Quote by Scandal
Form a queue girls:wink: :wink:
Bloody hell = another """Man""" from my part of this planet
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Quote by cplbbw
NAKED POLE DANCING ANYONE!!!!!
Wooooooooooooohoooooooooooo
take a seat Scandal, you'll love this :twisted:
let the entertainment begin :bounce:
:shock: oh feck
:shock: :shock: Thats not quite what you had in mind was it cplbbw :scared:
noooooooooooooooooooooooo im not pole dancing again tonite, pick on someone else for a change
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
I was going to say anyone fancy a shag but I know the one liners dont work
Oh yes they do!
NWC has gone so if anyone else wants to fuck me, don't be shy!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i saw that ya bugga
Oh go on then, I will ask again, actually Ive not got time for a shag, we're going out, so a BJ will have to do
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Form a queue girls
Bloody hell is there only one loo open again
I know, but have you ever tried to get a plumber on a saturday nite?
bloody nightmare :twisted:
Sex God
aarrrrhhh NWC I'm jealous now!! where's my kiss? 
Sex God
Quote by Dogz
Evening to ya all
evenin dogz, your just in time, I think the girlz are about to get down and dirty :twisted:
grab a pew and heres a
on the house Quote by Pete_sw
Form a queue girls
Bloody hell is there only one loo open again
I know, but have you ever tried to get a plumber on a saturday nite?
bloody nightmare :twisted:
That's because you didn't have any crisps
Don't you know plumbers expect crisps on a saturday night :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Form a queue girls
Bloody hell is there only one loo open again
I know, but have you ever tried to get a plumber on a saturday nite?
bloody nightmare :twisted:
That's because you didn't have any crisps
Don't you know plumbers expect crisps on a saturday night :lol: :lol: :lol:
:doh:
The bloody FRYERS
phew, that was lucky, forgot to turn em on :roll:
Note to self: next plumber you phone, when he asks "do you have any crisps?" feckin lie :roll:
Thanks for the tip polo
:wink:
Quote by Pete_sw
Form a queue girls
Bloody hell is there only one loo open again
I know, but have you ever tried to get a plumber on a saturday nite?
bloody nightmare :twisted:
That's because you didn't have any crisps
Don't you know plumbers expect crisps on a saturday night :lol: :lol: :lol:
:doh:
The bloody FRYERS
phew, that was lucky, forgot to turn em on :roll:
Note to self: next plumber you phone, when he asks "do you have any crisps?" feckin lie :roll:
Thanks for the tip polo
:wink:
No problem.
Now, do you have any crisps yet?
Sex God
my god you eaten all that packet of 24 already? get your crisps yourself I'm not going to the shop again you didn't even say thanks last time !!!
Quote by hisandhers
my god you eaten all that packet of 24 already? get your crisps yourself I'm not going to the shop again you didn't even say thanks last time !!!
I gave the prawn cocktail ones away - and Scandal knicked the rest and shuved them down his pants - look at his avatar.... caught in the act!
:lol:
Orgasminator
evening, a pint please :beer:
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Form a queue girls
Bloody hell is there only one loo open again
I know, but have you ever tried to get a plumber on a saturday nite?
bloody nightmare :twisted:
That's because you didn't have any crisps
Don't you know plumbers expect crisps on a saturday night :lol: :lol: :lol:
:doh:
The bloody FRYERS
phew, that was lucky, forgot to turn em on :roll:
Note to self: next plumber you phone, when he asks "do you have any crisps?" feckin lie :roll:
Thanks for the tip polo
:wink:
No problem.
Now, do you have any crisps yet?
We sent out the SCS, the flew over Nabisco, parachuted into the factory, broke in piled a cage high with every assortment of crisp that has ever been made, attached the cage to a small blimp, inflated it and sent it out on a cable through the skylight.
Next we co-ordinated with the flyboys at RAF Lynham to send over a C130 with cable trap and winch, the herc duly arrived, captured the cable and winched the gage aboard. It the flew over SH Towers and performed a perfect low altitude delivery procedure.
Having succeeded in their daring raid, and having left a cheque to cover the cost the SCS (Special Crisp Service) are now returning to base.
Now if you could just give us five minute to unpack the cage, you crisps will be right with you.
And All Because The Lady Loves Cheese and Onion
Queue titles.
that’s a wrap folks
applause
Sex God
evenin Dracae
:cheers: thar u go
any one iknow what the final rugby score was?
