GFZ - Girl Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

2 Jul 2004

Sheepishly unlocks the GFZ doors and acts like it was done ages ago confused

It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Open to the general public and all.

2 Jul 2004

Am I first in?
Did I manage to beat easy?
Hiya Miss C - I picked up a nice couple of chilled bottles of wine and some nibbles to keep us going.
How's the temp in that jacuzzi?

2 Jul 2004

*sneaks in, get's in the jaccuzi and acts like he's been there since the place opened*
The temps fine.
C'mon jump in.

2 Jul 2004

Tip toes in nervously. Oh never been in here before - its nice isn't it.
I've brought some wine and some nice olives and stuff hope that's okay

2 Jul 2004

*cough-cough*
Wine??? Olives???
This place gets more like the BFZ every day. rolleyes

Sorry Celticq I don't drink wine or eat olives, but I know of at least a dozen women that will trample you to get to them on a Friday night.
You're more than welcome to slip into the tub with me though. wink

Swimming cozzy is optional.

2 Jul 2004

is there by any chance a dentist in the GFZ??????
emergency

2 Jul 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG Easy you made me jump then!
(hmmmmm - perhaps I shouldn't have stripped off completely now rolleyes

)
Celtiq - come and join us - and yes a nice white wine and soda would go down a treat just now,

2 Jul 2004

Have you got toothache, WBB? If so, tie a piece of string round the offending tooth and pull :shock: wink

2 Jul 2004

Jeez - he beat me into the jacuzzi. What've you got to do beat this man!!
Just got in from Amsterdam, where I've been working 18 hours a day (which means no I didn't have time for the subject of the next question - although we did have a waterborne working dinner, which sailed down the Ouistadt Vurbook (is that how you spell the Red Light District?)).
Anyway weekend wooohooo! Yes Celticq wine and olives will do fine - I'll have a large glass please.

2 Jul 2004

a dentist? you need apull WBB?
let me at the jacuzzi, my PM fngers are exhausted ( in a very pleasant fashion
Gil

2 Jul 2004

CQ...
wine olives?
no cheese no cossie? nice
Gilby

2 Jul 2004

no... my filling has come out!!! :cry:
on a piece of chewinggum rolleyes

how much can i get for a gold filling on ebay? lol

2 Jul 2004

You'll get extra if you leave the chewing gum attached.

2 Jul 2004

WBB
trust no one that says trust me i am a dentist... even the good ones are liars!!
Gilby

2 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
no... my filling has come out!!! :cry:
on a piece of chewinggum
how much can i get for a gold filling on ebay? lol

Well they're selling Glastonbury mud on there for over Â£400 :shock:

2 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
(hmmmmm - perhaps I shouldn't have stripped off completely now )
Celtiq - come and join us - and yes a nice white wine and soda would go down a treat just now

Aww don't say that Alex sad

:smitten:

hwoar:
Celticq Get your ass in this pool /eddieMurphy]
WBB I can reccomend one in Ashton-U-Lyne if that's any good?
TE Git :( I wish I could get paid to go to the dam. :(
Maybe we should organise a weekend Munch there. :idea:

2 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
is there by any chance a dentist in the GFZ??????
emergency

O.K......O.K.......Wait for it, you just knew some idiot would say it and tonight Matthew I am that idiot......
WBB I'm a dentist......here we go............'open wide and you will just feel a small prick'
:doh: there getting worse!

2 Jul 2004

Hello everybody !!!! biggrin

:D God I haven't been in here for ages................any room in the jaquzzi????
I've brought some oils as I need a nice massage, its no good being on my feet all day. sad

MrsFC kicks off her shoes and walks over to the jaquzzi with a glass and a bottle of wine.

2 Jul 2004

Hello everybody, is there room for me to squeeze in?
Oops redface

How rude of me, does anyone want a drink before I get in?
Jas
XXX

2 Jul 2004

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
gas meter....? Where's you box then missus???

2 Jul 2004

OVER 'ERE' MUSH !!!!!!!! lol

:lol:
Gas whats that dunno

candels and oils keep us going.
The water heater is playing up though RH can you fix it?????
Seen as you are on duty do you fancy a coke??
Jas I would love another...... biggrin

is Tim joining us all tonight. :D

2 Jul 2004

If the boiler wants fixing I think I will need a stoke....geddit????

2 Jul 2004

Hello Mrs FC passionkiss

Tim will be joining us shortly. He said get the bubbles going wink

I'm sure I don't know why? lol

:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

2 Jul 2004

Guess it all to do with the gas..bubbles? Hope NO ONE has had chilli concarne?

2 Jul 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Hello everybody !!!! :D God I haven't been in here for ages................any room in the jaquzzi????
I've brought some oils as I need a nice massage, its no good being on my feet all day.
MrsFC kicks off her shoes and walks over to the jaquzzi with a glass and a bottle of wine.

*easy gets out of the jaccuzi, goes and get a can of foot deoderant and sprays MrsFCs feet*
Been on your feet all day? We can tell. :P :P :P

2 Jul 2004

Quote by tim-jas
Hello Mrs FC
Tim will be joining us shortly. He said get the bubbles going I'm sure I don't know why? :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

Ohhhhh !!!! :lol:
RH now let me look..................nope nothing around yet. confused

do you fancy hanging around ???
There are books and a big flat screen tv if that takes your fancy untill I can find something that looks like a stoke for you. biggrin

2 Jul 2004

I'm on duty marm and I cannot possible stop to stroke anything just at present. I have to test my ubiflugle valve and debung my obsewatsit. Anyhow it is hot in here and i must retreat and take of my gasmask first..
Hey just noticed you rotten buggers NO ONE TOLD ME I STILL HAD IT ON...
strumph...!

2 Jul 2004

Room for a small one?
First time in here smile

promise I haven't had chilli for tea and I've just had a bath and so no smelly feet .....
Hair's still a tad wet though ;)
I'm an aromatherapist too ............. willing to massage anyone and erm .... might I regret this later? ....... anything
Calista :giggle:

2 Jul 2004

*easy gets out of the jaccuzi, goes and get a can of foot deoderant and sprays MrsFCs feet*
Been on your feet all day? We can tell. :P :P :P
ERE !!!!!!! Bloody cheek smackbottom

I'll have you know that I have a small bottle of something good in my little bag for my feet and it works wonders................
evil

:evil:
Any offers for a massage, my toots are fresh and clean as I washed them before I got over here. biggrin

2 Jul 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Any offers for a massage, my toots are fresh and clean as I washed them before I got over here.

If that's a spelling mistake I'll offer :giggle: