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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
Ok...................
What have you done with Sarah??????
She's supposed to be here, sharing the chilled wine in the jacuzzi with me and Venus?!?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Morning all
Toast, bacon, eggs, sossies, fried bread, tomatoes and filtered coffee on the go.
Where is everyone? even the chat room is empty :shock:
Must have been a good night :twisted:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! My head hurts. sad
Makes 2 of us mate, here have some coffee
Quote by Kitty
Ok...................
What have you done with Sarah??????
She's supposed to be here, sharing the chilled wine in the jacuzzi with me and Venus?!?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hi
I'm here, packing for the munch etc
So I hope you all have a good weekend, I'm off to a hotel whos bar is closed for refit :cry:
xxx
I have to go make brecky rolleyes
just wanted to say hope you all have a great time at the munch, cant wait to hear about it after :twisted:
wave
Anyone fancy a beer before I lock up?? :cheers:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Anyone fancy a beer before I lock up?? :cheers:

Yep so long as you give me back my redface
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Anyone fancy a beer before I lock up?? :cheers:

Sod the beer - I'll have a whiskey!
Quote by Alexandra
Anyone fancy a beer before I lock up?? :cheers:

Sod the beer - I'll have a whiskey!
me to...now come on over here sarge us to women waiting
Right ladies (and I use the term losely) whilst you are up can you get me a beer?? wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right ladies (and I use the term losely) whilst you are up can you get me a beer?? wink

UP! UP UP.....naaa sarge your the one thats ment to be up! :twisted:
Alex we need to work on sarge more :twisted:
SARGE!!...dont you dare shut this now as i do not want to be a thread killer! :eeek:
if you do i will never never talk to you again an d and i will tell every one about ya piles! :twisted:
Quote by Sexysteph
Debs grab the newbie and lets shag him senseless in the jacuzzi......
ES Get the drinks ready and a tank of oxygen for him - not many guys can do underwater oral on the first attempt. wink
Steph evil

now thats a good i dear i will go fatch him BRB
Hey what happend dunno one min i am down there..... and now i am up here! :shock:
aniimals! lol
SARGE .what you doing to me!.... smackbottom ......... you getting me dizzy here
Quote by james22essex
aniimals! lol

ooo he is here :bounce: look steph i got him!
right i bags i have the bottom half you have the top :twisted:
Quote by Debbiewebs
SARGE .what you doing to me!.... smackbottom ......... you getting me dizzy here

Don't know who it was !! confused :? :? :?
Seems like a case of Premature Elockulation!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
SARGE .what you doing to me!.... smackbottom ......... you getting me dizzy here

Don't know who it was !! confused :? :? :?
Seems like a case of Premature Elockulation!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

rotflmao you nutter! biggrin
Quote by Sexysteph
Where is he? ohhhhhhh you are there --- why you still got your kit on?
Get 'em off lol wink

steph tell me when he has got emm off ok. :thumbup: .just got a little busness to sort out with sarge premature Elockulation poor man he doent do it offten!
i'm confused here, who's having which parts of my body!? :shock:
let me get this right GFZ- girlie free zone
a place where us guys can discuss man things
right biggrin
Quote by james22essex
i'm confused here, who's having which parts of my body!? :shock:

now look here ya gaged now so no talking smackbottom .............Steph tie him up to the bar b right with ya
Quote by markz
let me get this right GFZ- girlie free zone
a place where us guys can discuss man things
right biggrin

OI you........... be warned we can handle to of ya no prob
Quote by james22essex
i'm confused here, who's having which parts of my body!? :shock:

He hee. It gets worse, or better, depending on your preferences! :grin: :rascal: :rascal:
innocent :whistling:
Quote by EagerSlut
i'm confused here, who's having which parts of my body!? :shock:

He hee. It gets worse, or better, depending on your preferences! :grin: :rascal: :rascal:
innocent :whistling:

rotflmao
Now i wonder if he will show him self now! :giggle:
surprised lol
Quote by Sexysteph
Debs
Do you want an edible fruit salad here - I have prepared strawberries cream kiwifruit melon and pineapple.
Shall we play blindfolded picnics?
Casually running my nails down his chest holding the freshly whipped cream

Steph you have mentioned the word!! :shock: Pineapple it no good every time some one mentions that word .i go all of a quaver and think of Dave j :inlove: and i am no use to any one!
i am sorry you will have to short him out ya self! i am off into dream world