GFZ - Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

11 Feb 2006

You might have guessed.

11 Feb 2006

have you kept my seat warm pololady? I'm back for a bit longer now the hungry mouths have been filled.

11 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
You might have guessed.

might have guessed what pololady?
whos on the bar tonight ill have a cheeky vimpto please
no more seats hers come sit on my knee hun :twisted:

11 Feb 2006

Oh go on them cplbbw hope you have broad knees!!

11 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Oh go on them cplbbw hope you have broad knees!!

from your avatar hun you have one sexy ass :twisted:

11 Feb 2006

What about pork scratchings? If you don't have crisps, do you have pork scratchings?

11 Feb 2006

too busy admiring hers ass ill go have a look in a bit hun.

11 Feb 2006

Did you ever have any crisps in here?

11 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Did you ever have any crisps in here?

To be honest your the first to ask Dracae's nuts are usually a favourite with the ladies (and I use the term loosely) confused

11 Feb 2006

pololady have you an obsession with crisps? I shall go to the shop for you & get you the biggest packet going. Jumps off cplbbw's knee & walks to the shop

11 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Did you ever have any crisps in here?

To be honest your the first to ask Dracae's nuts are usually a favourite with the ladies (and I use the term loosely) confused

Nobody has a nut allergy then?

11 Feb 2006

It apears not PoloLady mind you some people have been known to foam at the mouth on seeing them so prehaps you have something there confused

11 Feb 2006

Right back now got a packet of 24 variety pack hope that lasts you pololady puffing & panting its bloody cold out there!! A hot toddy for me please

11 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Right back now got a packet of 24 variety pack hope that lasts you pololady puffing & panting its bloody cold out there!! A hot toddy for me please

Does anyone want the prawn cocktail ones?

11 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
It apears not PoloLady mind you some people have been known to foam at the mouth on seeing them so prehaps you have something there

I didn't even realise Dracae was a bloke redface

11 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
It apears not PoloLady mind you some people have been known to foam at the mouth on seeing them so prehaps you have something there

I didn't even realise Dracae was a bloke redface

Well thats going to do the chaps ego a huge amount of help and he's just posted in LMU aswell drac mate it's time to review your pic situation or get PoloLady some glasses rolleyes

11 Feb 2006

o yes dracae is all man unless he is in another form you see he is shape-shifter with lovely nuts... and that reminds me where is he hes not spilt his nuts on the bar for a while :twisted:
come over here hers ill warm you up hun

11 Feb 2006

CRISP DELIVERY.............. right who ordered crisps?
I got every flavour under the sun, whole van full out the back, just dont look too closley at crime watch next week redface

bloody hell its cold, hot toddy, large JD and a pint of heavy please.
I did something really silly this evening surprised

ops: :oops:

11 Feb 2006

A bit bloody late Pete just been to the shop!! Could have come 5 mins ago I've frozen my assets off walking from the shop

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
I did something really silly this evening ops:

what ye done come on give us a laugh hun

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
I did something really silly this evening ops:

what ye done come on give us a laugh hun

11 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
It apears not PoloLady mind you some people have been known to foam at the mouth on seeing them so prehaps you have something there

I didn't even realise Dracae was a bloke redface

Well thats going to do the chaps ego a huge amount of help and he's just posted in LMU aswell drac mate it's time to review your pic situation or get PoloLady some glasses rolleyes

How will glasses help?

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
CRISP DELIVERY.............. right who ordered crisps?
I got every flavour under the sun, whole van full out the back, just dont look too closley at crime watch next week

They all appear to be out of date confused

11 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw

I did something really silly this evening ops:

what ye done come on give us a laugh hun
In a minute, busy warming up hers assets at the moment...................... mmmmmmmmmmmm
Right then
Just before going out to collect supplies for the evening I went out to get some coal in, now being a lazy git, rather than shovel it out of the little hole at the bottom of the bunker, I opened the lid, leant over the edge, and filled the bucket from there.
I had of course forgotten that i had put my plastic friend in my bomber jacket pocket rolleyes

all right, I'm getting to the point now.
went to pay at the checkout, put hand in pocket and produced my card, in three pieces mad

mind you, every cloud has a silver lining ........................ mrs. pete had to pay for tonights shinanigans .......... and about time too :twisted:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
CRISP DELIVERY.............. right who ordered crisps?
I got every flavour under the sun, whole van full out the back, just dont look too closley at crime watch next week

They all appear to be out of date confused

Theres just no pleasing some people rolleyes

right, I'm going out to the kitchen to fire up the fryers, what flavour would you like polo?

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
I did something really silly this evening ops:

Nicked a van full of out of date crisps dunno

11 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
CRISP DELIVERY.............. right who ordered crisps?
I got every flavour under the sun, whole van full out the back, just dont look too closley at crime watch next week

They all appear to be out of date confused

:gagged:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
CRISP DELIVERY.............. right who ordered crisps?
I got every flavour under the sun, whole van full out the back, just dont look too closley at crime watch next week

They all appear to be out of date confused

Theres just no pleasing some people rolleyes

right, I'm going out to the kitchen to fire up the fryers, what flavour would you like polo?
Do you have a food hygiene certificate?

11 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
CRISP DELIVERY.............. right who ordered crisps?
I got every flavour under the sun, whole van full out the back, just dont look too closley at crime watch next week

They all appear to be out of date confused

:gagged:
Thank god for that - I thought you were never going to stop waffling lol

11 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
CRISP DELIVERY.............. right who ordered crisps?
I got every flavour under the sun, whole van full out the back, just dont look too closley at crime watch next week

They all appear to be out of date confused

:gagged:
Thank god for that - I thought you were never going to stop waffling lol

:doh: i walked right into that one didnt i :doh: