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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Right, whats happening in here then ??
Fee
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well i am waiting for sarge....if you dident gusse biggrin
Watch out for a blast from the past wink
Can not say more x
phredd
It seems that there is a shortage of blokes in the GFZ rolleyes so Girlies, Jacuzzi, chocolate, champagne, strawberries and .......................
Gossip? :twisted:
Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Kit
....Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Twice if YOU'RE really lucky...... wink
Quote by the_Laird
....Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Twice if YOU'RE really lucky...... wink
That's 'Men'! flipa :flipa:
Here they are
Quote by Kit
....Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Twice if YOU'RE really lucky...... wink
That's 'Men'! flipa :flipa:
I see you managed to fix it.....
I dont think anyone noticed tho' innocent
Quote by the_Laird
....Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Twice if YOU'RE really lucky...... wink
That's 'Men'! flipa :flipa:
I see you managed to fix it.....
I dont think anyone noticed tho' innocent
malts don't half bugga up yer quotes redface that's my excuse and I am sticking to it lol
just don't tell that Dildo person and I'll do anything you want :twisted:
the preview button is my bestest friend!
Bloody uncivilised time to be up on a Sunday morning (unless you haven't been to bed yet, of course rolleyes: )
I gave the twins a stern paternal talking to last night and informed them that this was a special day of the year and that they had to sleep an hour longer. The result? They ignored me completely, of course.
My almost hypnotic power over women has demonstrated itself again. One word from me and they all smile sweetly and then do exactly what they want. Even at 5 months you females are obviously programmed to be difficult, so I have come into the GFZ for a bit of manly peace and quiet!
Quote by the_Laird
Oh Sarah you two can do Will (as long as I dont have to fetch the drinks confused )
:twisted:
Ooooh, what a splendid idea!! :twisted: :twisted: It's alright Laird, we'll fetch our own drinks!! :happy: :happy:
Will
morning all wave
Sooo tired today,any wide awake techniques???? dunno
Quote by Clare and Steve
morning all wave
Sooo tired today,any wide awake techniques???? dunno

Morning
If you find any wide awake techniques can you pass them onto me please confused
Typical, we get an extra hour in bed and I can't sleep passed my nomal time and to cap it all.............
THE KIDS HAVE SLEPT ON FOR ONCE FFS!!!!!!!!! mad
Quote by the_Laird
morning all wave
Sooo tired today,any wide awake techniques???? dunno

Morning
If you find any wide awake techniques can you pass them onto me please confused
Typical, we get an extra hour in bed and I can't sleep passed my nomal time and to cap it all.............
THE KIDS HAVE SLEPT ON FOR ONCE FFS!!!!!!!!! mad
Good god how the hell did you manage that?? :shock: Did you drug them (if so i wanna know with what) lol
Didnt help that Steve had to get up for work this morning-bloody alarm :x
Had to drive MR KC to work - did that wake me up? Noooooooooo!
Still knackered . . . .only the washing, ironing, dusting . . .etc . . .to do. . . . .
. . . . i think I hear the sofa calling my name . . . ..
Quote by kcshaggers
Had to drive MR KC to work - did that wake me up? Noooooooooo!
Still knackered . . . .only the washing, ironing, dusting . . .etc . . .to do. . . . .
. . . . i think I hear the sofa calling my name . . . ..

Someone after me own heart biggrin :D :D
Quote by Clare and Steve
Good god how the hell did you manage that?? :shock: Did you drug them (if so i wanna know with what) lol

Nope
I reckon they did it out of spite mad
Mornin troops biggrin
Did we all have a good night last nite? seem to be a lot of early risers about today redface
Quote by Pete_sw
Mornin troops biggrin
Did we all have a good night last nite? seem to be a lot of early risers about today redface

Yes thanks :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
and you?
Oh yes indeed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
only reason I'm up is coz I had to drive someone home at stupid o'clock this mornin, am sat here wiv my cuppa watchin Caron giving it zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, she'll have a whole forest down soon lol
Wide awake technique? Yes, you can have the twins for an hour or so rolleyes
The little darlings were awake nice and early this morning (see bottom post on page 2).
Sappho has just stirred but has been feeling poorly lately so I have sent her back to bed for a well deserved rest. The trouble is that she was looking Mmmmmmm, yummy in a very cute little teddy. Just when we thought we might have a way of taking her mind off her headache we heard little voices demanding attention!! :roll:mad :x banghead
So here I am. Back with Attilla and Tamburlaine. Just to make matters worse they are now giving me the cutest smiles imaginable. Little treasures :roll:
Will
bugger....and i never looked in last night to support the laird when he was being accosted by 3 lovely ladies......
im real sorry about that m8.....it must of been........terrible sad
:shock: :shock: biggrin
Quote by dargento
bugger....and i never looked in last night to support the laird when he was being accosted by 3 lovely ladies......
im real sorry about that m8.....it must of been........terrible sad
:shock: :shock: biggrin

Terrible!!!!! That doesn't even come close mate......
I'm hopefully going to try it again later to see if I can resist any better than last night......or not :twisted:
Thanks for your concerns dargento but I couldn't possibly ask anyone else to, err....assist in my suffering. It just wouldn't be fair on me, sorry, them!!
I'll be a martyr for the cause
well laird m8tey....
i think sarah....jags....and Feebee should be utterly ashamed of themselves.....
i just dont think its right that this 1 man gets accosted and presumably abused.......
to the point where the poor guy cant even sleep properly........
well........i just hope............for the lairdss sake.......................he gets at least 8 hours reet before he has to start screaming for help again......(under his breath)
wink
There must be a hole lot of shaggin going on someplace. confused:
No one has been in since 1207pm . Is it worth opening it for just a few = (profit & loss account). Mark has to pay the bill and I need someone to serve me a beer. :!: I pay my own way lol
phredd
Make that two beers plz ......................... wth is everyone :shock:
Afternoon Fred
Did I see the Laird lurking in the index?
Wondered if I could persuade him to come into the GFZ for a drink :cheers:
Will
Quote by willxx69
Did I see the Laird lurking in the index?
Wondered if I could persuade him to come into the GFZ for a drink :cheers:
Will

I think the BBD has put a ban on Binge drinking in the GFZ just in case it gets to the press that we are making a bad example lol
phredd
ps = and a Big kiss for Sappho xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ahhh well, never mind.
Every time I get in here today, I just get settled and then I am summoned off to do another taxi duty or something. Better luck later perhaps.
Will
Quote by willxx69
Ahhh well, never mind.
Every time I get in here today, I just get settled and then I am summoned off to do another taxi duty or something. Better luck later perhaps.
Will

Oh Will missed ya again ! sad Never mind, I will be waiting for ya next time with something sweet to put against your lips wink and a comfy place to rest ya laurels kiss
Quote by willxx69
Did I see the Laird lurking in the index?
Wondered if I could persuade him to come into the GFZ for a drink :cheers:
Will

Will
you should have shouted.......
I'll keep some beer cold for you shall I