GFZ - Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

29 Oct 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Right, whats happening in here then ??
Fee
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well i am waiting for sarge....if you dident gusse biggrin

29 Oct 2005

Watch out for a blast from the past wink

Can not say more x
phredd

29 Oct 2005

It seems that there is a shortage of blokes in the GFZ rolleyes

so Girlies, Jacuzzi, chocolate, champagne, strawberries and .......................
Gossip? :twisted:
Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
....Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Twice if YOU'RE really lucky...... wink

29 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
....Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Twice if YOU'RE really lucky...... wink

That's 'Men'! flipa

:flipa:

29 Oct 2005

Here they are

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
....Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Twice if YOU'RE really lucky...... wink

That's 'Men'! flipa

:flipa:
I see you managed to fix it.....
I dont think anyone noticed tho' innocent

29 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
....Definition of Man - useful once
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Twice if YOU'RE really lucky...... wink

That's 'Men'! flipa

:flipa:
I see you managed to fix it.....
I dont think anyone noticed tho' innocent

malts don't half bugga up yer quotes redface

that's my excuse and I am sticking to it lol

just don't tell that Dildo person and I'll do anything you want :twisted:
the preview button is my bestest friend!

29 Oct 2005

30 Oct 2005

Bloody uncivilised time to be up on a Sunday morning (unless you haven't been to bed yet, of course rolleyes

: )
I gave the twins a stern paternal talking to last night and informed them that this was a special day of the year and that they had to sleep an hour longer. The result? They ignored me completely, of course.
My almost hypnotic power over women has demonstrated itself again. One word from me and they all smile sweetly and then do exactly what they want. Even at 5 months you females are obviously programmed to be difficult, so I have come into the GFZ for a bit of manly peace and quiet!

Quote by the_Laird
Oh Sarah you two can do Will (as long as I dont have to fetch the drinks )
:twisted:

Ooooh, what a splendid idea!! :twisted: :twisted: It's alright Laird, we'll fetch our own drinks!! :happy: :happy:
Will

30 Oct 2005

morning all wave

Sooo tired today,any wide awake techniques???? dunno

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
morning all
Sooo tired today,any wide awake techniques????

Morning
If you find any wide awake techniques can you pass them onto me please confused

Typical, we get an extra hour in bed and I can't sleep passed my nomal time and to cap it all.............
THE KIDS HAVE SLEPT ON FOR ONCE FFS!!!!!!!!! mad

30 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
morning all
Sooo tired today,any wide awake techniques????

Morning
If you find any wide awake techniques can you pass them onto me please confused

Typical, we get an extra hour in bed and I can't sleep passed my nomal time and to cap it all.............
THE KIDS HAVE SLEPT ON FOR ONCE FFS!!!!!!!!! mad

Good god how the hell did you manage that?? :shock: Did you drug them (if so i wanna know with what) lol

Didnt help that Steve had to get up for work this morning-bloody alarm :x

30 Oct 2005

Had to drive MR KC to work - did that wake me up? Noooooooooo!
Still knackered . . . .only the washing, ironing, dusting . . .etc . . .to do. . . . .
. . . . i think I hear the sofa calling my name . . . ..

30 Oct 2005

Quote by kcshaggers
Had to drive MR KC to work - did that wake me up? Noooooooooo!
Still knackered . . . .only the washing, ironing, dusting . . .etc . . .to do. . . . .
. . . . i think I hear the sofa calling my name . . . ..

Someone after me own heart biggrin

:D :D

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
Good god how the hell did you manage that?? :shock: Did you drug them (if so i wanna know with what)

Nope
I reckon they did it out of spite mad

30 Oct 2005

Mornin troops biggrin

Did we all have a good night last nite? seem to be a lot of early risers about today redface

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
Mornin troops
Did we all have a good night last nite? seem to be a lot of early risers about today

Yes thanks :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
and you?

30 Oct 2005

Oh yes indeed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
only reason I'm up is coz I had to drive someone home at stupid o'clock this mornin, am sat here wiv my cuppa watchin Caron giving it zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, she'll have a whole forest down soon lol

30 Oct 2005

Wide awake technique? Yes, you can have the twins for an hour or so rolleyes

The little darlings were awake nice and early this morning (see bottom post on page 2).
Sappho has just stirred but has been feeling poorly lately so I have sent her back to bed for a well deserved rest. The trouble is that she was looking Mmmmmmm, yummy in a very cute little teddy. Just when we thought we might have a way of taking her mind off her headache we heard little voices demanding attention!! :roll: mad

:x

So here I am. Back with Attilla and Tamburlaine. Just to make matters worse they are now giving me the cutest smiles imaginable. Little treasures :roll:
Will

30 Oct 2005

bugger....and i never looked in last night to support the laird when he was being accosted by 3 lovely ladies......
im real sorry about that m8.....it must of been........terrible sad

:shock: :shock: biggrin

30 Oct 2005

Quote by dargento
bugger....and i never looked in last night to support the laird when he was being accosted by 3 lovely ladies......
im real sorry about that m8.....it must of been........terrible
:shock: :shock:

Terrible!!!!! That doesn't even come close mate......
I'm hopefully going to try it again later to see if I can resist any better than last night......or not :twisted:
Thanks for your concerns dargento but I couldn't possibly ask anyone else to, err....assist in my suffering. It just wouldn't be fair on me, sorry, them!!
I'll be a martyr for the cause

30 Oct 2005

well laird m8tey....
i think sarah....jags....and Feebee should be utterly ashamed of themselves.....
i just dont think its right that this 1 man gets accosted and presumably abused.......
to the point where the poor guy cant even sleep properly........
well........i just hope............for the lairdss sake.......................he gets at least 8 hours reet before he has to start screaming for help again......(under his breath)

30 Oct 2005

There must be a hole lot of shaggin going on someplace. confused

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No one has been in since 1207pm . Is it worth opening it for just a few = (profit & loss account). Mark has to pay the bill and I need someone to serve me a beer. :!: I pay my own way lol

phredd

30 Oct 2005

Make that two beers plz ......................... wth is everyone :shock:
Afternoon Fred

30 Oct 2005

Did I see the Laird lurking in the index?
Wondered if I could persuade him to come into the GFZ for a drink :cheers:
Will

30 Oct 2005

Quote by willxx69
Did I see the Laird lurking in the index?
Wondered if I could persuade him to come into the GFZ for a drink :cheers:
Will

I think the BBD has put a ban on Binge drinking in the GFZ just in case it gets to the press that we are making a bad example lol

phredd
ps = and a Big kiss

for Sappho xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

30 Oct 2005

Ahhh well, never mind.
Every time I get in here today, I just get settled and then I am summoned off to do another taxi duty or something. Better luck later perhaps.
Will

30 Oct 2005

Quote by willxx69
Ahhh well, never mind.
Every time I get in here today, I just get settled and then I am summoned off to do another taxi duty or something. Better luck later perhaps.
Will

Oh Will missed ya again ! sad

Never mind, I will be waiting for ya next time with something sweet to put against your lips wink

and a comfy place to rest ya laurels kiss

30 Oct 2005

Quote by willxx69
Did I see the Laird lurking in the index?
Wondered if I could persuade him to come into the GFZ for a drink :cheers:
Will

Will
you should have shouted.......
I'll keep some beer cold for you shall I