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GFZ - A Weekend of Loving

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Quote by Pete_sw
Morning Sarah, Tune.
shall I get the bacon on?
ohh is that coffee I can smell :shock:
hope everyone is feeling full of zest and fruityness this morning wink
Appart from the starlings who have yet again managed to drill through my facias, are nesting in my roofspace and sound like a heard of elephants having a disco up there, it's a lovely day out here in the wilderness, might even persuade myself to go tidy up the garden later.
ok so who's for bacon butties?
wave

Bacon...someone mention bacon! Mmmmmmmm could I Pete?? One of those huge wedges sarnies that you do so nicely? smile
Morning everyone by the way....
Quote by anais
Bacon...someone mention bacon! Mmmmmmmm could I Pete?? One of those huge wedges sarnies that you do so nicely? smile
Morning everyone by the way....

ah you remembered kiss
here ya go....

enjoy, right anyone else?
Quote by Pete_sw

Bacon...someone mention bacon! Mmmmmmmm could I Pete?? One of those huge wedges sarnies that you do so nicely? smile
Morning everyone by the way....

ah you remembered kiss
here ya go....

enjoy, right anyone else?
How could I not!! Cor Blimey...look at the size of that eh? lol :lickface:
thank you :kiss:
Quote by Pete_sw

Bacon...someone mention bacon! Mmmmmmmm could I Pete?? One of those huge wedges sarnies that you do so nicely? smile
Morning everyone by the way....

ah you remembered kiss
here ya go....

enjoy, right anyone else?
oh you animal man i have to got out and buy some bacon now, im drooling at the thought of it smackbottom
Quote by Ukwineman

Bacon...someone mention bacon! Mmmmmmmm could I Pete?? One of those huge wedges sarnies that you do so nicely? smile
Morning everyone by the way....

ah you remembered kiss
here ya go....

enjoy, right anyone else?
oh you animal man i have to got out and buy some bacon now, im drooling at the thought of it smackbottom
while your at it, get a tin of beans. you just know your gonna want to fry them up in the left over bacon fat :shock: bolt
Quote by Pete_sw

Bacon...someone mention bacon! Mmmmmmmm could I Pete?? One of those huge wedges sarnies that you do so nicely? smile
Morning everyone by the way....

ah you remembered kiss
here ya go....

enjoy, right anyone else?
oh you animal man i have to got out and buy some bacon now, im drooling at the thought of it smackbottom
while your at it, get a tin of beans. you just know your gonna want to fry them up in the left over bacon fat :shock: bolt
i have actually got some bacon in the freezer which im currently defrosting funny how the mind and stomach work all we need now is smellynet and i would be complete.
hmmm did i really smack your bum oppps :bolt:
Quote by Pete_sw

Bacon...someone mention bacon! Mmmmmmmm could I Pete?? One of those huge wedges sarnies that you do so nicely? smile
Morning everyone by the way....

ah you remembered kiss
here ya go....

enjoy, right anyone else?
Ooooooeee - what a star! Can I take one to Angelica in bed please?
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Quote by easy

Generous as ever. rolleyes lol
Whadya say we discuss this in the jacuzzi? :rascal:

Last time you offered me that ... you just farted in the bath!!!!!
Cx
Quote by Sarah
Opening the windows to let the smell out,
:lol:

Choon marks Easy down as a potential source of toxic industrial pollutant if the aroma has not dissipated between and :scared:
Morning everyone. I wondered why I had a headache. Nothing to do with the extra bottle of White Grenache I was drizzling down FB's front and had to lick off :twisted:
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So much for the weekend of love FFS. :roll: :lol:
Never mind - I'm sure BP Chemicals would luuuurve your product! :giggle:
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Quote by Ukwineman

Bacon...someone mention bacon! Mmmmmmmm could I Pete?? One of those huge wedges sarnies that you do so nicely? smile
Morning everyone by the way....

ah you remembered kiss
here ya go....

enjoy, right anyone else?
oh you animal man i have to got out and buy some bacon now, im drooling at the thought of it smackbottom
while your at it, get a tin of beans. you just know your gonna want to fry them up in the left over bacon fat :shock: bolt
i have actually got some bacon in the freezer which im currently defrosting funny how the mind and stomach work all we need now is smellynet and i would be complete.
hmmm did i really smack your bum oppps :bolt:
I just finished my bacon buttie for real because of that very thing!! Mmmmmmmmmm it was yummy too :lickface:
Quote by westerross
Nothing to do with the extra bottle of White Grenache I was drizzling down FB's front and had to lick off :twisted:
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That's why I'm all sticky!
*homer simpson moment* ooooOooo bacon
I knew there wass a reason i opened this thread
Quote by Freckledbird

Nothing to do with the extra bottle of White Grenache I was drizzling down FB's front and had to lick off :twisted:
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That's why I'm all sticky!
I obviously didn't make a very good job of it then - c'mere!
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Quote by Ukwineman
hmmm did i really smack your bum oppps bolt

youall can run, but you caint hide whip
Quote by westerross
Ooooooeee - what a star! Can I take one to Angelica in bed please?
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<<< disguises himself as a bacon butty
course you can tune, here take me .... errr i mean this one :rascal:
Quote by anais

