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5 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Sneaks in and notices gas meter... Credit 0:00...
Ok no wonder it chilly in here, WHO GOT SOME POUND COINS??

The Sarge had a stack under the bar the other week .. you could check there ... but don't get confused with the oil remover :shock:

5 Nov 2004

Re-lapse get nice drinky poos from bar, then jumps into the jaccuussiii(can't spell that).
Mumble mutter mutter f&^k f$Â£k Bastards Bastards.
You never told me to take off my clothes, bloody soaking they are now.
Is there a drying room in here.

5 Nov 2004

Never mind Roi Laypse
right Im off home see you lot Monday
dont be good lol

:lol: :lol:

5 Nov 2004

OOohhhhhh Noooooooo Look what happens to Re-Lapse when you put the dryer on him

5 Nov 2004

Quote by celticq

OOohhhhhh Noooooooo Look what happens to Re-Lapse when you put the dryer on him

Anyone feeling a little p-p-p-peckish? :lol2:

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Anyone feeling a little p-p-p-peckish? :lol2:

nah ... don't you hate it when that happens .. you're happily enjoying a Penguin and it falls off onto the settee/your lap/the floor and gets covered in fluff!!!!!!
Calista xx

5 Nov 2004

Actually I'm starving - anybody brought any nibbles with them. I suppose the Crunchie is all finished by now - and I'm not sure if I fancy a Penquin wink

5 Nov 2004

Quote by celticq
Actually I'm starving - anybody brought any nibbles with them. I suppose the Crunchie is all finished by now - and I'm not sure if I fancy a Penquin

I have some Tim Tams ... (yuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyy) best served with hot choc of coffee though
best think ever to come out of Australia ....
Calista xx

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie

OOohhhhhh Noooooooo Look what happens to Re-Lapse when you put the dryer on him

Anyone feeling a little p-p-p-peckish? :lol2:
Just remember, when you feed me fish make sure it's cooked.
I hate uncooked fish. Arghhh

5 Nov 2004

Ahh, thanks for the tips guys:
<Monty Python Moment>
Are there any women here???
<High pitch> no no (cough) <low pitch> NO no... um
</Monty Python Moment>
Ugh, old chewing gum, who stuck that under the bar. Right found in 2 pennies. Where the gas meter gone... Clunk...
Credit 0:02
Clunk
Credit 0:04
Clunk
Credit 0:06
Talk between yourselves, I may be some time...
Clunk...

5 Nov 2004

AWWWW FFS
I've stood queing all blood day to get in here and as soon as I turn my back for an hour to do some work the place opens and fills up. evil

:evil:
Oh and I want to see a rerun of Calista loosing her towel as I had to miss it
*grumbles about bloody work getting in the way*
Who let the newbie in as well :evil: :evil: :evil: ( lol

newbie with nearly 1000 posts :lol: )
Right I'm nipping into the cellar/dungeon to bang on the pipes and that isn't a euphamism (sp?) it'll get the heating going so we can have warm air and water and when I come back I want a berr and a warm woman waiting for me. :evil: :twisted:
*Stomps off to cellar/dungeon*

5 Nov 2004

Oh T 'n' H don't worry about the meter. It's jimmied to be on all the time. Sarge still hasn't worked out why the last 50p lasted 5 years. :giggle:

5 Nov 2004

Its alright easy
Clunk
Credit 0:56
We getting there with heating
Clunk
Credit 0:50
WTF??
Credit 0:36
Credit 0:24
Who turned on the jacuzzi!!!

5 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
Oh T 'n' H don't worry about the meter. It's jimmied to be on all the time. Sarge still hasn't worked out why the last 50p lasted 5 years. :giggle:

Now he tells me... :taz:

5 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Oh T 'n' H don't worry about the meter. It's jimmied to be on all the time. Sarge still hasn't worked out why the last 50p lasted 5 years. :giggle:

Now he tells me... :taz:
*hears T 'n' H tanting upstairs and is glad he's in the cellar well out the way*
biggrin

:smug:

5 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
AWWWW FFS

Aww w you said FFS without quoting TM Neilin leeds smackbottom

Quote by easy
Oh and I want to see a rerun of Calista loosing her towel as I had to miss it

erm .......................... I have thought about and the answer is no! I need to see summat in return first!!!!!!

