GFZ - Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

13 Aug 2004

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

20 Aug 2004

OK OK OK
Here we are... now who's got the first drink for a worn out Jags?????
lol

:lol:

20 Aug 2004

I've only got a nice red Jags - that ok?

20 Aug 2004

I would like to offer a worn out bottle (read old) of red white or rose wine to your request.

20 Aug 2004

Oh, any colour will do thanks... been bad day at Chez Jags so the alcohol will do nicely.
confused

20 Aug 2004

*throws doors open. Sends a beleigured-looking Jags flying. Runs at jacuzzi and dives in.*
*gets out, removes wet clothes picks up Jags and gets her a stiff one and gets back in jacuzzi*

20 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
*gets out, removes wet clothes picks up Jags and gives her a stiff one and gets back in jacuzzi*

Bloody Hell Easy - I've heard of quickies but that takes the biscuit!

20 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
*throws doors open. Sends a belegured-looking Jags flying. Runs at jacuzzi and dives in.*
*gets out, removes wet clothes picks up Jags and gets her a stiff one and gets back in jacuzzi*

<didn't warn Easy that the jacuzzi was still being topped up>
Want to hear more about Easy giving Jags a stiff one???????????
<goes off to get Easy an elastoplast for his sore head>

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Jags
*throws doors open. Sends a belegured-looking Jags flying. Runs at jacuzzi and dives in.*
*gets out, removes wet clothes picks up Jags and gets her a stiff one and gets back in jacuzzi*

<didn't warn Easy that the jacuzzi was still being topped up>
Want to hear more about Easy giving Jags a stiff one???????????
<goes off to get Easy an elastoplast for his sore head>
:gagged:Mpphhfff mmmpffhh hhrf
*translation*
it's not ment to go there.

20 Aug 2004

Still wearing that gag eh?
Jags - did you know that Easy likes a bit of bondage?

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Still wearing that gag eh?
Jags - did you know that Easy likes a bit of bondage?

:rascal:

20 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
Still wearing that gag eh?
Jags - did you know that Easy likes a bit of bondage?

:rascal:
EVERYBODY knows that Easy likes a bit of bondage.... :P :P :P

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Jags
Still wearing that gag eh?
Jags - did you know that Easy likes a bit of bondage?

:rascal:
EVERYBODY knows that Easy likes a bit of bondage.... :P :P :P

.....wanders of muttering .....last to know again........

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Jags
Still wearing that gag eh?
Jags - did you know that Easy likes a bit of bondage?

:rascal:
EVERYBODY knows that Easy likes a bit of bondage.... :P :P :P
:shock: shhhhhh not so loud. :uhoh:

20 Aug 2004

.....wanders back.....mischievious glint in her eye........
so Easy likes bondage eh?
and he has a stiff one?
Just the 3 of us here.....
Now this could be fun Jags
:twisted:

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
.....wanders back.....mischievious glint in her eye........
so Easy likes bondage eh?
and he has a stiff one?
Just the 3 of us here.....
Now this could be fun Jags
:twisted:

:uhoh:

(for the door to make sure it's locked)

20 Aug 2004

Well as no-one's grabbed me I'm sorry but you've missed your chance.
I'm off home. See ya later. wave

20 Aug 2004

Quietly sneaks past Easy, Alex & Jags, grabs a glass and bottle of wine .... heads towards the jacuzzi ....
Time for a quick dip and chill out in preparation for tomorrow night smile

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
Quietly sneaks past Easy, Alex & Jags, grabs a glass and bottle of wine .... heads towards the jacuzzi ....
Time for a quick dip and chill out in preparation for tomorrow night

OOh i might just join you there,ahh bliss biggrin

20 Aug 2004

<<< drags himself to the bar . . . . . . >>>
serving wenches????? purlease???? do i have to help meself ffs.
i'm knackered ya know. well me fingers are anyways. got callouses on me tips. now that ain't good is it now. i have plans tomorrow ffs.
pint of stella, a double brandy chaser, and whatever alex is having kiss

do i have to wait till tomorrow for that hug? never mind i need a jacuzzi, shift up easy, i need jacuzzi practice.
neil x x x x x ;-)

20 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
pint of stella, a double brandy chaser, and whatever alex is having do i have to wait till tomorrow for that hug? never mind i need a jacuzzi, shift up easy, i need jacuzzi practice.
neil x x x x x ;-)

Awww thanks Neil - a nice glass of red would be lovely - may I join you in that jacuzzi - then we can have that hug wink

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
pint of stella, a double brandy chaser, and whatever alex is having do i have to wait till tomorrow for that hug? never mind i need a jacuzzi, shift up easy, i need jacuzzi practice.
neil x x x x x ;-)

Awww thanks Neil - a nice glass of red would be lovely - may I join you in that jacuzzi - then we can have that hug wink

<<< hurriedly grabs a bottle of cabernet . . . ((( sploosh ))) >>>
i think easy's vacated the jacuzzi. ((( for once! pah! ))) ample room, slide on in. ;-)
n x x x ;-P

20 Aug 2004

mmmmmmm lovely - thank you so much Neil - I needed that.
Now lets have a snuggle! I think we deserve it today don't you?

20 Aug 2004

OOOOOOOO :shock: :shock: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh are we doing group hugs in the that what they were doing in that jacuzzi last night :twisted: wink

What a day. I can hear again!!!!!!!!!! Happiness or WHAT. Just make sure I dont fall asleep in here guys :wink:

20 Aug 2004

Well, good evening all wave

Room for a little one in there ?? :P

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Dan Solo
Room for a little one in there ?? :P

i should co-co redface

n x x x :-P

20 Aug 2004

If you bring that bottle of wine over Dan, you can sit here .
shuffles her bum right over

20 Aug 2004

Dan me old mate course theres room for a little one :twisted: :twisted: dont be shy get in the middle of this hug wink

20 Aug 2004

Hello Dan!!!

HUGS!!!!
Fancy seeing you here!
I've made some space for you!
Ooooooo
Nicely snuggled in between Neil and Dan!
(smiles)

20 Aug 2004

alex you are a shameless flirt!!!!!
i like ya style, do carry on . . . . . . ;-)
n x x x ;-)