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Sarge ! Stop peeking !
Trying to get your badge for military intelligence, are we ?
{sigh}
You know what happened last time you got over-excited, don't you ? If you've forgotten then look over in the corner where it's mounting the pizza......
{there rerally is no other corner of the web you could say that and not only do people NOT think you've gone mad but they can picture the scene as well !)
Trying to get your badge for military intelligence, are we ?
{sigh}
You know what happened last time you got over-excited, don't you ? If you've forgotten then look over in the corner where it's mounting the pizza......
{there rerally is no other corner of the web you could say that and not only do people NOT think you've gone mad but they can picture the scene as well !)
Carpy!!!
Quote by BlueEyes
My only regret is that I can'y brag about the magnificent English victory at Murray feld today. Sorry,Jags, you were outclased. QED.
Swing Low, Sweet chariot........
*turns green*
You obviously don't know about my incredible hulk alter ego do you, arti???
:taz:
Obviously, a punishment is in order.... :giggle:
A Punishment
:lol: Oh, gimme, gimme! I'm sure you are not remotely like a hulk of any description Blue Eyes.(if you were, they'd have brought you on the pitch: they tried just about everyone else ). Anyway, all friends here, no need to let a little thing like being thrashed-again- come between us...To be fair, Scotland did very well, and were superior in one very important area:the singing. 'Flower of Scotland' and all those pipes.I take my hat off to you, really set the game up well.
So where is everyone this morning? Think I'll sit down and watch 'Countryfile'.
What's this? Piece of paper...looks like Carpathian's writing....mmm... 'Agadoo', ...'Birdie Song',... 'Long Haired Lover from Liverpool'.....'Noone Quite like Grandma'.....'Two little Boys ...(D' ya know what it is yet?)...Nope, haven't a clue what this is all about..tosses paper into bin and settles down
Staggers in from late night out
Phew, it stinks in here... Wilma's pink punch parade mixes well with the carroty concoction of last weekend.
Am out flat - worn out, beaten, wiped out and knackered - all in the best possible taste of course. I think a nice hot cup of tea is in order...put the kettle on please someone?? Builder's tea, milk no sugar...
Wanders around GFZ looking for someone to slap - where is that scoundrel Will???
Phew, it stinks in here... Wilma's pink punch parade mixes well with the carroty concoction of last weekend.
Am out flat - worn out, beaten, wiped out and knackered - all in the best possible taste of course. I think a nice hot cup of tea is in order...put the kettle on please someone?? Builder's tea, milk no sugar...
Wanders around GFZ looking for someone to slap - where is that scoundrel Will???
Sex God
Well, well! Evening all! I am feeling a tad tired myself for some reason.
I notice that Fred has pointed the finger at Kat and me over the chocolate condom in Heather's purse!! :shock:
Well, it certainly wasn't me so I can only assume that it must have been Kat. It would explain why he kept chuckling to himself all weekend. Or was that something else?
Jags, sweetie - I think I'll join you in that cup of tea. Milk and no sugar you said I think. You sit there and put your feet up while I get it for you!
Well, you have to be nice to Jags. She bites you know!! :eeek:
I notice that Fred has pointed the finger at Kat and me over the chocolate condom in Heather's purse!! :shock:
Well, it certainly wasn't me so I can only assume that it must have been Kat. It would explain why he kept chuckling to himself all weekend. Or was that something else?
Jags, sweetie - I think I'll join you in that cup of tea. Milk and no sugar you said I think. You sit there and put your feet up while I get it for you!
Well, you have to be nice to Jags. She bites you know!! :eeek:
Quote by Fred:shock: Well, I guess as the last one to protest my innocence, I must be guilty as charged! :cry: Sorry H, bend me over and swipe me with nettles!
If they are innocent of course they will respond immediately and deny what I have said and try and extract themselves from the sticky stuff!.. If you don't hear from them by 6PM then I would only be able to draw one conclusion from it...........
Quote by JagsJags, 7:30 on a sunday morning is not breatkfast, it is a late supper! I didn't even know Sunday HAD a 7:30
Missed you at breakfast.
You can take my crutches....but you'll never take my FREEDOM!!!:shock: my tired old eyes were playing tricks on me there,
lhk
Kat
Well, I guess as the last one to protest my innocence, I must be guilty as charged! :cry: Sorry H, bend me over and swipe me with nettles!
NOW you ask me... you could have tried that line last night with more effect. :cry:
Jags, 7:30 on a sunday morning is not breatkfast, it is a late supper! I didn't even know Sunday HAD a 7:30
Best time of a Sunday - remember, I got more sleep than you :cry:
You can take my crutches....but you'll never take my FREEDOM!!!:shock: my tired old eyes were playing tricks on me there,
You obviously haven't seen the LUDICROUS statue of William Wallace at Stirling Monument... it's of Mel Gibson, I kid you not. Now that had me thinking that my eyes were playing tricks.
Oh, an early night for me I think. Snow up to my ankles and snowdrops all battered.
x xx
See!
I told you it was one of them buggers Heather.............
Hmmmmmmm - nettles huh? reckon that could be a new forfeit! :lol:
Will - Black Tea - one sugar please mate - plus two matchsticks! - put a drop of cold water in - not stopping long......
I also will add for the record that not only does Jags bite - but she does get bitten herself - and she does not like it one little bit!
Did you know - according to Wilma - Pinkstuff tastes and looks the same coming back as it did going down............. euuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwww! I will post the recipie if anyone fancies some punishment - either that or I will get someone else to do it! :roll:
Isn't it odd when you take away Wills bottled bravado (Penfolds!) he folds like a deck of cards! :shock:
Fred
I told you it was one of them buggers Heather.............
Hmmmmmmm - nettles huh? reckon that could be a new forfeit!
:lol: Will - Black Tea - one sugar please mate - plus two matchsticks! - put a drop of cold water in - not stopping long......
I also will add for the record that not only does Jags bite - but she does get bitten herself - and she does not like it one little bit!
Did you know - according to Wilma - Pinkstuff tastes and looks the same coming back as it did going down............. euuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwww! I will post the recipie if anyone fancies some punishment - either that or I will get someone else to do it! :roll:
Isn't it odd when you take away Wills bottled bravado (Penfolds!) he folds like a deck of cards! :shock:
Fred
Sex God
There must be something wrong with you, Wilma. My response to the pink stuff was :cheers: and my response to the cream was a very definite 
hwoar:
hwoar: Well it sounds like you lot had a lot of fun !!
Shuffles off for a sulk cos everyone seems to have had a good weekend and I've been working. Kicks the Pizza which is asleep under the table, misses and stubs toe on the table leg. Pretends it didn't hurt, hopes nobody noticed but can't wait to get outside to scream and hop about like a man possesed.
Shuffles off for a sulk cos everyone seems to have had a good weekend and I've been working. Kicks the Pizza which is asleep under the table, misses and stubs toe on the table leg. Pretends it didn't hurt, hopes nobody noticed but can't wait to get outside to scream and hop about like a man possesed.
