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Quote by Drewxcore
oooo this place is empty....just kate and winchy!
Want me to step behind the bar a while? x

Bloody good idea Drew, make mine a large glass of pink please ;)
(and don't drop any blood in it :giggle: )
Quote by winchwench
Would that be the red or the white variety me dear? And how was the posh lady's birthday? kiss

white for me thanks sweetie :kiss:
and I had a fabulous bday thanks hun lol
Oh! Minxy wants a ladies drink tonight then! No strongbow!?
Hi Drew wave
thats the best idea you've had all night!
Make mine a Cock Sucking Cowboy please! :lickface:
Quote by Drewxcore
Oh! Minxy wants a ladies drink tonight then! No strongbow!?

:dry:
It's Saturday night and I am feeling reckless..what can I say ? :giggle:
And less chat more serving barman, there's thirsty women in here lol
One glass of pink for Minxy :shock: and one cock sucking cowboy for winchy!
can I have a whiskey with lemo, please barman, and have one on me wink
That'll be a whiskey and lemon for the lovelly lady and a tia maria for the oh somanly barman then!
Quote by Drewxcore
One glass of pink for Minxy :shock: and one cock sucking cowboy for winchy!

Thanks Drew..BUT there appears to be lipstick on my glass :shock: What ? Oh it's yours..that's ok then lol kiss
Quote by BiWelshMinx
One glass of pink for Minxy :shock: and one cock sucking cowboy for winchy!

Thanks Drew..BUT there appears to be lipstick on my glass :shock: What ? Oh it's yours..that's ok then lol kiss
no its not mine, i have a helper behind the bar, oh? you cant see her, well thats ok then :twisted:
*Hic* What would you recommend to wash down my cock sucking cowboy, barman?
Im easy. rolleyes
Quote by winchwench
*Hic* What would you recommend to wash down my cock sucking cowboy, barman?
Im easy. rolleyes

Um Big Chief Red Bull :giggle:
Quote by winchwench
Im easy. rolleyes

If you're Easy do you realise just how gorgeous your wife is???
wink
Lairdy's home :twisted:
Quote by winchwench
Im easy. rolleyes

You don't look much like him poke
Oh well, maybe he's taken to dressing up like a woman dunno Hell of a convincing though :shock: lol
Fee
XX
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Alright girls, I'm back..... will this do for tonight?
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/20070320/2796615879.jpg

Ooo err! Nice :twisted:
Actually, that pic reminds me of one of the Laird's. DG...do you remember it? wink
Fee
XX
Remember it?? It's my screensaver! :giggle:
DGxx
Bad girl!!

....but very creative with it
:wink:
Im full of surprises, me :rascal: If I shaved off the 'tache, i'd be really convincing! :giggle:
Quote by the_Laird
Alright girls, I'm back..... will this do for tonight?
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/20070320/2796615879.jpg

Ooo err! Nice :twisted:
Actually, that pic reminds me of one of the Laird's. DG...do you remember it? wink
Fee
XX
Remember it?? It's my screensaver! :giggle:
DGxx
Bad girl!!

....but very creative with it
:wink:
I have a new one now! :rascal:
Thank you muchly!! kiss
4 mins till .
got time for a quickie please Bartender smile
Quote by Warmer
4 mins till .
got time for a quickie please Bartender smile

Come round beind the bar then :twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Ok guess who is cooking breakfast??
lol


:lol:
Yep right in one.
(sorry for being late on site today, nbut he has been playing with his frogs, and has found 2 more :lol: )
Quote by Sarah
Yep right in one.
(sorry for being late on site today, nbut he has been playing with his frogs, and has found 2 more lol )

:shock:
Glad I didn't come round for breakfast then - don't quite fancy frogs legs :giggle:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Yep right in one.
(sorry for being late on site today, nbut he has been playing with his frogs, and has found 2 more lol )

:shock:
Glad I didn't come round for breakfast then - don't quite fancy frogs legs :giggle:
Ya sure? i've got some behind the bar, taste like chicken x
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Yep right in one.
(sorry for being late on site today, nbut he has been playing with his frogs, and has found 2 more lol )

:shock:
Glad I didn't come round for breakfast then - don't quite fancy frogs legs :giggle:
You are quite safe, and welcome for breakfast any time. These frogs are out side and happy in their new home :lol: :lol:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Im easy. rolleyes

You don't look much like him poke
Oh well, maybe he's taken to dressing up like a woman dunno Hell of a convincing though :shock: lol
Fee
XX
That would explain alot...like my clothes being in the wrong draw ...stockings that are stretched
:shock: :shock:
Have fun tonight you lot. I'm off to work though really don't want to go sad I've got terrible menopausal symptoms this week and feeling really down in the dumps, not slept a wink all day and have to stay awake til :shock:
this is no good...
previously Ive expressed an interest in what goes on the ladies room... the secrets etc etc...
and now Im working all weekend when this thread is here...I havent even time to peek....
and tomorrow its even a double shift... nightmare!!!
how about a recap in no more than twenty words...ta very much... and a quick cocoa... cheers
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
this is no good...
previously Ive expressed an interest in what goes on the ladies room... the secrets etc etc...
and now Im working all weekend when this thread is here...I havent even time to peek....
and tomorrow its even a double shift... nightmare!!!
how about a recap in no more than twenty words...ta very much... and a quick cocoa... cheers
lp

Your hve to ask the barman (me) nicely
Quote by Countess
Im easy. rolleyes

You don't look much like him poke
Oh well, maybe he's taken to dressing up like a woman dunno Hell of a convincing though :shock: lol
Fee
XX
That would explain alot...like my clothes being in the wrong draw ...stockings that are stretched
:shock: :shock:
Countess
You will have to buy easy his 'own' dressing up clothes, that way he will stop using yours!! :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Im easy. rolleyes

You don't look much like him poke
Oh well, maybe he's taken to dressing up like a woman dunno Hell of a convincing though :shock: lol
Fee
XX
That would explain alot...like my clothes being in the wrong draw ...stockings that are stretched
:shock: :shock:
Countess
You will have to buy easy his 'own' dressing up clothes, that way he will stop using yours!! :lol:
WTF???? :shock:
ALL of you.... smackbottom
So, Easy will be our serving wench then will he? :giggle: