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30 Sep 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: jolop? :shock: Are you sure you have the right manual there Pete? :scared:

Hang on angel ...... :small-print: mumble mumble....blah blah blah ............. ah here we go..
" apply grease liberaly around the ring area and insert piston rod"
sounds alright to me :shock: :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: Suddenly I don't feel in need of a massage, thanks anyway bolt

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
:shock: jolop? :shock: Are you sure you have the right manual there Pete? :scared:

Hang on angel ...... :small-print: mumble mumble....blah blah blah ............. ah here we go..
" apply grease liberaly around the ring area and insert piston rod"
sounds alright to me :shock: :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: Suddenly I don't feel in need of a massage, thanks anyway bolt

Wad I do

:

Must be my enigmatic charm :shock:

30 Sep 2005

crikey, i leave a couple of amateurs in charge of the bar and look what happens..... everyone scarpers bolt

..... looks like i'll be finishing off this wine on my own. drinkies

..... and luckily the jacuzzi has warmed itself up so i think i'll just slip in there while nobody's around. coffee

.. it's a bit viscous in here :sticky: what were those girls up to earlier

30 Sep 2005

Wine ....Wine...
A glass of red please lol

30 Sep 2005

MrFC, take a pew..... a glass of red it is..... and will MrsFC be joining us tonight dunno

30 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
MrFC, take a pew..... a glass of red it is..... and will MrsFC be joining us tonight

Maybe

pour her a glass just in case lol

30 Sep 2005

Wow - a pretty shitty and confusing day today. A large glass of red please - in fact just chuck the bottle over please!
Oooh Angel - I've got a whole punnet of strawbs here - fancy a suck?

30 Sep 2005

now the women had read the thread title and gone back to the kitchen lets talk man things.
did anyone see the frank skinner show yesterday with freddy flintoff and shane warne on????
frank took the piss put of warney but you got to respect the fella even though he is an aussie

30 Sep 2005

markz, you look different.... had your hair done dunno

another glass of red for tune coming up, and one for MrsFC...... didn't watch Frank Skinner, saw him live a few years back, he was very very funny, filthy, but funny :thumbup:

30 Sep 2005

Ta fer the wine. Top guy Shane Warne.
Taps fingers wondering if Mrs FC's gonna show (eyeing up her glass of wine :twisted: )

30 Sep 2005

oh, and while i remember, QI 10pm BBC2 tonight, went to the live recording...it was as funny as fook, mind you they'll not be able to show the best bits for obvious reasons...worth a watch though :thumbup:
oh i've got it now markz, you shaved your 'tache off dunno

30 Sep 2005

Geeeeeeeeze ........... (panting) never carried so much shoppin in all me feckin life...... get this, fetch that ........... what am i? a cross between a retreiver and a feckin pack horse?
someone pour us a large JD please rolleyes

now wheres the hot tub

30 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
Taps fingers wondering if Mrs FC's gonna show (eyeing up her glass of wine :twisted: )

BOO!! :giggle:
Do you have something for me ?

30 Sep 2005

Quote by MrsFC

Taps fingers wondering if Mrs FC's gonna show (eyeing up her glass of wine :twisted: )

BOO!! :giggle:
Do you have something for me ?
squirty cream dunno

oh, there's this glass of wine that i was protecting from tune's eager grasp drinkies

30 Sep 2005

Quote by MrsFC

Taps fingers wondering if Mrs FC's gonna show (eyeing up her glass of wine :twisted: )

BOO!! :giggle:
Do you have something for me ?
Yes and a glass of wine...... here! :angel:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
Oooh Angel - I've got a whole punnet of strawbs here - fancy a suck?

Ah now THIS is what I'm talking about, a real man who knows what us girls like to suck on wink

I'll have a large glass of red as well please drinkies

30 Sep 2005

Can I join everyone for a soak in the jacuzzi and a nice drink?
I have had some very good news I need to share - which is that I now have a permanent job. biggrin

Should mean more time and money and make it even more difficult for you lot to get away from me! wink

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Angel Chat

Oooh Angel - I've got a whole punnet of strawbs here - fancy a suck?

Ah now THIS is what I'm talking about, a real man who knows what us girls like to suck on wink

I'll have a large glass of red as well please drinkies

Takes careful note :jagsatwork:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Angel Chat

Oooh Angel - I've got a whole punnet of strawbs here - fancy a suck?

Ah now THIS is what I'm talking about, a real man who knows what us girls like to suck on wink

I'll have a large glass of red as well please drinkies

Errr.... I was rather hoping you'd pass on the strawberries ..... Do you want sugar sprinkled all over?
Here have a glass of red from this decanter - I've had it breathing (heavily) behind the sofa for a bit!

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Can I join everyone for a soak in the jacuzzi and a nice drink?
I have had some very good news I need to share - which is that I now have a permanent job.
Should mean more time and money and make it even more difficult for you lot to get away from me!

Fan Bloody Tastic and why have you hidden this news in the GFZ - come here and gis a snog you sexy hunk
I dont usually do "look at me" posts steph but snogs always much appreciated. passionkiss

1 Oct 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Can I join everyone for a soak in the jacuzzi and a nice drink?
I have had some very good news I need to share - which is that I now have a permanent job.
Should mean more time and money and make it even more difficult for you lot to get away from me!

Fan Bloody Tastic and why have you hidden this news in the GFZ - come here and gis a snog you sexy hunk
I dont usually do "look at me" posts steph but snogs always much appreciated. passionkiss

Well done that man!!!!!!
Congrats, Roger!
Hugs and smooches,
Alex x x x x x

1 Oct 2005

That's great news Roger- it'll be great to be sure of seeing more of you - so says he planning to get to his second munch rolleyes

Thought I'd slip this in underneath the beautiful Alexandra - only way I'll make an impression!

1 Oct 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
I dont usually do "look at me" posts steph but snogs always much appreciated.

Would you settle for a manly hug smile

Congrats mate, see I knew popping in the GFZ would cheer me up biggrin

2 Oct 2005

Bloody mess in here again, (my head hutz) now where did I leave the hangover remedy rolleyes

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Well done that man!!!!!!
Congrats, Roger!
Hugs and smooches,
Alex x x x x x

Quote by westerross
That's great news Roger- it'll be great to be sure of seeing more of you - so says he planning to get to his second munch
Thought I'd slip this in underneath the beautiful Alexandra - only way I'll make an impression!

Quote by tallnhairy
Would you settle for a manly hug Congrats mate, see I knew popping in the GFZ would cheer me up

Thanks a lot all three off you.
I got my celebrating in last night courtesy of Sarah and the other lovely people who came out for a drink in sheffield. :cheers:
passionkiss

for Alex and a handshake and manly hug as TnH put it for you other two reprobates. lol

I am very pleased and certainly looking forward to it. :D
Roger the Dragon cool