GFZ - Girl Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

2 Jul 2004

Quote by MrsFC
I'll have you know that I have a small bottle of something good in my little bag for my feet and it works wonders................

I tend to keep a small bottle of something in my bag, does wonders too but not for my feet ;)
drinkies

Calista x

2 Jul 2004

:shock: :shock: let me put my glasses back on !!!

2 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
I tend to keep a small bottle of something in my bag, does wonders too but not for my feet ;)

Calista x

Welcome Calista - although there seems to be more girls than boys here tonight - still who's complaining!
Seems to be an outbreak of puerilism outside so I think I'll swish into the jacuzzi and chill out with a Hobgobblin' (keep spelling that wrong !!)
Who's got the oil?

2 Jul 2004

Quote by westerross
Seems to be an outbreak of puerilism outside so I think I'll swish into the jacuzzi and chill out with a Hobgobblin' (keep spelling that wrong !!)
Who's got the oil?

Thanks westerross .... still with all us girlies the hobgobblin' should be fun ;)
Calista :spit:

2 Jul 2004

Mrfc wonders into the GFZ after a long run...all hot and sweaty
Hi all well Calista a massage would be wonderful right now biggrin

Would you prefer me to shower first. :shock: redface

yes perhaps I will shower first, a nice glass of something cool would be appreciated for my exit from the shower :D

2 Jul 2004

Magik walks around the GFZ with his shlong swinging in the breeze from the side to side as he looks around... thinking.. erm... "should I really be naked in here" I can see people sat all around.... Mc donnalds music playing in the background ..".its really sureal in here" but its drawing me in.. thinking "mm..i like this place"...
I see some doors open at the other end of the hall!.. some noises coming from the doors.... Magik walks further towards the door .. Magik enters and thinks to himself... :shock: "yeah this is my sort of room" and Jumps on the bed..hmmmm
Magik begins his friday night journey :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Magik

2 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
Thanks westerross .... still with all us girlies the hobgobblin' should be fun ;)
Calista :spit:

Me I'm all for a bit of Hobbing - what are you girls up for... P'raps after Mr FC comes out of the shower - who's that in there with him?......

2 Jul 2004

Quote by the_magik_s

Magik walks around the GFZ with his shlong swinging in the breeze from the side to side as he looks around... thinking.. erm... "should I really be naked in here" I can see people sat all around.... Mc donnalds music playing in the background

For a minute I though you had wandered into McDonalds nekkid!!!!!!!!! They certainly don't serve sausage round my way ;)
Calista x

2 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
For a minute I though you had wandered into McDonalds nekkid!!!!!!!!! They certainly don't serve sausage round my way ;)
Calista x

Or Smoked Schlong!

2 Jul 2004

Quote by westerross
Or Smoked Schlong!

Well precisely ...... am intrigued as to how you smoked it though!
MrFC when you're showered and fresh I'll be happy to rub my hands over your well oiled body ..... if you're lucky the massage might happen too ;)
Calista :evil2:

2 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista

Or Smoked Schlong!

Well precisely ...... am intrigued as to how you smoked it though!
MrFC when you're showered and fresh I'll be happy to rub my hands over your well oiled body ..... if you're lucky the massage might happen too ;)
Calista :evil2:
Ah well I've just got back from Amsterdam - they smoke anything over there.
Ahem - I thought I was diverting attention away from Mr FC by implying someone else was in there with him. Me first!!! You can leave me smoked schlong out of it (for the time being!)

2 Jul 2004

OK Calista rea....dy.... Tune what you doin there I thought I was getting the massage confused

:( Oh well don't mind if I finish your Hobgobblin do ya.. wink

2 Jul 2004

My first threesome and it's wasted on a massage confused

there were loads of ladies in here earlier ... where they all gone???
Calista x

2 Jul 2004

Okay I'm here with my hands oiled who's first ???
A glass of wine please !!!!!!!!!!! oooops I might need a helping hand here redface

3 Jul 2004

*easy strolls into the GFZ and looks around*
Bloody state of this place evil

Empty bottles of Hobbgblin everywhere (empty for christs sake :evil: :evil: Other people drink it as well you know rolleyes

