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Ok wherei s breakfast, bacon rolls and orange juice please lol
Oh and before I forget a naked waiter as well please :P
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Oh and is this a private massage or can anyone join in?

That depends if you have easter eggs for us :giggle:
Sorry, no eggs....... sad
Will this do instead?

:rascal: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by easy

Oh and is this a private massage or can anyone join in?

That depends if you have easter eggs for us :giggle:
Sorry, no eggs....... sad
Will this do instead?

:rascal: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
even better :twisted:
Bacon and eggs and an OJ for the impatient lady in the corner coming up. Sorry about the naked waiter hunni, think all the blokies are having a lie in rolleyes
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Bacon and eggs and an OJ for the impatient lady in the corner coming up. Sorry about the naked waiter hunni, think all the blokies are having a lie in rolleyes

WHADAYA MEAN SORRY FOR THE NAKED WAITER?????????
*disgruntled easy puts clothes back on and stomps out of the GFZ muttering*
This is no bloody way to keep good staff... :P evil :evil: :evil: :evil:
Quote by easy

Bacon and eggs and an OJ for the impatient lady in the corner coming up. Sorry about the naked waiter hunni, think all the blokies are having a lie in rolleyes

WHADAYA MEAN SORRY FOR THE NAKED WAITER?????????
*disgruntled easy puts clothes back on and stomps out of the GFZ muttering*
This is no bloody way to keep good staff... :P evil :evil: :evil: :evil:
sorry hun but aprons do NOT count as naked so GET IT OFF !!!!! smackbottom
morning all
trying to wake up here.....
any coffee going? smile
oh and mushrooms with brekkie please :)
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Right - I appear to have some time to kill whilst the hose-pipe does it's stuff....
what is there in here to keep me amused for a while?

sorry wasnt here last night polo lady but was the hose pipe for collonic irrigation ???????????????????????????????????????????????// :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: lol :lol: :lol:
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Right - I appear to have some time to kill whilst the hose-pipe does it's stuff....
what is there in here to keep me amused for a while?

sorry wasnt here last night polo lady but was the hose pipe for collonic irrigation ???????????????????????????????????????????????// :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: lol :lol: :lol:
Somehow that glass of Bailey's doesn't look so inviting :shock:
evenin all wave
have we all had a good day?
we've been reallyy naughty and spent most of the day in bed redface
can i have a coffee, strong no milk and a hot cross bun please lol
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and a hot cross bun please lol

I KNEW there was something I forgot in Tesco ffs ! :doh: Ah well, one coffee coming up hunni coffee
Right, drinkies time !
Now where's that naked barman??? Very large Baileys on the rocks and a pork pie please, my good man. drinkies
I'd like a Harvey Wallbanger and a Cheese Toastie please kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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I'd like a Harvey Wallbanger and a Cheese Toastie please kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

barman's gone AWOL again ffs ! rolleyes
Now I can't do a wallbanger but do a very good screaming orgasm :rascal:
oh and my toasties aren't bad either :giggle:
I'll have a screaming orgasm and a cheese toastie then please kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Right, there's your toastie and see you round the back for the screamer in 5 mins :twisted:
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Right, there's your toastie and see you round the back for the screamer in 5 mins :twisted:

5 mins OK :rascal: Thanx for the supper kiss
drinkies
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Looks like it's just me and you tonight babe, everyone must be at the Social. rolleyes Now what can we do to keep us busy? dunno
play with each other i will watch and might join in biggrin
Good idea twos
Monopoly Sam?
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Good idea twos
Monopoly Sam?

Can we do Backgammon instead ? kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
strip poker??? biggrin
on second thoughts..maybe not...
sam cheats at cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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strip poker??? biggrin

Sex sex sex ! That's all you think about ! smackbottom
not all.............
but this site kind of sets our minds to it...........
and the boots r back!!!!!!!
Aye the boots are back by popular demand ( ie Dlep nagging rolleyes )
Am off to bed. Have a good day tomorrow guys and gals kiss
Right, bored now. off to Caron and Petes room in the chat zone, anyone who wants hand holding feel fee wave
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The kids left just before lunch, I spent the afternoon chatting and just spent 2 hours in bed with Ian.
I'm knackered :twisted:
Anyone got a smirnoff ice please dunno
*wanders off muttering about several pms to do in a while for the Burton social rolleyes

Think we will try that today.
J n B
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welcome to the insomniacs club lol
shall we resurrect the GFZ shoddy? cant get into the rooms tonite and we're bored lol

I'll dust off for the chat room bods to stagger in and have a swift jd whilst I'm here biggrin :cheers:
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welcome to the insomniacs club lol
shall we resurrect the GFZ shoddy? cant get into the rooms tonight and we're bored lol

I'll dust off for the chat room bods to stagger in and have a swift jd whilst I'm here biggrin :cheers:
you watch this place fill up in a few minutes .............. get the glasses washed, I'll throw the hoover around, oh can you put your nuts on the bar in case anyone is hungry? you know what sassy and NWC are like rolleyes
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :doh: There must be some kind of favouritism going on here, Mrs pete just logged into the chatroom, got straight in and is now chatting? wtf???
oh well more vodka please shoddy :cheers:
:lol:
whats the rules with this...can I lock this pile of shite yet cos it is monday
....where's me rule book about opening hours on a bank holiday.......mutter, mutter, mumble... mumble..
right sorted ,the place has to close unless its selling compost or charcoal ,thank fuck...now where's my keys, I've so wanted to bin this poxy thread over the years!
Charcoal get ya charcoal here guvnor a free bag of peat (if he's not busy) with every purchase :smug: