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.....and here I am! I have a glass of red wine, the twins are asleep (just about) and I have about 45 mins before dinner!!
Anyone care to join me?
Will
Oooh yes pleeeease Will biggrin
Mmmmm, what can I get you?
Will passionkiss
I'll just leave you two alone for a bit then...... sad
Give us a shout if you need any help with MrsFC, Will. I'd be only too happy to oblige :twisted: wink
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Oooh yes pleeeease Will biggrin

Get out of my way MrsFC - I want Will to pour me a drink!!
kiss :kiss: :kiss: to you both!
:P
Will, what the bloomin hell are you doing with red wine - I heard there was bubbly and strawberries ready and waiting for you wink
Slap! - cos I know you love'em :twisted:
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Will, what the bloomin hell are you doing with red wine - I heard there was bubbly and strawberries ready and waiting for you wink
Slap! - cos I know you love'em :twisted:
How the bloody hell did you hear that? :shock: :shock:
Oooh. I wonder rolleyes
Yep, 'tis true. Tonight we were planning the first night of bubbly and strawberries for many a long month. Unfortunately, Sainbury's didn't have any strawbs this afternoon so it may well be only bubbly, but, hey, who's complaining? :happy: :happy:
Two kids in bed, one to go! Then I shall be disappearing from here quicker than a greased ferret up a drainpipe :twisted: :twisted:
In the meantime, Mrs FC, Kit and Jags I am entirely at your service. LAIRD?????? Fancy giving me a hand? No doubt you know how to keep Scottish women in order. They scare the hell out of me!! :eeek:
Will
PS If Kit or Jags get PMs from Sappho about eye drops - it's a lie!
ooooooooooooh, that reminds me - I forgot to tell Jags something reaaaaaaaaaaaallly funny :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
you know you love me really Will passionkiss lol
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LAIRD?????? Fancy giving me a hand? No doubt you know how to keep Scottish women in order. They scare the hell out of me!! :eeek:
Will

I'm here my old friend and willing to lend more than a hand
if truth be told tho' Scottish Women scare me too!! :scared:
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if truth be told tho' Scottish Women scare me too!! :scared:

Hide the wax from them! lol :lol:
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if truth be told tho' Scottish Women scare me too!! :scared:

Hide the wax from them! lol :lol:
Wax !! Wax !!....................did I hear you say wax????
AND the tweezers tonight Eager :grin:
Not one hair will be left on your body, nope
Oh go on then..................I'll give you a head start............. RUN!!!!
Fee
XX
Quote by EagerSlut

if truth be told tho' Scottish Women scare me too!! :scared:

Hide the wax from them! lol :lol:
oi - I am SH resident waxer as you well know :twisted: and I am proud to be not a scot :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Kit

if truth be told tho' Scottish Women scare me too!! :scared:

Hide the wax from them! lol :lol:
oi - I am SH resident waxer as you well know :twisted: and I am proud to be not a scot :lol: :lol: :lol:
The cars been washed give me a shout when you've finished :lol:
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ooooooooooooh, that reminds me - I forgot to tell Jags something reaaaaaaaaaaaallly funny :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
you know you love me really Will passionkiss lol

That was the MOST funniest thing I've heard for months Kit - thanks for sharing it with me.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:inlove: :inlove:
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Wax !! Wax !!....................did I hear you say wax????
AND the tweezers tonight Eager :grin:
Not one hair will be left on your body, nope
Oh go on then..................I'll give you a head start............. RUN !!!!
Fee
XX

I'm running...........er.......
:doh:
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ooooooooooooh, that reminds me - I forgot to tell Jags something reaaaaaaaaaaaallly funny :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
you know you love me really Will passionkiss lol

That was the MOST funniest thing I've heard for months Kit - thanks for sharing it with me.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:inlove: :inlove:
Do you think I am in for a slap now :giggle: :giggle: :rascal:

ES there are easier was to wax than that :shock: :shock:
WOW! It's dark in here!!
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WOW! It's dark in here!!

Flings the lights on and watches the creepy crawlies shoot back under the skirting board! Throws open the windows and watches the bats fly out!
Locks the whole place up for another week - don't care if anyone is under the sofa, behind the curtains or wrapped in a rug.