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Bugger, bugger, bugger mad :x :x
Over four hours on the Motorway tonight and I arrive to find that I have missed all the fun - and it involved Jags, Mrs FC AND Malt!!!
Oh well, no doubt Mr FC, the Laird et al put on a good show.
Probably just as well I missed it. I mean, Jags, you wouldn't REALLY want me to dance for you AGAIN would you? Have you recovered from the last time yet? I am not sure that I have :shock: :shock: :shock:
Will
PS I like this blue thing we have going on - I could get used to it
WILL! :inlove: :inlove:
Sorry to have missed you - again! Not that I'm sorry to have missed your dancing but you could have joined in with the sex thing and even the Malt thing too!
For now I am worn out. Next time??
No one here to make breakfast? Tch. Men still a-bed?

Wanders off to pour water on my cornflakes
I'm here for breakfast
and Jags if you are really good, I might send you a picture of your black rope tonight, so that you can see that it is in good condition
lol
I like the blue walls, sort of a splattered effect
Ah! Company at last.
Breakfast is a bit of a disaster I 'm afraid. Yesterday I made Kat's porage too thick and today I find that there is no bacon left. :cry: :cry: I'm heading north today so am resigned to stopping at a service station for food.
Black rope pics? Let's hope it's not doing some roaming around parties and munches getting up to all sorts of nonsense. It does look so good next to the pale skin of a quivering man.
lol :lol:
Do you not have a 24 hour supermarket near where you live?
I would have sent Kat out for supplies............. lol

Well what is in the GFZ fridge thagt we can turn into breakfast.................
Or did Freckledbird turn that blue as well?
rolleyes :lol: :lol:
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PS I like this blue thing we have going on - I could get used to it

STOP IT!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :?
Why's me writing gone all blue? I only touch the keys and it comes out all kinda bluey!
Just got back from North Wales, where I met some new friends!! wink
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Why's me writing gone all blue? I only touch the keys and it comes out all kinda bluey!
Just got back from North Wales, where I met some new friends!! wink

Sounds interesting tune, old chap. Hope you received a warm welcome in the Marches!
Will :cheers:
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What's up Sarge? Is the writing not blue enough for you? I would make it bluer if I could but I haven't found a way yet.
Or were you just dancing to try and impress Jags? Or Judy????? :shock:
Will
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I like the blue walls, sort of a splattered effect

Should have said, checks paint load in trusty rifle, primes some paint granades...
You might want to duck...

My work here is done cool
Quote by willxx69
Why's me writing gone all blue? I only touch the keys and it comes out all kinda bluey!
Just got back from North Wales, where I met some new friends!! wink

Sounds interesting tune, old chap. Hope you received a warm welcome in the Marches!
Will :cheers:

Ahem, you know I did! One mighty privileged Choon here I can tell you! And they say that Gemini are the heavenly twins!!
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Why's me writing gone all blue? I only touch the keys and it comes out all kinda bluey!
Just got back from North Wales, where I met some new friends!! wink

Sounds interesting tune, old chap. Hope you received a warm welcome in the Marches!
Will :cheers:

Ahem, you know I did! One mighty privileged Choon here I can tell you! And they say that Gemini are the heavenly twins!!
Hope you pass this way again. Right then! I suppose I had better go and do my duty (supermarket, lunch etc.) while Sappho sees to the tyrants, sorry, twins.
Typical, I manage to get in here at a sensible time and the place is almost deserted - apart from good old TE. Ah well, quality rather than quantity, I suppose! I think it's a little early for a glass of wine rolleyes Meanwhile, I'll replenish the stocks. A few bottles of Shiraz for those who like their wine spicy and with a kick and a couple of Merlot for those who like it a bit softer and velvety. There's plenty of beer in the fridge, not too mention the gin and tonic too. Plenty of ice and plenty of lemons and limes to slice too. Yep, that looks about right! :happy: :happy:
Catch you all later, I hope wave
Will
Who confesses himself to be a very happy Will this fine sunny morning and at peace with the world cool , for reasons that we won't go into! redface surprisedops: :twisted: 8-)
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Hope you pass this way again. Right then! I suppose I had better go and do my duty (supermarket, lunch etc.) while Sappho sees to the tyrants, sorry, twins.
Typical, I manage to get in here at a sensible time and the place is almost deserted - apart from good old TE. Ah well, quality rather than quantity, I suppose! I think it's a little early for a glass of wine rolleyes Meanwhile, I'll replenish the stocks. A few bottles of Shiraz for those who like their wine spicy and with a kick and a couple of Merlot for those who like it a bit softer and velvety. There's plenty of beer in the fridge, not too mention the gin and tonic too. Plenty of ice and plenty of lemons and limes to slice too. Yep, that looks about right! :happy: :happy:
Catch you all later, I hope wave
Will
Who confesses himself to be a very happy Will this fine sunny morning and at peace with the world cool , for reasons that we won't go into! redface surprisedops: :twisted: 8-)