:cheers: thar u go
any one iknow what the final rugby score was?
Quote by Pete_sw
Form a queue girls
Bloody hell is there only one loo open again
I know, but have you ever tried to get a plumber on a saturday nite?
bloody nightmare :twisted:
That's because you didn't have any crisps
Don't you know plumbers expect crisps on a saturday night :lol: :lol: :lol:
:doh:
The bloody FRYERS
phew, that was lucky, forgot to turn em on :roll:
Note to self: next plumber you phone, when he asks "do you have any crisps?" feckin lie :roll:
Thanks for the tip polo
:wink:
No problem.
Now, do you have any crisps yet?
We sent out the SCS, the flew over Nabisco, parachuted into the factory, broke in piled a cage high with every assortment of crisp that has ever been made, attached the cage to a small blimp, inflated it and sent it out on a cable through the skylight.
Next we co-ordinated with the flyboys at RAF Lynham to send over a C130 with cable trap and winch, the herc duly arrived, captured the cable and winched the gage aboard. It the flew over SH Towers and performed a perfect low altitude delivery procedure.
Having succeeded in their daring raid, and having left a cheque to cover the cost the SCS (Special Crisp Service) are now returning to base.
Now if you could just give us five minute to unpack the cage, you crisps will be right with you.
And All Because The Lady Loves Cheese and Onion
Queue titles.
that’s a wrap folks
applause
I'm not hungry now - I just nipped out for a kebab
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
my god you eaten all that packet of 24 already? get your crisps yourself I'm not going to the shop again you didn't even say thanks last time !!!
I gave the prawn cocktail ones away - and Scandal knicked the rest and shuved them down his pants - look at his avatar.... caught in the act!
:lol:
Smart this aint it!
Form a queue girls and nibble the Prawn Cock Tails from down me pants
:lol:
your in the poo now Scandal, they dont like prawn cock tail
Quote by Scandal
my god you eaten all that packet of 24 already? get your crisps yourself I'm not going to the shop again you didn't even say thanks last time !!!
I gave the prawn cocktail ones away - and Scandal knicked the rest and shuved them down his pants - look at his avatar.... caught in the act!
:lol:
Smart this aint it!
Form a queue girls and nibble the Prawn Cock Tails from down me pants
:lol:
Just watch out for the oxtail down the back
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
my god you eaten all that packet of 24 already? get your crisps yourself I'm not going to the shop again you didn't even say thanks last time !!!
I gave the prawn cocktail ones away - and Scandal knicked the rest and shuved them down his pants - look at his avatar.... caught in the act!
:lol:
naughty boy Scandal for pinching all the crisps -your turn for the shop
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
hello my favorit bowl in the world hows you tonight
pete when you go in the kitchen make us a sandwich hun ta :thumbup:
hi hun :kiss: i'm great thanks.................how's you
: Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Form a queue girls
Bloody hell is there only one loo open again
I know, but have you ever tried to get a plumber on a saturday nite?
bloody nightmare :twisted:
That's because you didn't have any crisps
Don't you know plumbers expect crisps on a saturday night :lol: :lol: :lol:
:doh:
The bloody FRYERS
phew, that was lucky, forgot to turn em on :roll:
Note to self: next plumber you phone, when he asks "do you have any crisps?" feckin lie :roll:
Thanks for the tip polo
:wink:
No problem.
Now, do you have any crisps yet?
We sent out the SCS, the flew over Nabisco, parachuted into the factory, broke in piled a cage high with every assortment of crisp that has ever been made, attached the cage to a small blimp, inflated it and sent it out on a cable through the skylight.
Next we co-ordinated with the flyboys at RAF Lynham to send over a C130 with cable trap and winch, the herc duly arrived, captured the cable and winched the gage aboard. It the flew over SH Towers and performed a perfect low altitude delivery procedure.
Having succeeded in their daring raid, and having left a cheque to cover the cost the SCS (Special Crisp Service) are now returning to base.
Now if you could just give us five minute to unpack the cage, you crisps will be right with you.
And All Because The Lady Loves Cheese and Onion
Queue titles.
that’s a wrap folks
applause
I'm not hungry now - I just nipped out for a kebab
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I sooooooooooooooo knew you were going to say that
nice one polo :thumbup:
The pipe of peace has been smoked :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
im good hun and hopefully iv just gone to the top of the list in your LMU post
yes
