GFZ - Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

30 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
anybody else with any tense bits
thought sarah would be here by now...... she'd better hurry up before all this wine gets supped

Sarah rushes in working in the office, not had time to drop in till now, you know RL stuff and all that
Start pouring the white wine and mmake sure it is chilled.........

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Kit
just doing a spot of multi-tasking........

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
now this I've got to see, a bloke who thinks he can multi task effectively rolleyes

Budge up girls - this should be fun :twisted:
Any wine left?
Plenty!
JeB - a large glass for Kit please!
oooo it's getting very cozy in here now girls! wink

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
I'll just squeeze into the jacuzzi next to Sassy if that's ok, maybe I'll get lucky and JeB's hands will wander their way in my direction :twisted:
Did I hear talk of strawberries and massages?

looks like your luck is in Angel......suck on this strawberry while I get busy on your tense bits 69position

.......everyone alright for drinks dunno

now let me see...alex, jags, sassy, kit, angel and sarah..... room for a few more, I can juggle a few more balls i think :thumbup:

30 Sep 2005

is it just me or is there a distinct imbalance in the ratio of women t men in what is supposed to be a girly free zone lol

30 Sep 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
is it just me or is there a distinct imbalance in the ratio of women t men in what is supposed to be a girly free zone

It's just you!

30 Sep 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
is it just me or is there a distinct imbalance in the ratio of women t men in what is supposed to be a girly free zone

you're dead right jamnat..... oh i just had a message for you, you're needed at home straight away, emergency i think......bye then :grin:

30 Sep 2005

no that was you mate
you dont tink id leave you alone with all them women do you lol

i bet you wouldnt complain though :lol:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
no that was you mate
you dont tink id leave you alone with all them women do you
i bet you wouldnt complain though :lol:

no complaints from me jamnat...... just pop down to the cellar and change the barrel for me would you :thumbup:

30 Sep 2005

cant
im scared of dark places and claustrophobic lol

only kidding :lol:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
cant
im scared of dark places and claustrophobic
only kidding :lol:

cheers jamnat :thumbup:
oh, mind that dodgy third step down.......hears loud scream and thud........too late.... oh well, looks like it's just me then :grin:

30 Sep 2005

As you were then please Johneboy :giggle: you'd hit just the right spot there... oh, and I need something else to suck on if you'd be so kind as to pass another strawberry
Ooops looks as though my glass is empty as well lol

30 Sep 2005

i didnt actually go down
one of the women should change it
there in or zone and they want equality
they just barge in take over our jacuzzi and drink all or beer
typical lol

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
As you were then please Johneboy :giggle: you'd hit just the right spot there... oh, and I need something else to suck on if you'd be so kind as to pass another strawberry
Ooops looks as though my glass is empty as well

Angel, I think you're a bit tipsy, you're blurring your words.......another drink is it drinkies

Strawberries all gone I'm afraid..... now what else do we have for you to suck dunno

30 Sep 2005

Story of my life jamnat, yet another man refusing to go down but expecting me to rolleyes

Wonder if they'd be more keen if I bathed between birthdays dunno

30 Sep 2005

No strawberries?? But I'm in a fruity mood tonight. Hmmmmm...... is that a banana in your pocket? :rascal:

30 Sep 2005

You wouldn't really send one of us girls down to the cellar would you? (flutters eyelashes)
We were just getting al nice and relaxed in the jacuzzi, and we promise to be very nice to you as a thanks you, now hurry along were nearly out of wine.
Sarah hun, pass that bottle over, who's for more wine then?
Boys....are you still here? though you were going for wine?

30 Sep 2005

don't worry there are another pair of hands here to help if need, not that I am saying you are doing a bad job but somethings you have to leave to the experts.
Ex-waiter, ex-Nightclub manager, ex-barman, qualified masseur, trained first aider (you just never know when it might come in handy), oh and qualified scuba-driver for helping out in the jacuzzi!

30 Sep 2005

Quote by dan_8_wyorks
don't worry there are another pair of hands here to help if need, not that I am saying you are doing a bad job but somethings you have to leave to the experts.
Ex-waiter, ex-Nightclub manager, ex-barman, qualified masseur, trained first aider (you just never know when it might come in handy), oh and qualified scuba-driver for helping out in the jacuzzi!

Did you keep getting sacked from all those jobs? :lol2: Qualified masseur though eh? You do one side and johneboy can do the other, I'll let you know which I prefer :twisted: :twisted:

30 Sep 2005

kept getting sacked for drung on the job! but what the hell!
sorry but I work alone on the massage side of things! and trust me once you have tried you will never go back!

30 Sep 2005

Why oh why is it so difficult to find 2 men that will happily work together? :cry: I don't ask for much redface

30 Sep 2005

bleeding hell dan, so what haven't you done? dunno

and as it happens, I'm also a qualified 'advanced' scuba diver, so if anyone's going diving in the jacuzzi, that'll be me :thumbup:
angel, you need to come and take a peek in my pocket..... you were close with the banana guess :rascal:

30 Sep 2005

Just for you Angel
As long as I can work on the bottom half! more of a leg man myself

30 Sep 2005

Quote by dan_8_wyorks
Just for you Angel
As long as I can work on the bottom half! more of a leg man myself

Hope that's ok with you johneboy, you get stuck with my top half, sorry n all that..... now about this banana ;)

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Just for you Angel
As long as I can work on the bottom half! more of a leg man myself

Hope that's ok with you johneboy, you get stuck with my top half, sorry n all that..... now about this banana ;)
as long as the top half finishes at your knees, dan can have your shins and feet, should keep him happy :thumbup:
more drinks anyone..... nuts.... scratchings dunno

oh bugger is that the time...... left my car on a meter.... i'll have to leave you ladies in the hands of dan and jamnat...sorry and all that... make the most of what they have to offer, back later to remind you what you were missing :grin:
keep em warm boys :thumbup: bolt

30 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
keep em warm boys :thumbup:

Keep em warm he said!! I'm lying here in a cold jacuzzi all alone, and where I thought I was getting 2 massages at the same time I've ended up with none!! Qualified masseur indeed..... did they teach you to leave your massagee (?) unattended?? evil

:evil:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
keep em warm boys :thumbup:

Keep em warm he said!! I'm lying here in a cold jacuzzi all alone, and where I thought I was getting 2 massages at the same time I've ended up with none!! Qualified masseur indeed..... did they teach you to leave your massagee (?) unattended?? evil

:evil:
Would a keen amateur do :shock: wink

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
Would a keen amateur do :shock:

I'm happy to be your hamster anytime Pete (or should that be guinea pig? I'm never sure lol

)

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Would a keen amateur do :shock:

I'm happy to be your hamster anytime Pete (or should that be guinea pig? I'm never sure lol

)
:shock: :shock: Now lets not go there, anyone mentions Gerbils and I will not be happy,
Right then Angel, where's the jolop? lemme see :small-print: ok, sounds easy enough.
You just hop up on me couch there and I'll be right with you :twisted:

30 Sep 2005

:shock: jolop? :shock: Are you sure you have the right manual there Pete? :scared:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
:shock: jolop? :shock: Are you sure you have the right manual there Pete? :scared:

Hang on angel ...... :small-print: mumble mumble....blah blah blah ............. ah here we go..
" apply grease liberaly around the ring area and insert piston rod"
sounds alright to me :shock: :twisted: