GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free

16 Jan 2004

Cor, bit bloomin dusty in here...
Best get a cleaner organised before anyone gets in, I'll stick an advert on the door.

"Wanted. Buxom wench to perform domestic duties. No pay, must be willing to work for the pleasure of serving men. First girlie desperate enough to post in here gets the job. Uniform supplied"

That should do the trick.
lhk

16 Jan 2004

Why hasn't Alex posted in here yet? She's posted in every other bleedin thread!!
Come on girl get your pinny on and get the place cleaned up for the lads!! :twisted:
Steve

16 Jan 2004

Why hasn't Alex posted in here yet? She's posted in every other bleedin thread!!

Alex was my prime candidate as well, is there a tannoy system in the site? Perhaps we could put a call out for her?
lhk

16 Jan 2004

Two hopes gentlemen
...Bob Hope
And NO BLOODY HOPE
*opens window, turns on DVD, pours a very large gin and sits down to watch a lively bit of porn*
God, I've missed this place - need Kate in his sussies to do some housekeeping before I slap him for letting things get this bad. :happy: :happy: :happy: kiss

16 Jan 2004

You looking for me?

16 Jan 2004

Wilma opens door to GFZ.........sees, empty beer cans, full ashtrays, porn mags, crusty tissues and eeeewwww what's that growing mould in the corner?
"Buggered if I am clearing up in here."
Sneaks out before she is seen, "let one of the other girlies do it if they are fool enough!!"

16 Jan 2004

YES!!!!!!!! Well done Jags!!!
:beer:

16 Jan 2004

OI Jags!!
You're in the wrong room........either get the duster out or sod off back to the BFZ!! :twisted:
Steve

16 Jan 2004

Oh and not forgetting Envelope!!! Jags

16 Jan 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Sneaks out before she is seen, "let one of the other girlies do it if they are fool enough!!"

Wilma.. it's OK, I've got Kate organised to do the necessary. He's in the bad books so needs to redeem himself!!
wanders off muttering about men in sussies, men at my feet in sussies, men at my feet naked and in sussies....

16 Jan 2004

OY!
The bloody beer fridge is empty! mad

:x
Wot sort of a place has this become Kat? Can't you get these wenches sorted out? :shock:
Where the hell is Dawn and her giggle - God I miss that woman! wink

*wanders off shouting "DAWN!"*

16 Jan 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
OI Jags!!
You're in the wrong room........either get the duster out or sod off back to the BFZ!! :twisted:
Steve

Who's going to throw us out? You and Kat? *sniggers* lol

16 Jan 2004

WIIIIILLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAA

Don't you go sneaking off......
Right, line up the three of you and let me check you against the job advert.
Now, one thing at a time;
"Wanted" - Yep, I think we can say that about all of you
"Buxom" hum, I think we need to explore this one a bit more.......
Get 'em out then. :twisted:
lhk

16 Jan 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
OI Jags!!
You're in the wrong room........either get the duster out or sod off back to the BFZ!! :twisted:
Steve

No, I got the comfy seat now, got the gin balanced, got the remote and got my pjs on..all set for Friday evening. kiss

:kiss:
*makes note to self to find out WTF a duster is*

16 Jan 2004

Quote by KitKat
Get 'em out then. :twisted:

Mind you don't sprain your wrist mate!
:doh:
Fred

16 Jan 2004

Cleaning, Cleaning!, Cleaning!!!
They expect us to Clean!!!!
Not a chance fellahs!!!
Steve, this is not the type of thing you are meant to be teaching me!!!!!!!!!

16 Jan 2004

Fred - Kate's wrist is way too limp for throwing out duties!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

16 Jan 2004

In which case then Jags, I'll stop a while.
Wilma pulls up chair next to Jags, puts hand down side and pulls out a pair of suspenders........ "Kate, these yours hun?"
"Got any air freshner Jags? This place stinks of blokes."
"Kate darling would you like a saucer for that milk sweetheart?"

16 Jan 2004

Someone call SteveG and Will - got some uppity birds in the GFZ need escorting out and last time i tried something like that I got into a whole heap of trouble!
*Thinks of kicking Wilma......
Thinks again.....*
Hmmmmmmmmm - Shall I - shan't I?
Fred

16 Jan 2004

Okay the next bloke who asks me to clean up is going to provide the repository for this feather duster!
<----steals the remote from Fred and sits on it!

16 Jan 2004

Settles Wilma down on seat next to mine (hope the blokes can't see past us) and hands her a very large gin and tonic. Well, a large gin and small tonic!!
Welcome hun - any gossip about the boys?? How's that Kate been behaving???
x xx

16 Jan 2004

Quote by Alexandra
<----steals the remote from Fred and sits on it!

You haven't been paying attention Alex - I've got the remote!!!
:happy: :happy: :happy:

16 Jan 2004

Girls - may I join you please, I've got control of the TV now!

16 Jan 2004

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
What was that I took from Fred then!!!!!!!! Its a remote control for something.
Let me see what it does!!!!!!!!!!
<---presses the on button
Can someone here something buzzing?????????
Hey Fred has a glazed look - is he OK?

16 Jan 2004

This is going well! rolleyes

<----steals the remote from Fred and sits on it

I suppose we are lucky it was not the whole telly.
Jags, - get the beer and fill the fridge
Alex - Bin bags for the empties
BlueEyes - Feather duster
Wilma - Grab that thing in the corner and get sucking. NO - not Fred, the vacumn cleaner!
mad

And WTF is that Bluexxx - late again! ? :x
I warned her last time, once more and she would be in for a right carpetting!
lhk

16 Jan 2004

Oh yeah - you and who's army.
I'm here. And?????? wink

16 Jan 2004

Kat
I have only one thing to say to you!!!!!!!!!!!
pictorially speaking flipa

16 Jan 2004

Quote by Kat
I suppose we are lucky it was not the whole telly.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Steve

16 Jan 2004

Quote by KitKat
BlueEyes - Feather duster

Is this some kind of new sex toy?? confused

16 Jan 2004

Quote by Kat
I suppose we are lucky it was not the whole telly.

And just what is THAT supposed to mean!!!!!!!!