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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! rolleyes
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

Moving on somewhat from the slightly frothy and ever so frilly Pimms weekend I'm going to be drinking mostly Black Russians from now until Sunday night!
:happy: :happy: :thrilled: :bounce: :bounce:
Make mine a double please Jags!
I will have a pint of please Jags lol
Nobody else in here yet?
Shaz x
Quote by Kiss_Me
Make mine a double please Jags!

hehe might of known Kiss_Me would be in here already, bet you climbed through Jags office window before she even opened the place lol
Hope you have saved some alcohol for everyone else, there is no way I'm drinking tea here lol
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Make mine a double please Jags!

hehe might of known Kiss_Me would be in here already, bet you climbed through Jags office window before she even opened the place lol
Hope you have saved some alcohol for everyone else, there is no way I'm drinking tea here lol
Shaz x
I have three bottles of Absolut - two of Tia Maria and one of Coca-cola... am moving onto just plain Russian soon redface
Now, this weekend has to be productive and not just spend lounging around the place, peeing in the jacuzzi (harkening back to olden days!) and generally being untidy. I need some tasks done. Each sucessfully completed task rewards the doer with another Jags Snog and a variation on the Russian theme.
I need some task setters please? wink
Your starter for 10

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You got 9 out of 20 correct
You are in the 61st percentile.
The Music Quiz Answer Distribution.
You are in the 61st percentile.
You got 9 out of 20 correct
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10
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You got 9 out of 20 correct
Your Score
The average score is 9 out of 20 correct.
* 49% of people got a lower score than you.
* 12% of people got the same score as you.
* 39% of people got a higher score than you.
* 3768 people have taken this test.
You managed to reach some of the high notes, but too many of them fell flat.

:twisted: :twisted:
GFZ time already! It's been a quick week!
confused I was crap at that - 9/20.
I don't like Black Russians anyway lol
Quote by Freckledbird
confused I was crap at that - 9/20.
I don't like Black Russians anyway lol

Well you can have a Naked Russian then - either vodka or Tia Maria. OR there's always good old tap water!!
:evil2:
Quote by Noel
GFZ time already! It's been a quick week!

Can you bring the ice please? Forgot about that in my haste.
cool
...and I was going to try and have an alcohol-free evening too! Oh well, make mine a large G&T - easy on the T.
So Jags, what can I do to earn more Jags snogs? :twisted:
Will
Quote by willxx69
...and I was going to try and have an alcohol-free evening too! Oh well, make mine a large G&T - easy on the T.
So Jags, what can I do to earn more Jags snogs? :twisted:
Will

My sweet sweet Will - :smitten: :smitten:
You only get a Jags Snog for drinking a Black Russian or a Naked Russian - G&Ts don't count this weekend. It's a Green weekend!
passionkiss passionkiss
Bugga, if I can't get a Jags snog can I have a Will snog? Pretty please?
Orange juice for me please, or I'll fall asleep - there's no telling what people will do to you when you're asleep in here! lol
My son just made me a lovely cup of tea biggrin
I know, it's not relevant, but it was nice of him, don't you think?
You got 13 out of 20 correct
You are in the 94th percentile.
:smug:
I'll have a black coffee please, have to drive to West Wales later :happy:
8/20 :cry: like I care, off to do better things with my time such as this 1/4s VAT returns
lol
I'll try one please thank ya. smile
Quote by goose35
I'll try one please thank ya. smile

Need your score first Goose! Task then Reward.
lol
Quote by Sarah
8/20 :cry: like I care, off to do better things with my time such as this 1/4s VAT returns
lol

:happy: :happy: :happy:
kiss Just a hint of sour grapes there Sarah?
lol
Well i did have a go but it said i had to sign up :shock:
I'm sure i would of got 20 out of 20 though :giggle:
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Well i did have a go but it said i had to sign up :shock:
I'm sure i would of got 20 out of 20 though :giggle:
Shaz x

No, you don't HAVE to sign up - you missed the 'no thanks' option! :doh: :doh: Go back and do it again.
rolleyes
Quote by Jags
I'll try one please thank ya. smile

Need your score first Goose! Task then Reward.
lol
Ah ok i'll do it later things to do.
Quote by Jags
Well i did have a go but it said i had to sign up :shock:
I'm sure i would of got 20 out of 20 though :giggle:
Shaz x

No, you don't HAVE to sign up - you missed the 'no thanks' option! :doh: :doh: Go back and do it again.
rolleyes
omg! i did click that but took me straight back to the start of the quiz ... hmmmm wonder if its because i am using Opera confused
Will try again in internet explorer biggrin
Shaz x
Quote by Jags
confused I was crap at that - 9/20.
I don't like Black Russians anyway lol

Well you can have a Naked Russian then - either vodka or Tia Maria. OR there's always good old tap water!!
:evil2:
redface
I'm confused :confused:
I've been getting emails all week, telling me about Russians that want to meet me.
Some of them were blonde.
Some were redheads.
But none of them were black.
Or nekkid.
What am I doing wrong dunno :confused: dunno
redface
I got this biggrin
The average score is 9 out of 20 correct.
17% of people got a lower score than you.
9% of people got the same score as you.
74% of people got a higher score than you.
3768 people have taken this test.
Oh dear, you should be holding your head in your hands because you certainly can't hold a tune!
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Well i did have a go but it said i had to sign up :shock:
I'm sure i would of got 20 out of 20 though :giggle:
Shaz x

No, you don't HAVE to sign up - you missed the 'no thanks' option! :doh: :doh: Go back and do it again.
rolleyes
omg! i did click that but took me straight back to the start of the quiz ... hmmmm wonder if its because i am using Opera confused
Will try again in internet explorer biggrin
Shaz x
I'm in Mozilla.... cool
Quote by Jags
8/20 :cry: like I care, off to do better things with my time such as this 1/4s VAT returns
lol

:happy: :happy: :happy:
kiss Just a hint of sour grapes there Sarah?
lol
Never was any good at music quizes, nor that 'guess the film title' thread thingy.
Any way I think I got question 6 right :twisted:
And they want a £1 if you want the correct answers. (sod that)
Off to have another go and cheat this time!!
:twisted:
You got 10 out of 20 correct
You are in the 72nd percentile.
The Music Quiz Answer Distribution.
Your Score
The average score is 9 out of 20 correct.
61% of people got a lower score than you.
11% of people got the same score as you.
28% of people got a higher score than you.
3768 people have taken this test.
Should I :cry: or biggrin
Actualy i'll leave it for now. Had enough questions to last a lifetime this week. I'll get a can from the fridge instead lol
9/20 here :shock:
I lurve Black Russians .... :twisted:
Would love to strip off and play but I'm catching the train to Manchester soon :twisted:
Cx
Quote by Jags
...and I was going to try and have an alcohol-free evening too! Oh well, make mine a large G&T - easy on the T.
So Jags, what can I do to earn more Jags snogs? :twisted:
Will

My sweet sweet Will - :smitten: :smitten:
You only get a Jags Snog for drinking a Black Russian or a Naked Russian - G&Ts don't count this weekend. It's a Green weekend!
passionkiss passionkissIn that case you had better pass me a Black Russian AND a Naked Russian :twisted:
FB - of course you can have a Will snog wink passionkiss
Will