GFZ - Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

19 Aug 2005

Quote by wogerthedragon
Did someone mention malt !

The ladies are handing out the malt, the only problem is they expect lewd dancing in return! :shock:
Why else do you think I am sat in the Jacuzzi and drinking water?
Er....Exactly how much malt is being offered for these lewd dances ? redface

Woger :lol:

19 Aug 2005

Woger sorry I mean Roger
Stop drinking water and try some of this malt lol

19 Aug 2005

Stop Using my Blue ink!!
That's M.O.D. Property you know!!

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Malt where, dancing where, come on laird show us what you are made of

OK, but as long as the dancing is all horizontal Sarah wink

xx

19 Aug 2005

Nope
:evil2: :evil2: :giggle: :giggle: :notes:
There is plenty to go round

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
Dancing MEN Missy??? WOW and double WOW. Book me a front row seat. What's the order of dancing men?
Sarge HAS to be first - complete with his lovely blue bow tie! Doing the 'Twist'
Mark next surely? - Doing the Time Warp?
Mal, is he around? - Doing the Fangdango??
I may just sit here all weekend and watch.
More blue gin please, my glass is empty.
8-) 8-)

Ooooh I'm sitting here waiting for the show to begin !!! :rascal:
Anyone got any Chardonnay going??
Oh Sarge !!! Get ya dancing gear on !!! smackbottom

:rascal:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Woger sorry I mean Roger
Stop drinking water and try some of this malt

Are you trying to tempt me and ply me with alchol? :shock:
Damn I hope so! wink

19 Aug 2005

Mal is playing with a piece of black rope so rumour has it lol

:lol:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Anyone got any Chardonnay going??

Nope, but I could rustle up some Champagne and Strawberries if you like
xx wink

19 Aug 2005

Mr AND MrsFC!
The Laird!
Roger!!
Malt Whisky!!
Hard to choose between them all.
dunno

:dunno: :dunno:
Don't ask me to do an ordered list :shock: :shock:
Love a full GFZ

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Mal is playing with a piece of black rope so rumour has it :lol:

:fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:
MY rope and I've promised it to Roger now wink

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
Mr AND MrsFC!
The Laird!
Roger!!
Malt Whisky!!
Hard to choose between them all.
:dunno: :dunno:
Don't ask me to do an ordered list :shock: :shock:
Love a full GFZ

Pick ME Jags ME, ME ME wink

19 Aug 2005

Quote by the_Laird

Anyone got any Chardonnay going??

Nope, but I could rustle up some Champagne and Strawberries if you like
xx wink

How could I refuse ! :inlove:
Mind you!!! there's only big glasses in this place...... :wink: fancy filling it for me :rascal:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by MrsFC

Anyone got any Chardonnay going??

Nope, but I could rustle up some Champagne and Strawberries if you like
xx wink

How could I refuse ! :inlove:
Mind you!!! there's only big glasses in this place...... :wink: fancy filling it for me :rascal:
Can I share with you? :P

19 Aug 2005

Quote by MrsFC
How could I refuse ! :inlove:
Mind you!!! there's only big glasses in this place...... fancy filling it for me :rascal:

The pleasure will be ALL mine passionkiss

xx

19 Aug 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Mr AND MrsFC!
The Laird!
Roger!!
Malt Whisky!!
Hard to choose between them all.
:dunno: :dunno:
Don't ask me to do an ordered list :shock: :shock:
Love a full GFZ

Pick ME Jags ME, ME ME wink

How could I refuse such be-kilted begging. Hope you're on your knees waiting?
:wink: :wink:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
Hope you're on your knees waiting?
:wink:

Not so much waiting as salivating :wink:

19 Aug 2005

Sarge hides behind the sofa waiting for them all to fall asleep in a drunkern stupor, so he can go and pinch his blue ink back from them!!

19 Aug 2005

Bloody Hell!
Beautiful women!
Champagne and Strawberries!
Malt Whisky!
Bondage Gear!
A Jacuzzi!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I think I may just move in and live here!
I am a little worried though that when Jags apprehends me with that balck rope that I may not have the option of leaving anyway :shock:

19 Aug 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Hope you're on your knees waiting?
:wink:

Not so much waiting as salivating :wink:
I just LOVE it when men talk dirty to me!
hump

:hump: :hump:

19 Aug 2005

MrFC AND MrsFC!
The Laird!
woger!!
Malt Whisky!!
Hard to choose between them all.
dunno

:dunno: :dunno:
Don't ask me to do an ordered list :shock: :shock:
I think the choice has been made lol

:lol:

19 Aug 2005

Cheat !!!
Anyway the list was in reverse order, so it is Whisky and Woger. lol

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
I just LOVE it when men talk dirty to me!
:hump: :hump:

Happy to talk dirty all night Jags...............just for you wink

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge hides behind the sofa waiting for them all to fall asleep in a drunkern stupor, so he can go and pinch his blue ink back from them!!

I spy with my little eye something beginning with SARGE!

Tops up the room with extra supplies of that lovely blue ink.

19 Aug 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Cheat !!!
Anyway the list was in reverse order, so it is Whisky and Woger.

Need to make sure the order is Roger and then the whisky, don't want to be disappointed after all!
Now, can you chaps make an orderly queue please? However I could fancy you all at once.
Goes off to dribble :inlove: :inlove:

19 Aug 2005

Can I be first lol

Puts on best Ally McCoist accent.

19 Aug 2005

Goes off to dribble :inlove: :inlove:
Careful where you dribble that whisky - you know you'll have to lick it off later! wink

19 Aug 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Goes off to dribble :inlove: :inlove:

Careful where you dribble that whisky - you know you'll have to lick it off later! wink

Yes please. Yes. please. Please??? yes???
kiss

19 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
Goes off to dribble :inlove: :inlove:

Careful where you dribble that whisky - you know you'll have to lick it off later! wink

Yes please. Yes. please. Please??? yes???
From anywhere in particular? cool

19 Aug 2005

Wanders in casually, holding two big buckets of BLUE ink, and splashes ink all over the walls, contemplates pouring it into the jacuzzi :twisted:
but instead writes all manner of graffiti alllllllllllll over.
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