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21 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird

Dont tell Fee
She'll be out with the waxing kit quicker than a flash

Eeeeeeeeek :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't tell her I'm in here :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt

Hide Eager she just got home!!!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:

I'm hiding, I'm hiding.............. :bolt:

21 Oct 2005

mmmmmmmmmm, waxing - my favourite pastime :twisted:
UES - you can take first place sweetie
then The Laird for a BSC :twisted:
ladies - I promise to be gentle - Sarah legs?
Steph - bikini?
Feebee - whatever you want cool

oh and Alex - your wish is my command lol

:lol:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
mmmmmmmmmm, waxing - my favourite pastime :twisted:
UES - you can take first place sweetie
then The Laird for a BSC :twisted:
ladies - I promise to be gentle - Sarah legs?
Steph - bikini?
Feebee - whatever you want
oh and Alex - your wish is my command :lol:

Sssssssssshhhh I'm hiding :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You'll have to pin me down if you're gonna use wax on me :P Anyway there's only my back left to do and I'm verrrrrry attached to my Brazilian so you're not getting that! :huh:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :scared: :scared:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
mmmmmmmmmm, waxing - my favourite pastime :twisted:
UES - you can take first place sweetie
then The Laird for a BSC :twisted:
ladies - I promise to be gentle - Sarah legs?
Steph - bikini?
Feebee - whatever you want
oh and Alex - your wish is my command :lol:

Ok on my way round, I want them nice and smooth for tomorrow night please :P

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
mmmmmmmmmm, waxing - my favourite pastime :twisted:
UES - you can take first place sweetie
then The Laird for a BSC :twisted:
ladies - I promise to be gentle - Sarah legs?
Steph - bikini?
Feebee - whatever you want
oh and Alex - your wish is my command :lol:

Ok on my way round, I want them nice and smooth for tomorrow night please :P
anything else you require smoothing?
oh and UES - dare ya!!!!!!!!!!!

21 Oct 2005

yes please

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
oh and UES - dare ya!!!!!!!!!!!

No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :kissmyarse:
My Brazilian stays! kiss

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :rascal: :rascal:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
ohhhhhhhhh, Laird - absolutely NO warm hands in the GFZ
cold ones are sooooooo much better :twisted:

For you Kit, I have Ice.......
Oh that didn't really sound right did it!! redface

sounded great to me Laird :twisted:

21 Oct 2005

Piss off Dildo - don't you dare!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad

:x :x
hmmmmm, excuse me, just reining in a guineau pig, resume all activities cool

21 Oct 2005

oooooo Kit - my wish is your command.......... :twisted:
Now there is an offer that cannot go unnoticed!!!
Sorry for my not spotting it earlier but I was still so chilled from my all over body massage from the laird. I can recommend it to anyone.
Now - here is a nice glass of red.........
I think Sarge may say I could do with a good 'plucking'! :shock:
Well I think that is what he meant when he said I was just an old bird earlier.
Failing that - if you still have the wax handy the backs of my thighs could do with a go - I always have difficulty with those!
Muah,
Alex x x x
And did I notice the delightful Will was in earlier?
If he'd popped back now - we could have cracked open the bubbly and got the strawberries out!

21 Oct 2005

*peeks round door*
anyone in ???

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Darkfire
*peeks round door*
anyone in ???

Yep, but I'm in hiding so you haven't seen me wink

21 Oct 2005

UES needs a brazilian wax girls - bags I hold his knees and administer the hot wax , who wants to rip it off :twisted:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
*peeks round door*
anyone in ???

Yep, but I'm in hiding so you haven't seen me wink

But I have! :twisted:
So UES - what's it worth for me not to give you away? :wink:

21 Oct 2005

OOOOPS too late UES!
Me Kit - can I do it?????
Please
PLEASE

21 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
*peeks round door*
anyone in ???

Yep, but I'm in hiding so you haven't seen me wink

Sshhhh........Eager, who are you hiding from??
Oh yes, its ME !!! BOO!!!!
Let me rip the wax off pleeaaaseee :twisted:
Fee
XX

21 Oct 2005

Now look here girls poke

let's get one thing straight ok?
I do NOT need a Brazilian wax. I spent the afternoon on essential maintainence so I'm nice and smooth (apart from my back which I can't reach). I have a nice sharply defined line. Doesn't need any tinkering with thank you very much and you are not about to start a trend of pubic scalp hunting.
:huh: :huh:
Er..................but anything else I might consider ok, ok? redface

ops: :oops:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I have a nice sharply defined .......

