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GFZ - Bank Holiday Special

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Jags
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

Last Bank Holiday until Christmas - make the most of it folks!!
:shock: :shock:
Unknown User
drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies:
:bounce:
I'm going to get very merry!
Unknown User
Right last one in the Jacuzzi gets to shave my arse hair :shock:
Unknown User
Thanks for pointing that out Jags confused
Well SOME of us are still working until sunday morning so seeing as the coffee is fresh I'll have a latte please.
Has Dammie been in here already? I could have sworn I'd ordered cakey bun rolleyes
rogerthedragon
Sex God
Good god, there must have been a queue - less than 2 minutes and its already busy in here. lol
Unknown User
Quote by sheddy
Right last one in the Jacuzzi gets to shave my arse hair :shock:

<<<< Walks slowly to the Jacuzzi whilst collecting a nice new razor on route! :twisted:
sercher01
Sex God
WOOHOO!
so! wheres the pint glassfor the biggest cock compotition then? :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss_Me
Right last one in the Jacuzzi gets to shave my arse hair :shock:

<<<< Walks slowly to the Jacuzzi whilst collecting a nice new razor on route! :twisted:
Well at least it's a nice sharp new one biggrin Barkeep a nice glass of orange juice and can you fill me flask up as I'm working tonight :cry:
rogerthedragon
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
Right last one in the Jacuzzi gets to shave my arse hair :shock:

<<<< Walks slowly to the Jacuzzi whilst collecting a nice new razor on route! :twisted:
Dashes past Kiss_Me - you're welcome to his arse but you'd better not shave it in the Jacuzzi!! :shock: :shock:
Unknown User
Oooowww - just what I needed... only 11 to go biggrin
sercher01
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Oooowww - just what I needed... only 11 to go biggrin

did u know that" loopylad"! is an anagram of ur name polo????? lol wink
Unknown User
Quote by rogerthedragon
Right last one in the Jacuzzi gets to shave my arse hair :shock:

<<<< Walks slowly to the Jacuzzi whilst collecting a nice new razor on route! :twisted:
Dashes past Kiss_Me - you're welcome to his arse but you'd better not shave it in the Jacuzzi!! :shock: :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's ok, I'll take Sheddy to task at the sink!
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss_Me
It's ok, I'll take Sheddy to task at the sink!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss_Me
Right last one in the Jacuzzi gets to shave my arse hair :shock:

<<<< Walks slowly to the Jacuzzi whilst collecting a nice new razor on route! :twisted:
Dashes past Kiss_Me - you're welcome to his arse but you'd better not shave it in the Jacuzzi!! :shock: :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's ok, I'll take Sheddy to task at the sink!
Not THAT sink ! That's where Chef's washing the lettuce :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by sercher01
Oooowww - just what I needed... only 11 to go biggrin

did u know that" loopylad"! is an anagram of ur name polo????? lol wink
yes
8 smile
sercher01
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Oooowww - just what I needed... only 11 to go biggrin

did u know that" loopylad"! is an anagram of ur name polo????? lol wink
yes

errrrrr! ok! so u knew that already redface :silly: bolt
Unknown User
I've negotiated a special bank holiday deal with a tour company especially for SH members biggrin
So lets all hope aboard me camper
I'm afraid it's on a come first basis so hurry....who's for it ? cool
Dunno what he meant though when he said 'I saw you coming' dunno
Unknown User
Can I sit behind you in the van :rascal:
Sarah
Sex God
Ok who opened up early in here??
Wine please xx
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
Can I sit behind you in the van :rascal:

Of course you can... biggrin If you can find floor space confused
No seats in the van only floor space :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
Can I sit behind you in the van :rascal:

Of course you can... biggrin If you can find floor space confused
No seats in the van only floor space :shock:
I hope you won't be driving with that t-shirt over your head :shock:
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Ok who opened up early in here??
Wine please xx

I've got plenty of the stuff here........to compinsate for the fact that I'm working ALL weekend whilst everyone else is out having fun sad but I'll let you share it with me Sarah lol
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
Can I sit behind you in the van :rascal:

You'll be behind him alright.....................pushing the van ! rotflmao
Unknown User
I've just opened a nice bottle of white - anyone else care for a tipple? drinkies
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
I've negotiated a special bank holiday deal with a tour company especially for SH members biggrin
So lets all hope aboard me camper
And get to our swish accommodation cool

I was told there is a beach nearby and a top restaurant....

I'm afraid it's on a come first basis so hurry....who's for it ? 8-)
Dunno what he meant though when he said 'I saw you coming' dunno

now thats what I like, a geezer wiv style, can we all wear hoodies and loadsa bling too rotflmao
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I sit behind you in the van :rascal:

You'll be behind him alright.....................pushing the van ! rotflmao
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
:shock: wait a minute, that means we'd all have to push smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: bad bad Sassy
:twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss_Me
I've just opened a nice bottle of white - anyone else care for a tipple? drinkies

I'll have a quick tipple before I shoot off biggrin
1 cool
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
I've just opened a nice bottle of white - anyone else care for a tipple? drinkies

I'll have a quick tipple before I shoot off biggrin
1 cool
Here ya go, a lovely glass of chilled white! Be careful not to drop the glass when you shoot off, it's crystal!
8-)
Unknown User
ooooh Bank Holidy and a nice looong weekend.
I may crack open a bottle myself wink
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I sit behind you in the van :rascal:

You'll be behind him alright.....................pushing the van ! rotflmao[/quote
Oh! Oh! forgot to mention cool The van has been converted to run on alcohol, so completely stocked up with fuel biggrin
So you lot can sit in the van safe in the knowledge we'll never run out of fuel 8-)