Quote by easy
when I come back I want a berr and a warm woman waiting for me. :twisted:

Turn the heating on and I'll be warm and waiting .... see above for what I'm waiting for. And if I knew what a berr was I'd definitely get you one (nearly made the mistake of saying give you one :doh: then)

5 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
Oh T 'n' H don't worry about the meter. It's jimmied to be on all the time. Sarge still hasn't worked out why the last 50p lasted 5 years. :giggle:

Now he tells me... :taz:
*hears T 'n' H tanting upstairs and is glad he's in the cellar well out the way*
biggrin

:smug:
Grabs large spanner and heads downstairs...
... its alright easy after the gas main not you :D

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
erm .......................... I have thought about and the answer is no! I need to see summat in return first!!!!!!

Only have to ask Calista :twisted:
...goes off for cold shower, sorry folks post munch thinking like swinger mode, bad TnH, don't offer pics to ladies, no snogging girls to say hello...

5 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
erm .......................... I have thought about and the answer is no! I need to see summat in return first!!!!!!

Only have to ask Calista :twisted:
...goes off for cold shower, sorry folks post munch thinking like swinger mode, bad TnH, don't offer pics to ladies, no snogging girls to say hello...
I was gonna make a joke about seeing your size but it might get misconstrued .... almost as much as me telling people you were on your knees in front of me at the munch ... :twisted:

(unfortunately I am so small and tnh really is tall .. it was the only way he was going to get a face to face conversation with me LOL)

5 Nov 2004

Excuse my life saving move here:
Mrs TnH please note fine print and leave balls attached ;)

Quote by Calista
(unfortunately I am so small and tnh really is tall .. it was the only way he was going to get a face to face conversation with me LOL)

Pheeew may just survive the weekend now...

5 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Excuse my life saving move here:
Mrs TnH please note fine print and leave balls attached ;)
(unfortunately I am so small and tnh really is tall .. it was the only way he was going to get a face to face conversation with me LOL)

Pheeew may just survive the weekend now...
hehehehehe Mrs tnh, in my company he was a perfect gentleman smile

(in fact I hid behind him most of the night LOLOL)

5 Nov 2004

I didn't realise the door was open - I just jumped in Easy's jacuzzi!!!!!!!
I thought it was quiet in there!

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
AWWWW FFS

Aww w you said FFS without quoting TM Neilin leeds smackbottom

I think the original poster of that phrase was Davej. I could be worng however. dunno

Quote by Calista

Oh and I want to see a rerun of Calista loosing her towel as I had to miss it

erm .......................... I have thought about and the answer is no! I need to see summat in return first!!!!!
OK I'll sort you out next Munch then. wink

Now get that towel off. :giggle:

Quote by Calista
Turn the heating on and I'll be warm and waiting .... see above for what I'm waiting for. And if I knew what a berr was I'd definitely get you one

Heatings on and I'd like a cold BEER please.
That's right. evil

Mock the aflicted. :evil: :evil: I'm an idiot and as such have idiot genes. No need to point it out to the nice people (or "norms" as we call them here). :P lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by Calista
(nearly made the mistake of saying give you one :doh: then)

Hmmmm Freudian slip by any chance? :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Nov 2004

I don't know, finally get the heating on and everyone nips off for a look in the other threads... there's gratitude for you.
Goes off to try and get grease off hands with Fairy liquid he found in bar sink...

5 Nov 2004

.............. crawls out from under the pile of cushions .... aww my bottle of bubbles is empty ....
Hope that jacuzzi is warm now .. did everyone leave because it was so cold?
.....dips toe tentatively in the water ....
Calista xx

6 Nov 2004

:sleeping: Sneaks a nose round GFZ after PC noise wakes him up, Nighty night SH peeps...

6 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
:sleeping: Sneaks a nose round GFZ after PC noise wakes him up, Nighty night SH peeps...

7 Nov 2004

WAKEY WAKEY...............
*turns on the jukebox and slips into the jacuzzi with a nice cool pint*

7 Nov 2004

*scrapes himself up from behind sofa*
Have we had the carpet fitters in? 'Cos I swear they've done me mouth out in a nice axminster. sad

:(
Either that or Sarges donkey-friend has been using it as a restroom. bleargh
*wanders off to fridge to get some water*
So how is everybody today?

7 Nov 2004

Thank god for that...........
I was getting rather lonely in here all on my own..
When my mouth feels like it's been carpeted I use Boddingtons as a carpet cleaner Easy old chap.... lol