OK Kat. Will do.... (wait until he's gone and I'll flirt again)
{sound of door closing}
OK, how's everyone in my Scots corner (is that not on the A1?). A bevvy of horny beauty all for me!!
Right, who's first ....
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WILMA, GET THAT DUSTER MOVING!!!
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WILL!!!
Good to see you - hic - get your fingers off my buttons - hic - now see what you have done - hic - made me all wet and gooey - hic - who said you were allowed to do that - hic - oh, ok... you may as well carry on - hic - seeing as how kate has gone off with his pinny on to cook tea - hic - love the male slaves in here - hic - makes it all worthwhile - hic
Good to see you - hic - get your fingers off my buttons - hic - now see what you have done - hic - made me all wet and gooey - hic - who said you were allowed to do that - hic - oh, ok... you may as well carry on - hic - seeing as how kate has gone off with his pinny on to cook tea - hic - love the male slaves in here - hic - makes it all worthwhile - hic
WILL, DON'T SUCCUMB!!
We're the only two blokes left in here! The ruling was that the girls would do domestic duties and we'd offer them sexual gratification if the results were good enough!!
So far they've just been getting pissed on the gin and not offered me any!!
Male representation is needed here to support me!!
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We're the only two blokes left in here! The ruling was that the girls would do domestic duties and we'd offer them sexual gratification if the results were good enough!!
So far they've just been getting pissed on the gin and not offered me any!!
Male representation is needed here to support me!!
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I still live in Scotland, Bassdude...so there's every reason to be scared!!!!
I'm going for a bath before Mr BE gets home and thinks I've sat doing nothing all day! Don't let the blokes back in whilst I am away. Rumour has it that they are in the BFZ looking for our secret porn stash! As if they'd ever find it!! :twisted:
I'm going for a bath before Mr BE gets home and thinks I've sat doing nothing all day! Don't let the blokes back in whilst I am away. Rumour has it that they are in the BFZ looking for our secret porn stash! As if they'd ever find it!! :twisted:
Quote by KitKatI can still hear you!
(wait until he's gone and I'll flirt again)
Will
I despair! I truly do :roll: lhk
Yeah, and you thought I was bad Kat??
Sorry, BlueEyes, you don't scare me - excite me yes but not scare!! Maybe it's something to do with the fact I can see where you live. I can run pretty fast when I see a whirling female dervish approaching with menace in her eyes....
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Sexlightened
Helloooooo!anyone here? bit dusty in here cough!
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Sorry, BlueEyes, you don't scare me - excite me yes but not scare!! Maybe it's something to do with the fact I can see where you live. I can run pretty fast when I see a whirling female dervish approaching with menace in her eyes....
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You can see where I live?!! :twisted: Better close the curtains then! LOL!!!
Hi BigDaz! Could you just pour me a drink whilst you're over there?
Sex God
Ah, the GFZ is open once more. I haven't seen this place for ages. Got some fond memories of it.
But.
WHO LET ALL THESE GIRLIES IN?
Kat? You know you're supposed to inspect everyone in the queue before you open the doors. Give the beards a tug to see if they're false. That sort of thing.
It's the first time you've opened the room for a while, so I suppose we'll have to forgive minor slips in procedure. But get it right next time, please.
But.
WHO LET ALL THESE GIRLIES IN?
Kat? You know you're supposed to inspect everyone in the queue before you open the doors. Give the beards a tug to see if they're false. That sort of thing.
It's the first time you've opened the room for a while, so I suppose we'll have to forgive minor slips in procedure. But get it right next time, please.
even blokes don't have beards anymore. I did check for chest hair - and they all had that, Just don't know what else to do! Sex God
Someone must know a way to tell the difference between the Men and the Girlies.
Sex God
You know? Show us! Show us! We desperately need education in here.
Was it education? We desperately need something... can't quite remember what it was.
Was it education? We desperately need something... can't quite remember what it was.
Sappho instructs all the boys to sit crosslegged on the carpet in a semi-circle around her. She produces a brightly coloured book from her capacious handbag.
Now are you all sitting comfortably? Today we are going to talk about how we are made and why little boys and little girls are different - DJohn, are you listening? Yes, I'm going to show you the pictures now.
Waits for Fred to stop punching Kat, by fixing upon them her best teacher stare with raised eyebrows, and opens the book...
Now are you all sitting comfortably? Today we are going to talk about how we are made and why little boys and little girls are different - DJohn, are you listening? Yes, I'm going to show you the pictures now.
Waits for Fred to stop punching Kat, by fixing upon them her best teacher stare with raised eyebrows, and opens the book...
Sex God
Ooh! This is the part I always liked... where the teacher leans over the desk in her low-cut blouse to glare at the naughty kids at the back.
Sorry, Ms Bradley, I can't remember which class you taught. I was paying attention, I swear!
Sorry, Ms Bradley, I can't remember which class you taught. I was paying attention, I swear!
Ooh! This is the part I always liked... where the teacher leans over the desk in her low-cut blouse to glare at the naughty kids at the back.You lot pipe down so that she will sit on the desk and cross her legs again - I can see right up her skirt when she does that :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
OMG, Now I know why Kat always suggests I do the map reading................ KAT IS REALLY A GIRLIEAnyone hear a noise?
lhk
Sex God
Kat wrote:
You and me both mate! You and me both.
Will
You and me both mate! You and me both.
Sgt Bilko sits in the corner of the BFZ waiting for the girls to come back and take these fluffy pink hand-cuffs and straight jacket off.
"Hello!!!!! Can anyone hear me??" I just know they're having fun next door in the GFZ. I'm sure I heard the sound of women laughing. I can just picture it now:
Sappho wandering around naked apart from her apron and tray. Fred and Steve playing 501 while Wilma and Jags massage them as they wait to take their throw. Alex dances around topless taking measurements for the new Willy-Warmers.
Kit dressed in just a thong running round with the hoover in one hand and a duster in the other whilst Blue follows behind, not sure whether to empty ashtrays or drink a pint!!
BlueEyes is topless (a lot of it about tonight!!) serving behind the bar happily chatting to the lads whose wives don’t understand them (Not Andy_Wakefield!!)
DJohn, Kat and artificer sat playing cards whilst watching a re-run of the 1999 Champions League Final.
Then there’s Will!!!....... Will!!!!..............Will, put your clothes on and stop throwing rose petals at Sappho’s feet. She’s only here to serve the beer!!!!
Yes I can just picture it………………
I hate this corner now, and I’m bursting for a wee!!! I want to go and join in the fun next door. I’m sure I just heard someone shout for Security……..OMG(ty Jags and Steveg)… that’s me!!!!!
Wilma!!!!!........................... Let me out!!!!
"Hello!!!!! Can anyone hear me??" I just know they're having fun next door in the GFZ. I'm sure I heard the sound of women laughing. I can just picture it now:
Sappho wandering around naked apart from her apron and tray. Fred and Steve playing 501 while Wilma and Jags massage them as they wait to take their throw. Alex dances around topless taking measurements for the new Willy-Warmers.
Kit dressed in just a thong running round with the hoover in one hand and a duster in the other whilst Blue follows behind, not sure whether to empty ashtrays or drink a pint!!
BlueEyes is topless (a lot of it about tonight!!) serving behind the bar happily chatting to the lads whose wives don’t understand them (Not Andy_Wakefield!!)
DJohn, Kat and artificer sat playing cards whilst watching a re-run of the 1999 Champions League Final.
Then there’s Will!!!....... Will!!!!..............Will, put your clothes on and stop throwing rose petals at Sappho’s feet. She’s only here to serve the beer!!!!
Yes I can just picture it………………
I hate this corner now, and I’m bursting for a wee!!! I want to go and join in the fun next door. I’m sure I just heard someone shout for Security……..OMG(ty Jags and Steveg)… that’s me!!!!!
Wilma!!!!!........................... Let me out!!!!
