GFZ - Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

21 Oct 2005

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

28 Oct 2005

BLOODY HELL.. almost forgot about this place.
Now, this weekend has been designated Comedy Weekend - so, let's have some funny in here.
I would offer to have the first round on me but it'd only all fall off onto the floor. lol

:lol:

28 Oct 2005

Well the comedy might be in my kitchen tonight..........
So I'll rrelax in the jacuzzi first with a nice glass of wine please and a decent comedy show on the plasma telly Mark has just installed for us this weekend lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Jags
I would offer to have the first round on me but it'd only all fall off onto the floor. :lol:

Bloody Hell!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jags doing Gags!!!! confused

:? :? :? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Whatever next!! :? :? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: kiss

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
Well the comedy might be in my kitchen tonight..........
So I'll rrelax in the jacuzzi first with a nice glass of wine please and a decent comedy show on the plasma telly Mark has just installed for us this weekend

:shock:
how far away is the chip shop then :lol: :lol:

28 Oct 2005

Plasma telly :shock: :shock: confused

WHERE ?

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
Well the comedy might be in my kitchen tonight..........
So I'll rrelax in the jacuzzi first with a nice glass of wine please and a decent comedy show on the plasma telly Mark has just installed for us this weekend

:shock:
how far away is the chip shop then :lol: :lol:
NO
My kitchen is serving chicken korma and all the bits and pieces, then melon, grapes and strawberries........
My guests wont want chips ffs :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: my cooking is NOT that bad,
Maybe this is where the comedy of errors starts :lol:

28 Oct 2005

MrFC gets his kit off and is about to get into the jacuzzi
Ere! where's that laughing coming from ? turns his head and sees jags, Kit and Sarah laughing and pointing in his direction
OK OK I know but somebody forgot to turn the heating on redface

ops:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I would offer to have the first round on me but it'd only all fall off onto the floor. :lol:

Bloody Hell!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jags doing Gags!!!! confused

:? :? :? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Whatever next!! :? :? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: kiss

The usual gag is when I have a mouthful of cock.... rolleyes

:roll:
Now, get on with being funny you lot or I'll be forced to consign you all to Hell - Swinging Hell where the men have perpetual hard-ons but no orgasm and the woman are all behind bars out of reach eating chocolate - or each other!
rotflmao

28 Oct 2005

Quote by MrFC
MrFC gets his kit off and is about to get into the jacuzzi
Ere! where's that laughing coming from ? turns his head and sees jags, Kit and Sarah laughing and pointing in his direction
OK OK I know but somebody forgot to turn the heating on ops:

MrFC - tiny but perfectly formed.
:inlove: :inlove:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
Well the comedy might be in my kitchen tonight..........
So I'll rrelax in the jacuzzi first with a nice glass of wine please and a decent comedy show on the plasma telly Mark has just installed for us this weekend

:shock:
how far away is the chip shop then :lol: :lol:
It's right next to the wood you made me pee in!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I would offer to have the first round on me but it'd only all fall off onto the floor. :lol:

Bloody Hell!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jags doing Gags!!!! confused

:? :? :? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Whatever next!! :? :? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: kiss

What? Where? :shock: dunno

:P :lol:
:shock: (never knew others had such little ones. :?)

28 Oct 2005

Well, the Laird has left me on my own overnight tonight so I guess you lot are my company for the evening lol

:lol:
Just don't ask me to be funny Jags pleeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeee rolleyes

(I'm not very good at it redface

and I'm not feeling well )
I'm willing to laugh at the rest of you though :giggle:
Fee
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28 Oct 2005

Hello havent been in for a while so whose cleaning the room these days or have all the men left for good hahahahahaha

28 Oct 2005

ooo lovely - someone else to smack me hard and often!
lhk
Kat

29 Oct 2005

Far too knackered to get in here last night. Don't suppose that there is anyone around yet this morning. Except Jags, of course, my favourite early bird :inlove:
Think I'll start with some juice and only move onto the wine a little later.
Will slides into the jacuzzi with a contented sigh. Vivaldi on the CD player, hot steamy jacuzzi. Mmmmmm, bliss cool

29 Oct 2005

Quote by willxx69
Far too knackered to get in here last night. Don't suppose that there is anyone around yet this morning. Except Jags, of course, my favourite early bird :inlove:
Think I'll start with some juice and only move onto the wine a little later.
Will slides into the jacuzzi with a contented sigh. Vivaldi on the CD player, hot steamy jacuzzi. Mmmmmm, bliss

Let me wash your back Will - though I know your front is way more interesting. Too early for Vivaldi I'm afraid, I'd have to bounce him out of the window and he'd break his violin and everything.
Big snogs though :inlove: :inlove: passionkiss

29 Oct 2005

ok what is going on in here tonight?

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
ok what is going on in here tonight?

looks like it is you and me Sarah :twisted:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
ok what is going on in here tonight?

looks like it is you and me Sarah :twisted:
And me........can I join you two?????

29 Oct 2005

Laird
Of course you can............what would you like us to do for you? :P :twisted:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
Laird
Of course you can............what would you like us to do for you? :P :twisted:

Suddenly I have a song in my head...............
"Heaven, I'm in heaven......"
Oh Sarah you two can do as you will (as long as I dont have to fetch the drinks confused

)
:twisted:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Laird
Of course you can............what would you like us to do for you? :P :twisted:

Suddenly I have a song in my head...............
"Heaven, I'm in heaven......"
Oh Sarah you two can do as you will (as long as I dont have to fetch the drinks confused

)
:twisted:
no drinks Laird wink

just be compliant :twisted:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
Laird
Of course you can............what would you like us to do for you? :P :twisted:

Suddenly I have a song in my head...............
"Heaven, I'm in heaven......"
Oh Sarah you two can do as you will (as long as I dont have to fetch the drinks confused

)
:twisted:
no drinks Laird wink

just be compliant :twisted:
Compliant?????? Is that the same as "bendy"?????? :wink:
Hell, I can do both for you :twisted: :twisted:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
ok what is going on in here tonight?

looks like it is you and me Sarah :twisted:
And me........can I join you two?????
can i play too i'll be good and wont get drunk ................ok so the last bit was a lie

29 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Laird
Of course you can............what would you like us to do for you? :P :twisted:

Suddenly I have a song in my head...............
"Heaven, I'm in heaven......"
Oh Sarah you two can do as you will (as long as I dont have to fetch the drinks confused

)
:twisted:
no drinks Laird wink

just be compliant :twisted:
Compliant?????? Is that the same as "bendy"?????? :wink:
Hell, I can do both for you :twisted: :twisted:
yehaaaaa! I have discovered the Lairds party trick lol

:lol: I think :?

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
yehaaaaa! I have discovered the Lairds party trick :lol: I think

Thats me Kit................I'm right here if you fancy discovering wink

29 Oct 2005

I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge I want sarge
do you think he has got the message yet rolleyes

29 Oct 2005

Just popping my head in ! Ooooh something looks nice ! :twisted:

29 Oct 2005

Right, whats happening in here then ??
Fee
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