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Right folks, start drinking up now, please...haven't you got homes to go to!!!
*checks the toilets and the BFZ*
Oh Sarge! LOL!! You've missed all the fun!!! Awwww, here..have a free packet of pork scratchings!!!
Sarge, I take my hat (flat cap-stinks of pheasant) off to you. Such dedication: in all my military service I never saw such selflessness. I hope that (the blessed) Sappho appreciates it. I do. In fact, I will show my appreciation inthe time honoured fashion:
UGGY! UGGY! UGGY!
OY!OY! OY!
(ETC,ETC,ETC)-to quote the king of Siam.
Thanks Tiffy(artificer) :embarrased2: :embarrased2: :embarrased2: :embarrased2:
And this is my 100th post. Watch out Alex, I'm hot on your tail !!!!!!!
:karaoke: Happy 100 posts to me, Happy 100 posts to me...........
Only 100
Boy have you some way to go!!!!!!!
Muah - love ya really!
Opens door and peers around
OMG - men in a pile, beer cans in a pile, DVDs in a pile and WHAT is that other pile in the corner?? Looks like you lot have all had a heavy cold, can't be ....bloody hell
You DIRTY boys - stand in the corner now.
Tut tut
Bit quiet in here today...
...and here was me thinking all the blokes had staying power!!
rolleyes
We are camoflaged :rude:
I take it you mean "hiding"???
LOL!!! lol
OMG - BlueEyes, you've come over all colourful 8)
I really must stop doing that! :twisted:
Haven't you changed your avatar as well, Bluexxx ???
lol
Must be the day for it!!!!
It must be lol , Fred Flintstone thought it time I re-vamped my image wink
I changed mine when I got to 200 posts, but no-one noticed until now!
lol
but no-one noticed until now!
Kit did, every time she sees it, she says "I love that avatar".
I take it you mean "hiding"???
Humph! I will have you know we are practicing the noble and ancient art of concealment. Just to show that if there ever was a need for us to go and hunt the woolly mammoth again, we still have what it takes! :P And the fact that you cannot see anyone in here, proves it works!
lhk
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Kit did, every time she sees it, she says "I love that avatar".

lol Thanks Kit! xx Being the dumb blonde that I am, it took me ages to work out how to resize it! :doh:
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Humph! I will have you know we are practicing the noble and ancient art of concealment. Just to show that if there ever was a need for us to go and hunt the woolly mammoth again, we still have what it takes! :P And the fact that you cannot see anyone in here, proves it works!
lhk

Yep, that's what I thought..."hiding" rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So.. boys hiding, girls getting dressed up!! Nothing changes in life.
I NEED SOOTHING
confused
Yep, that's what I thought..."hiding"
yep, that's what I thought...."Blonde" rolleyes
I NEED SOOTHING

hump Consider yourself soothed
lhk
It's now I really need some serious soothing - and where are the men when you actually want them??
Fucked off to watch football????
:cry: :cry:
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yep, that's what I thought...."Blonde" rolleyes

Is that the best you can do??? lol :lol:
Awww Jags, it may not be a man, but I have a bottle of gin here if you'd like some!! *pours a large one* smile
It's now I really need some serious soothing - and where are the men when you actually want them??
Well, I was in the shower, soaping myself all over, water cascading over me, now I am all oiled and ready for bed. :twisted:
Is that the best you can do???
Oh, gloves off time, take this then :rude:
lhk
:rude:
Right back at'cha, Kate!!!!!! :twisted:
thanks for the gin Blueyes - heavy on the gin and light on the tonic please.
That'll make me sleep!

x xx
So much for the girl free zone. smile
I think any place without ladies is not somewhere I would want to be anyhow. :)
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So much for the girl free zone. smile
I think any place without ladies is not somewhere I would want to be anyhow. :)

Are you calling them "ladies" ?????? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
What would you call them sarge?
Did I hear the sound of thin ice cracking? biggrin
I would call them very quietly!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
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Bass - I do missionary work in the north east of England - but am in Glasgow a lot - West End if you know it.
Men gone.. phew!

Yep, I was born in the West End....
Now working in the East, peering through BlueEyes curtains!!
Fnnarr, fnarr!
8)
mad OK, who forgot to lock up this morning? :x
Oh, that would be me! rolleyes redface
lhk
Kat