I think you forgot the Pimms my friend - that lady'll never forgive you <<< slips a bottle in the fridge to save Will's bacon >>>.
A very happy Will then eh? I wonder why.......
Since the Notts munch the colour blue seems to keep cropping up!! confused i blame the smurfs !!!!
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Since the Notts munch the colour blue seems to keep cropping up!! confused i blame the smurfs !!!!

Judging by Dammie's Elephant photo - I think they must be his off-spring!!
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.. Meanwhile, I'll replenish the stocks. A few bottles of Shiraz for those who like their wine spicy and with a kick and a couple of Merlot for those who like it a bit softer and velvety. There's plenty of beer in the fridge, not too mention the gin and tonic too. Plenty of ice and plenty of lemons and limes to slice too. Yep, that looks about right! :happy: :happy:

Will
my good friend, I do believe you may have missed out a tipple or two...............
(Good to see you back and love to Sappho and the tribe xx)
Right - with a Leffe in me right hand (confusing innit!) and the Grenache Shiraz breathing gently in the corner - TE's up for a night in the GFZ.
Bring on the dancing girls and that lovely one with the massage oil.
Oh and somebody had better iron Dino's wench's outfit just in case!!
I hope that Easy hasn't been near the jacuzzi - he can cause an awful lot 'o trouble you know!
Laird, my dear old chap!!! :cheers:
You're right, of course. I should have made sure that there was plenty of Scotland's finest. Would a choice of Lagavullin and Laphroiag do you?
Thanks Tune, for reminding me about Sappho's recent preference for Pimms - she was always a red wine girl, and I introduced her to G&T too.
See you all a bit later!
Will
I DO like the blue writing. Must keep it up, I think
What's up Sarge? Is the writing not blue enough for you? I would make it bluer if I could but I haven't found a way yet.
Or were you just dancing to try and impress Jags? Or Judy????? :shock:
Will

I know how to use more blue ink - you just make everything BOLD or biggerlol
Right I am back - with a nice large G&T, having delivered a more lady-like (and somewhat weaker one) to Sappho. Now then, TE, did you mention dancing girls :twisted: :twisted:
Oh, and by the way.....

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Oh and somebody had better iron Dino's wench's outfit just in case!!
:shock: :shock:
Errrrm, shouldn't that be Horny Red's wench outfit? Unless I have got this completely wrong, I would rather see Horny Red as the serving wench than Dino. I mean, isn't Dino errrrrm, well, you know. Male? Or have I missed something dunno Damn, I am out of practice :doh:
Hi there Bev kiss
Good to see you wave What can I get you?
Will
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What's up Sarge? Is the writing not blue enough for you? I would make it bluer if I could but I haven't found a way yet.
Or were you just dancing to try and impress Jags? Or Judy????? :shock:
Will

I know how to use more blue ink - you just make everything BOLD or biggerlol
Bluddy show off!!
Ah well Dino's wenching outfit - he seemed to fit into it so well and the girlies loved it!! (Actually I half fancied him in it meself!!)
There seems to be way too much Black Ink sneaking in here! You have been warned that anything other than blue will be deleted! :shock:
I have painted my whole body blue from head to toe just so Jags cant delete me. lol
Not sure if that means I shouldn't go in the Jacuzzi? I may come out half smurf/half wrinkled prune. confused
At least I can risk the alchol tonight as no seems to be trying to get me to dance.
Will kiss I'll have a G & T too please - not had one for ages. Can I have mine stronger than Sappho's though please?