Well that just proves how in need of the wax you are!
The last thing you want is for little sharp bits down there.
They could irritate like mad.
So just lie back and be a brave boy.
KIT!!!
UES is ready for you now!

21 Oct 2005

Oh UES - you are such a disappointment rolleyes

I have my tweezers in my hand and a geniune need to remove hairs from needy folk
:cry: :cry: :cry:
that's it - I'm off to bed now, rebuffed and chagrined by UES, I will spend the rest of my days in sackcloth and ashes :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
but with a
sparkly red thong to remind me lol

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
Oh UES - you are such a disappointment
I have my tweezers in my hand and a geniune need to remove hairs from needy folk
:cry: :cry: :cry:
that's it - I'm off to bed now, rebuffed and chagrined by UES, I will spend the rest of my days in sackcloth and ashes :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
but with a
sparkly red thong to remind me

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Ooooooooh! Tweezers you say? Now THAT'S different :bounce: :bounce:
In that case I'm here, I'm here!
All have a pluck girls, be my guest innocent

:whistling:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Oh UES - you are such a disappointment
I have my tweezers in my hand and a geniune need to remove hairs from needy folk
:cry: :cry: :cry:
that's it - I'm off to bed now, rebuffed and chagrined by UES, I will spend the rest of my days in sackcloth and ashes :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
but with a
sparkly red thong to remind me

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Ooooooooh! Tweezers you say? Now THAT'S different :bounce: :bounce:
In that case I'm here, I'm here!
All have a pluck girls, be my guest innocent

:whistling:
me first - I got the tweezers ................... oh UES, you are soooooooooooo gonna be sorry babes.
ready to spread??????????? :lol:

21 Oct 2005

Well UES - much as I would like to stick around and enjoy your torrture, sorry, beauty treatment, Mr Alex has just returned home with a bottle of Champagne, so I am going to sign out and run a nice bubble bath for us.
We have the house to ourselves for once... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Have fun Kit!!!!!!!
UES - don't scream too loudly will you?

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
ready to spread???????????

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :grin: :grin:
Yip,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,erm I mean Yep.
Um..........wide enough? redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Ooooooooooooooooooooh! This is ........(ouch!).......sooooooooo exciting :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

ready to spread???????????

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :grin: :grin:
Yip,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,erm I mean Yep.
Um..........wide enough? redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Ooooooooooooooooooooh! This is ........(ouch!).......sooooooooo exciting :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
WHOA!!!
Nearly missed all the excitement...........
ok, I'm here now...............carry on, as you were Kit.
I can see you've done this before :rascal:
Fee
XX

21 Oct 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee

ready to spread???????????

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :grin: :grin:
Yip,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,erm I mean Yep.
Um..........wide enough? redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Ooooooooooooooooooooh! This is ........(ouch!).......sooooooooo exciting :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
WHOA!!!
Nearly missed all the excitement...........
ok, I'm here now...............carry on, as you were Kit.
I can see you've done this before :rascal:
Fee
XX
Ohhhhhhhhh Fee, how did you guess?
Sarge was my last waxing victim - but tweezers :twisted: UES is the first for me :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :giggle: :giggle:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
Sarge was my last waxing victim - but tweezers :twisted: UES is the first for me :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :giggle: :giggle:

Can I have a go after you?? Looks like fun :happy:
Hey if Sarge let you wax him before...............d'ya think he'll let ME use him too??
Oooohhh I'm getting all excited at the thought :crazy: :crazy: :twisted:
Fee
XX

21 Oct 2005

Have you finished? My eyes have stopped watering. :undecided: dunno

21 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Have you finished? My eyes have stopped watering. :undecided:

but are you smiling :twisted:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
Have you finished? My eyes have stopped watering. :undecided:

but are you smiling :twisted:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
Have you finished? My eyes have stopped watering. :undecided:

but are you smiling :twisted:
With the attention of the GFZ females tending him every whim (checks spelling) how could UES not be smiling ...
:giggle:
he's in universal heaven!
C x