GFZ - Girlie Free Zone! | Swinging Heaven

5 Nov 2004

Boys!.....
NO FIREWORKS
permitted in the GFZ!!!!!! :jagsatwork:
It is a confined area, and it is not manly, impressive or clever to use them rolleyes

:jagsatwork:
Ooooooh it's the weekend again :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free :roll:
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

5 Nov 2004

Right first in
SPLOOSH
lol

5 Nov 2004

Runs in, clothes flying behind her as she sheds them and dives into the jacuzzi
Jets to the surface gasping for air........... It's bloody f-f-f-f-freezing!!!
Climbs gingerly OUT of the jacuzzi and shivers in a towel in front of the warm air heater :cry:

5 Nov 2004

BANG!

5 Nov 2004

Oooooooooh ya bugger Ice, nearly shit meself!!!!!! :scared:

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And for good measure.....
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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5 Nov 2004

Knock Knock...............

5 Nov 2004

Now that I've got that out of my system, hello Missy, would you start the bubbles please? smile

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Knock Knock...............

Who's there?

5 Nov 2004

red staggers in
brandishing a crunchie
well it is friday anyone wanna nibble
wink

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Knock Knock...............

Who's there?

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Now that I've got that out of my system, hello Missy, would you start the bubbles please?

Don't forget to turn the heating on at the same time please!! I'm still shivering here and I have goosebumps on my goosebumps!! :shock: evil

5 Nov 2004

I'm still cross with you Ice, you made me say not one but two swear words then!!!!!! :shock:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

5 Nov 2004

Im not getting out of the jaccuzzi, I havent been in here for months
but i can hear a flipper banging on the door and I suspect its Roi Laypse so can someone let him in
Oh and wheres Easy its his round confused

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5 Nov 2004

Quote by redstilletto
red staggers in
brandishing a crunchie
well it is friday anyone wanna nibble

You have a Crunchie called Friday?
Girls do name the oddest things dunno

Still, as you're here, mine's a Stella if you please.

5 Nov 2004

Blimey, is it 'Mods are Maids' day or something!!!! :shock:
Turns on jacuzzi to v. warm, clicks on the heating, fetches fluffy towels, grabs some red, white and glasses.
Right, there you go, I gotta go pick up my youngest then off to a proper firesworks display :happy:
Oh Ice, before I go .........

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
I have goosebumps on my goosebumps!! :shock:

Or are you just pleased to see us? :lol2:

5 Nov 2004

Peeks head around door and looks in.
Hello Hello
Can I come in?

5 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh Ice, before I go .........
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Oh alright, if you insist... bend over. :twisted:

5 Nov 2004

You have a Crunchie called Friday? (yeah its big and made of chocolate)
Girls do name the oddest things dunno

(yeah i do i chat to nutty londeners on my )
Still, as you're here, mine's a Stella if you please.
and mine a bicardi n coke .(o nearly said cock then)
thanks ice for the offer of a drink can you get me a packet of pork scratching to :twisted:

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Knock Knock...............

Who's there?

Quote by Nimbus
Knock Knock...............

Who's there?

Quote by Re-Lapse
Peeks head around door and looks in.
Hello Hello
Can I come in?

Oh, sorry. We thought it was a joke. biggrin

5 Nov 2004

Quote by redstilletto
thanks ice for the offer of a drink can you get me a packet of pork scratching to :twisted:

Sorry, this is a kosher GFZ. Chicken soup OK? :lol2:

5 Nov 2004

Oh fuck it, seeing as no one has come to escort me cos I am new here .
I will just help myself, Who is at the bar I want a beer.
What goes on in here then.

5 Nov 2004

now your trying to tempt me aint ya ice
:twisted:

5 Nov 2004

Chicken soup :shock: now that's folw.
Got any deep fried mars bars.

5 Nov 2004

Finally .... those bugger's easy and warwick trapped my towel in the door .. I daren't move for fear of indecency redface

Is the jacuzzi warm yet? had a tough week and need lots of bubbles (both of the warm kind and of the fizzy cold kind).
...............pops to the bar and orders a bottle of SH finest bubbly and a glass .....
my bubbles, my bubbles .....
......... takes herself off to the cushion corner to drink in peace smile

5 Nov 2004

Buddy ell Roi Laypse dont get all tetchy
come in grab a drink jump in the jaccuzzi just watch out for redstilleto she can be a bit feisty and has been known to pull leg hairs
oh and watch out for ice hes got a bag full of fireworks and hes not afraid to use them rolleyes

5 Nov 2004

Did someone mention chicken soup..... is it homemmade? I can feel man flu coming on so need some TLC...
*sits in corner in towel and big woolly jumper*

5 Nov 2004

feisty :twisted:
o big wooly jumpers chicken soup and warm whiskey and lotsa cuddles almost worth the cold wink

5 Nov 2004

Sneaks in and notices gas meter... Credit 0:00...
Ok no wonder it chilly in here, WHO GOT SOME POUND COINS??

5 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
oh and watch out for ice hes got a bag full of fireworks and hes not afraid to use them

Ooh, I feel a topical sig coming on rotflmao