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Boys, there is NO such thing as a GFZ, get used to it!!
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GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
Quote by steveg_nw
Bugger this!......I'm off down the pub to ogle that new barmaid with the big tits......anybody else fancy a pint?
No staying power these girlies......they'll all be asleep by the time we get back!
Steve
Right behind you mate!
Hopefully it will be clean when we get back and the beer fridge will be full...
Fred
Oh yeah?? You had to bring Sappho in too didn't you Jags??
And as for Alex, well if you want solidarity - you're up for punishment too!! I'm tempted to let BlueEyes off as she's Scottish but this needs further consideration!
Fred, could I suggest that you're in charge of the girls punishment. You were, of course, the previous victim so I think it's only fair!! I feel a poll is in order (or maybe a pole if the girls aren't going to leave!)
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And as for Alex, well if you want solidarity - you're up for punishment too!! I'm tempted to let BlueEyes off as she's Scottish but this needs further consideration!
Fred, could I suggest that you're in charge of the girls punishment. You were, of course, the previous victim so I think it's only fair!! I feel a poll is in order (or maybe a pole if the girls aren't going to leave!)
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Reinforcements at last! I've kept my end up with all these women as best I could!
Wilma, get off the floor, you make the place look untidy.
lhk
Call security! there are females in here that arent involved in domestic duties.You ARE security!
Wilma, get off the floor, you make the place look untidy.
I'm off down the pub to ogle that new barmaid with the big titsBlue, you are doing a great job as barmaid, I wish all women were as pliable and accommodating as you.
lhk
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Bassdude, funny how you show up when there is shit to be stirred.
Where ya been? Missed Ya!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Oh, I've been about Wilma - here, there and everywhere. Just keeping in hiding from you in case you decide to inflict the same type of punishment as poor Fred got!! ;-)
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Hi Sappho darling, let Kate help you with those shoes. Foot Massage?
The sofa has been removed but I have some of those bean bag seats left over from last months table top sale.
Have you tried the homemade sloegin that blue eyes made. Very warming. Got first prize at the country fayre and sold out at the farmers market.
The sofa has been removed but I have some of those bean bag seats left over from last months table top sale.
Have you tried the homemade sloegin that blue eyes made. Very warming. Got first prize at the country fayre and sold out at the farmers market.
Quote by Jags
HEY... I'm SCOTTISH... do I get let off too???? WTF do you think the Jags means? A famous Glasgow football team? Call yourself a man???
Wilma - thanks for the top-up! I can feel a little bit of booze in my soul already...god, I love this GFZ.
x xx x
Scottish - yes, I twigged the link - my brother's a shareholder!! Resident? Now that's a different story....
Sappho, nice to see you though. Always a pleasure having your divine decadence in the room.
Sappho, BlueEyes.... care to join me in my wee corner?
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BlueEyes, come on over to my wee corner then. Maybe Sappho will join us after her massage (honourary Scot in my opinion for this purpose) and Jags you're more than welcome....
{Takes out his guitar and tunes up for a serenade}
Wilma, sorry, my corner's now full!! You'll need to exact your revenge later!
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{Takes out his guitar and tunes up for a serenade}
Wilma, sorry, my corner's now full!! You'll need to exact your revenge later!
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Right, I have urgent and very manly duties elsewhere (Kit has just got in from work and I am supposed to be cooking the tea)Now, you have all been assigned you duties, and I expect them to be fulfilled by the time I return.
Otherwise I'll....I'll.... well, you do not want to know what I will do!
Bass Dude, you are in charge, make sure that everyone performs well.
lhk
x
Otherwise I'll....I'll.... well, you do not want to know what I will do!
Bass Dude, you are in charge, make sure that everyone performs well.
lhk
x
Sex God
no good men in here though, pretty poor show in fact!
Now how could you!!!
Right I am here now. One thing at a time.
Pass the gin :twisted: . If Sappho needs it, I doubly do. Hi there, darling
Your feet are aching? Here, allow me. Mmmmm, how's that?Hi, Jags and BlueEyes, nice to see the Scottish contingent at full strength. Drinking gin too? Goodness when did civilisation finally get North of Hadrian's Wall then. My, you have got some catching up to do!
Wilma *hug* :kiss: Yes, yes, in a minute!! I am still getting Sappho comfortable.
Now then where's Kate? For goodness sake do take those off man! What was that? Jags likes you to where them. Fair enough, well go and sit next to her then.
I see Fred F and SteveG have done a bunk again. Never mind.
So what do we have (let's just do a quick inventory:
Women - check
Booze - check
Telly - check
Remote - errr, Remote? Sorry Jags, could you just shift a bit? Ahh, there it is. :shock:
Remote - check
That seems to be all. This could be a good weekend after all!