), Tins of foot deoderant, empty bottles of wine, massage oil and what the hells happened to the bed area and shower????
*walks over to bar and checks stock*
AND WHO'S THROWN UP IN THE ICE BUCKET AGAIN?????
*starts cleaning up muttering about people not leaving the place in this state when a certain lady mods about*
<<knock on door>>
Hello.......
Delivery mate. Just sign here......
WHAT???? 45 cases of pink champagne and 3 bottles of Hobbgoblin.?????
Who's been messing with the booze order again?
*storms off to Asda to buy some real beers. Slams door closed behind himself*

3 Jul 2004

MrFC strolls into the GFZ...Excellent completely empty, Ahh!!! I see my drinks order has arrived. Picks up the 3 bottles of Hobgobblin and stashes them for later....looks at the 45 cases of pink champagne and sniggers......the Pink champagne bottles are really filled with Hobgobblin
I think these cases will be safe here for now, Knows no man's man would be seen dead drinking pink champagne
Wanders out of room looking forward to a decent ale later

3 Jul 2004

Jas wanders in.............Helloooooo..............hmm nobody here.
Ooo pink champagne lovely..................this doesn't look pink to me...................YUK :crazy: tastes bloody horrible as well. Pours bottle down the sink.
Starts opening and smelling bottles mad

:x :x :x They're all bad, what a waste.
I best pour them away so noone drinks them by mistake and makes theirselves ill :angel:
I ring a new order through for us all and pop out to get a few bottles whilst I'm waiting.
Jas
XXX

3 Jul 2004

MrFc wanders back into GFZ whistling happy tunes
Somebody's drank all me Ale...I've only been gone Half an hour

3 Jul 2004

Jas strolls in happily with three bottles of red wine, a bottle of gin and a carton of grapefruit.
Oh hello Mr FC passionkiss

...........................whats up, are you alright?
Do you want a drink? You'll never guess what had happened to the pink champagne. I had to throw it all out and order some more.
Are you sure you don't want a pink gin?
Looks on in utter bewilderment as Mr FC begins tearing his clothes and spluttering to speak.
do you need a Doctor............Mrs FC Mrs FC Anyone
I think Mr FC needs some help not quite sure what the matter is!
Jas
XXX

3 Jul 2004

Hhmmm this place stinks,what has been going on???
Any good hangover cures anyone??????
Clare(in dark glasses)
wink

3 Jul 2004

looks at Jas whilst hyperventilating hopes jas has her organ donor card up to date

3 Jul 2004

Jas backing rapidly away
Mr FC you have a very peculiar look in your eye
Mr FC Whats the matter
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not the rubber gloves :shock:
Jas
XXX

3 Jul 2004

MrFC very carefully prices the 3 bottles of wine out of jas's vice like grip
Right these should help dull the pain lies back in comfy sofa dreaming of what could have been

3 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
MrFc wanders back into GFZ whistling happy tunes ....

Ahem - didn't you know there ain't no happy tune! I'm up for the most exasperated poster award in the Most Popular thread.
Now who's pinched Hobgobblin' (must start spelling that right!)

3 Jul 2004

MrFC would you like something to eat......................you need to soak up all that drink.
Shame on you for starting sooooooooo early in the day evil

Does a bacon sarnie sound good !!! Now anyone else while I'm here for a while. biggrin

3 Jul 2004

Mrs FC
I would love one, can I be cheeky and ask for the bread to be lightly toasted and served with some lighty fried mushrooms and Brown sauce?
a side salad would be great!!! smile

Thanks Mrs FC what a lovely offer

3 Jul 2004

Hi, all! you guys really are nuts!
- which probably means I should fit right in here! lol

If there's decent beer and nibbles going spare, do pass them round!
I'm not as brazen as Magick so I'll be keeping my beach shorts on for now...
G.

3 Jul 2004

Hi Gryphon waiting for the decent beer delivery to arrive
But you can share one of my stashed Hobgobblins if you wish biggrin

Looks cautiously around in the hope jas hasn't beaten me to it

3 Jul 2004

Thanks! What are your preferences for next time...?
Something tells me that "Black Sheep" would probably be appropriate for this place!!
wink

Give my regards to Mrs FC for her welcome in the Noobie thread!
Cheers, all! drinkies

G.

3 Jul 2004

Hello Gryphon biggrin

:D
Raison Ale is a nice tipple as well...............Oh what the hell.............I will get MrFC to bring back a selection for you lads...... :D