Bacon...someone mention bacon! Mmmmmmmm could I Pete?? One of those huge wedges sarnies that you do so nicely? smile
Morning everyone by the way....

ah you remembered kiss
here ya go....

enjoy, right anyone else?
oh you animal man i have to got out and buy some bacon now, im drooling at the thought of it smackbottom
while your at it, get a tin of beans. you just know your gonna want to fry them up in the left over bacon fat :shock: :bolt:
i have actually got some bacon in the freezer which im currently defrosting funny how the mind and stomach work all we need now is smellynet and i would be complete.
hmmm did i really smack your bum oppps :bolt:
I just finished my bacon buttie for real because of that very thing!! Mmmmmmmmmm it was yummy too :lickface:
I'm secretly in the employ of the BBB (british bacon board) to plant subliminal add messages
pete to base........ mission acomplished :lol2:
Quote by westerross
I obviously didn't make a very good job of it then - c'mere!
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Sponge bath this time? :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird

I obviously didn't make a very good job of it then - c'mere!
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Sponge bath this time? :twisted:
oooooh me too please :bounce:
so much for my weekend of loving
let down yet again sad
Earthy xx
Quote by Pete_sw
oooooh me too please :bounce:

:shock: You want Choon to give you a sponge bath? Can I watch? :twisted: lol
Is there a spare bacon buttie on the go??
Apparently I'm supposed to eat before I go to my piercing appointment... am really struggling to think about food!! lol
I think I'm gonna need some very gentle loving for the rest of the weekend...
Quote by Freckledbird

oooooh me too please :bounce:

:shock: You want Choon to give you a sponge bath? Can I watch? :twisted: lol
only if you stand before me butt nekid and dance in a sexy seductive way :inlove:
wink
Quote by earthchild
so much for my weekend of loving
let down yet again sad
Earthy xx

kiss :kiss:
Quote by Pete_sw

enjoy, right anyone else?

:shock: OMG that's half a pig inbetween 2 slices of bread!!!! Makes my coffee and croissant look a bit crap now rolleyes
Carpet fitters due to arrive in an hour or so... then I have furniture to assemble... a bacon butty like that would have been a much more substantial start to the day me thinks lol
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Is there a spare bacon buttie on the go??
Apparently I'm supposed to eat before I go to my piercing appointment... am really struggling to think about food!! lol
I think I'm gonna need some very gentle loving for the rest of the weekend...

i got some haggis a lovely person got me wink
Earthy xx
Quote by Pete_sw

oooooh me too please :bounce:

:shock: You want Choon to give you a sponge bath? Can I watch? :twisted: lol
only if you stand before me butt nekid and dance in a sexy seductive way :inlove:
wink
I doubt very much that I could do that :lol: :shock:
Quote by earthchild
so much for my weekend of loving
let down yet again sad
Earthy xx

cmere kiss
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Is there a spare bacon buttie on the go??
Apparently I'm supposed to eat before I go to my piercing appointment... am really struggling to think about food!! lol
I think I'm gonna need some very gentle loving for the rest of the weekend...

stands inline to volunteer gentle loving :rascal:
Quote by celestria


enjoy, right anyone else?

:shock: OMG that's half a pig inbetween 2 slices of bread!!!! Makes my coffee and croissant look a bit crap now rolleyes
Carpet fitters due to arrive in an hour or so... then I have furniture to assemble... a bacon butty like that would have been a much more substantial start to the day me thinks :lol:
:shock:
has no one told you ITS THE WEEKEND :roll: you really should relax more girl :lol:
I'll save you a nice big one for dinner :shock:
Quote by Freckledbird
I doubt very much that I could do that :lol: :shock:

oh i bet you could wink
can someone take over bar / cooking duties please?
sunny boy has just crawled out of his pit demanding food and attention rolleyes
this'll be a sign of things to come then mad
half term holls, don't you just love em :roll:
have a lovely weekend peeps wave

enjoy, right anyone else?
ok just had mine 6 pieces of juicy bacon and ketchup mmmmmm
Quote by Pete_sw
half term holls, don't you just love em rolleyes

Not this one, spent it decorating and arguing :roll:
FB in the mood to get shagged silly tonight.
Glass of red and some pistachios please. It's almost the evening. AND it's almost end of half term! wink
pink x
I think I could have a large southern comfort and lemonade... with ice and a straw! :smile:
Anyone else want anything while I'm at the bar?
Quote by Pete_sw

oooooh me too please :bounce:

:shock: You want Choon to give you a sponge bath? Can I watch? :twisted: lol
only if you stand before me butt nekid and dance in a sexy seductive way :inlove:
wink
Errrm - do I get consulted on the enactment of this little scenario??
Hey Pete - Angelica said she really enjoyed the bacon butty - left her feeling really replete. Says she's looking forward to the next one!! dunno
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