I am Laird
Haven't forgotten you...........Now take your bruised body and place it on that there table and I will be along. :wink: MrsFC goes to the cupboard to see what she can rub on the Laird And ever so suddenly...................my day gets brighter
MrsFC I'm right here waiting :twisted:
Now look ye here folks. I'm getting a complex about this - I've been banging on about my cock for two days now and nobody has noticed it (did I say that?). Is it really that insignificant? It might be to you lot but it's me constant companion and (fortunately) I'm very attached to it!!
:lol: Quote by westerross
I've been banging on about my cock for two days now and nobody has noticed it (did I say that?). Is it really that insignificant? It might be to you lot but it's me constant companion and (fortunately) I'm very attached to it!!
I know and it's not fair
I wanna be attached to it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
8-) 8-) Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I've been banging on about my cock for two days now and nobody has noticed it (did I say that?). Is it really that insignificant? It might be to you lot but it's me constant companion and (fortunately) I'm very attached to it!!
I know and it's not fair
I wanna be attached to it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
8-) 8-)Ahem, well if you come over here I'll unscrew it for you - so you can!! :twisted: :twisted:
