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I'll cook, let me find a tacky plastic apron though else I'll end up frying my own sausage!
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Sex God
Dino , put your ass away NOW ! ! ,,,,its no way as good as mrfc`s and you know it, so put it back in yer pants 
Sex God
Oh this isnoooooogood 
I'm getting dizzy looking at you Dino and MrFC... :crazy: :crazy:
I'm getting dizzy looking at you Dino and MrFC... :crazy: :crazy: Sex God
Good evening MrFC, A nice cold drink sounds good and some loud music.
I hope the girlies cleared up after this mornings fry-up. (Or at least got Dewi to do it !)
Settles into the Jacuzzi for a nice soak and waits for the serving girls to come in! :twisted:
I hope the girlies cleared up after this mornings fry-up. (Or at least got Dewi to do it !)
Settles into the Jacuzzi for a nice soak and waits for the serving girls to come in! :twisted:
Quote by rogerthedragon
Good evening MrFC, A nice cold drink sounds good and some loud music.
I hope the girlies cleared up after this mornings fry-up. (Or at least got Dewi to do it !)
Settles into the Jacuzzi for a nice soak and waits for the serving girls to come in! :twisted:
pffft, I was passed out on the bed when fry ups were being cooked. Only just woke up by the sound of beer cans opening. Still need to get changed out of this Tutu though
Sex God
Hi there dewi, have a cold one then (Throws Dewi a cold beer)
I should keep the tutu on, there are bound to be some ladies here soon and you know what they're like for a man in a skirt!
I should keep the tutu on, there are bound to be some ladies here soon and you know what they're like for a man in a skirt!
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Dino there is no way!!! you are going to get those womens knickers over your hips!
I've been away and come back to find the LOVELIEST avatar on the entire site!! MrFC - my, my... you do look fantastic. You can cook my breakfast, lunch and tea whenever you want!
:happy: :happy: :inlove:
Now who asked for a 'full English' - surely that's derogatory - what about a full Scottish?? Are we not allowed to eat breakfast? Potato scones, Bacon, egg, square sausage (Lorne) and some fried bread too. Let's have equal opportunities please!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Now who asked for a 'full English' - surely that's derogatory - what about a full Scottish?? Are we not allowed to eat breakfast? Potato scones, Bacon, egg, square sausage (Lorne) and some fried bread too. Let's have equal opportunities please!
Oooh, I'll have the full Scottish please. Then I'd like potato scones, Bacon, egg, square sausage (Lorne) and some fried bread too please.
Quote by Jags
Dino there is no way!!! you are going to get those womens knickers over your hips!
I've been away and come back to find the LOVELIEST avatar on the entire site!! MrFC - my, my... you do look fantastic. You can cook my breakfast, lunch and tea whenever you want!
:happy: :happy: :inlove:
Now who asked for a 'full English' - surely that's derogatory - what about a full Scottish?? Are we not allowed to eat breakfast? Potato scones, Bacon, egg, square sausage (Lorne) and some fried bread too. Let's have equal opportunities please!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll have the full American please..... Sausages, waffles, pancakes, hash browns, milkshake, eggs benedict, smoked bacon, tomatoes, baked beans, toast, maple syrup etc
And fresh coffee from Starbucks ta
Quote by westerross
Oooh, I'll have the full Scottish please. Then I'd like potato scones, Bacon, egg, square sausage (Lorne) and some fried bread too please.
OK - Tune - you're in the apron tomorrow morning then. I'll be needing that full Scottish by m. and leaving the house by m. If you add some mushrooms in then my heart is yours (for the day).
:P :P x xx
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Oooh, I'll have the full Scottish please. Then I'd like potato scones, Bacon, egg, square sausage (Lorne) and some fried bread too please.
OK - Tune - you're in the apron tomorrow morning then. I'll be needing that full Scottish by m. and leaving the house by m. If you add some mushrooms in then my heart is yours (for the day).
:P :P x xx
Here - where did this apron come from? I thought I was in fer a full Scottish then. Sorry I'll be heading for me plane tomorrow am.
Quote by westerross
Here - where did this apron come from? I thought I was in fer a full Scottish then. Sorry I'll be heading for me plane tomorrow am.
OK.. It'll keep for a welcome home feast then instead!
Remember this is the GFZ so us girlies aren't really allowed in here, never mind near the cooker.
:lol: Have a good trip sweatheart. And come back safe.
x xx
PS crispy bacon and crispsy mushrooms please.
:lol:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Here - where did this apron come from? I thought I was in fer a full Scottish then. Sorry I'll be heading for me plane tomorrow am.
OK.. It'll keep for a welcome home feast then instead!
Remember this is the GFZ so us girlies aren't really allowed in here, never mind near the cooker.
:lol: Have a good trip sweatheart. And come back safe.
x xx
PS crispy bacon and crispsy mushrooms please.
:lol:
I'm very good at crispy!
Sex God
Right I'm here now ,I'm not sober haveing had a wonderful day with a wonderful person,
So what is happening tonight
So what is happening tonight
Sex God
Good evening Sarah, very quiet day in here but the night is still young!
I'm glad you've had a wonderful day! Had a nice afternoon myself, caught up with an old school friend I haven't seen in nearly 15 years.
I think a drink and a nice soak is the order of the day! :cheers:
I'm glad you've had a wonderful day!
Had a nice afternoon myself, caught up with an old school friend I haven't seen in nearly 15 years. I think a drink and a nice soak is the order of the day! :cheers:
Sex God
polo nope
sorry i havent
MikeC
sorry i havent
MikeC
Went for a nice pub meal by the canal
We decided to walk to the pub after being told it would take about an hour
So a nice stroll along the canal.......an hour later...tum te tum :cry: no pub :shock:
Quicken the pace table booked for 1 and it is now :shock: sun is shining and sweat is pouring :cry:
The flamin blisters are starting to hurt and then......an oasis .....THE PUB!
:bounce: :bounce: :lol: Table still saved pint in one hand menu in the other
Then the walk back :shock: :shock: :shock:
2 hours and twenty minutes later......
Anyway I'm feeling rather peckish :shock: anyone got any scraps...oh oh and a pint
We decided to walk to the pub after being told it would take about an hour
So a nice stroll along the canal.......an hour later...tum te tum :cry: no pub :shock:
Quicken the pace table booked for 1 and it is now :shock: sun is shining and sweat is pouring :cry:
The flamin blisters are starting to hurt and then......an oasis .....THE PUB!
:bounce: :bounce: :lol: Table still saved pint in one hand menu in the other
Then the walk back :shock: :shock: :shock:
2 hours and twenty minutes later......
Anyway I'm feeling rather peckish :shock: anyone got any scraps...oh oh and a pint
Quote by MrFC
Went for a nice pub meal by the canal
We decided to walk to the pub after being told it would take about an hour
So a nice stroll along the canal.......an hour later...tum te tum :cry: no pub :shock:
Qicken the pace table booked for one and it is now :shock: sun is shining and sweat is pouring :cry:
The flamin blisters are stating to hurt and then......an oasis .....THE PUB!
:bounce: :bounce: :lol: Table still saved pint in one hand menu in the other
Then the walk back :shock: :shock: :shock:
2 hours and twenty minutes later......
Anyway I'm feeling rather peckish :shock: anyone got any scraps...oh oh and a pint
hi, what cannal? what pub? if its the one we live next to, we'll c u there tomorrow :twisted:
