GFZ - Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

11 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
CRISP DELIVERY.............. right who ordered crisps?
I got every flavour under the sun, whole van full out the back, just dont look too closley at crime watch next week

They all appear to be out of date confused

Theres just no pleasing some people rolleyes

right, I'm going out to the kitchen to fire up the fryers, what flavour would you like polo?
Do you have a food hygiene certificate?
booorrrring pololady you are starting to repeat yourself :roll:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
CRISP DELIVERY.............. right who ordered crisps?
I got every flavour under the sun, whole van full out the back, just dont look too closley at crime watch next week

They all appear to be out of date confused

:gagged:
Thank god for that - I thought you were never going to stop waffling lol

:doh: i walked right into that one didnt i :doh:
OK - own up! Who took the bloody gag off? :lol:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
CRISP DELIVERY.............. right who ordered crisps?
I got every flavour under the sun, whole van full out the back, just dont look too closley at crime watch next week

They all appear to be out of date confused

Theres just no pleasing some people rolleyes

right, I'm going out to the kitchen to fire up the fryers, what flavour would you like polo?
Do you have a food hygiene certificate?
booorrrring pololady you are starting to repeat yourself :roll:
I am checking the standards! Anyone who serves food in a public venue should at least have a Basic Food Hygiene Certificate. :roll:

11 Feb 2006

ok then if we gona be picky who a licensee holder :

11 Feb 2006

break it up you two whip

And for your information all our certificates are up to date.
I should know, I printed them this morning :shock:
and you still havn't told me what flavour you want. rolleyes

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
break it up you two

Break what up?

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
break it up you two
And for your information all our certificates are up to date.
I should know, I printed them this morning :shock:
and you still havn't told me what flavour you want.

ooocccchhhhhh pete you no it turns me on when you get all masterful :twisted:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
break it up you two
And for your information all our certificates are up to date.
I should know, I printed them this morning :shock:
and you still havn't told me what flavour you want.

ooocccchhhhhh pete you no it turns me on when you get all masterful :twisted:
Hey you I thought I was the masterfull one when it came to taking you in hand now where did
I put my whoop ass emotion ahhh here it is come on cplbbw time for your weekly bout of kinkeness :twisted:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: its ahrd job but someone has to do it :roll:

11 Feb 2006

What happened to the pleasant bar? All I've seen is some one in particular making sarcastic comments to everyone today DON'T LIKE IT THERE'S NO NEED
I agree your post count has gone up quite a bit today is this the reasoning to make a point? Well personally you take the biscuit. We are all very friendly here & I'm upset that you have come in here just to have a go. (this is what it feels like to me). Sorry but now I've had my say I shall take my drink over & sit with my friends

11 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
break it up you two
And for your information all our certificates are up to date.
I should know, I printed them this morning :shock:
and you still havn't told me what flavour you want.

ooocccchhhhhh pete you no it turns me on when you get all masterful :twisted:
Hey you I thought I was the masterfull one when it came to taking you in hand now where did
I put my whoop ass emotion ahhh here it is come on cplbbw time for your weekly bout of kinkeness :twisted:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: its ahrd job but someone has to do it :roll:
ooocccchhhhhh ta mik iv been waiting all day for that

11 Feb 2006

I am still not sure what it is I am meant to be breaking-up in here. I know the chairs look a bit dodgy and I can see a few other bits of tat laying around - but do you really want me to trash the stuff?

11 Feb 2006

Polo, let me do the honours

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :cheers:
:twisted:

11 Feb 2006

Well who am I to refuse a lady eh cplbbw your wish is my command just holler when your ready for your next session :twisted:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
What happened to the pleasant bar? All I've seen is some one in particular making sarcastic comments to everyone today DON'T LIKE IT THERE'S NO NEED
I agree your post count has gone up quite a bit today is this the reasoning to make a point? Well personally you take the biscuit. We are all very friendly here & I'm upset that you have come in here just to have a go. (this is what it feels like to me). Sorry but now I've had my say I shall take my drink over & sit with my friends

11 Feb 2006

HOOLLLEEEERRRRRR!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
HandH

11 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I am still not sure what it is I am meant to be breaking-up in here. I know the chairs look a bit dodgy and I can see a few other bits of tat laying around - but do you really want me to trash the stuff?

It wouldn't be the first time the place has got wrecked why do you think they torch it to the ground on Sundays and build anew one every week lol smile

11 Feb 2006

Right you naughty lot, Im off out tonight so no fighting in the bar, dont break any of the chairs and make sure you clean up before you leave. Im still drinking the vodka St3v3 left me last night (straight from the tanker) so not seeing as well as I should be doing,
Have fun you naughty lot, I was going to say anyone fancy a shag but I know the one liners dont work, so I will ask twice :twisted:
nite nite wink

11 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
HOOLLLEEEERRRRRR!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
HandH

You shouted my low moraled friend rolleyes

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Modesty of a tramp this one :roll: but I Love her :kiss:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Right you naughty lot, Im off out tonight so no fighting in the bar, dont break any of the chairs and make sure you clean up before you leave. Im still drinking the vodka St3v3 left me last night (straight from the tanker) so not seeing as well as I should be doing,
Have fun you naughty lot, I was going to say anyone fancy a shag but I know the one liners dont work, so I will ask twice :twisted:
nite nite

Yes and yes

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Right you naughty lot, Im off out tonight so no fighting in the bar, dont break any of the chairs and make sure you clean up before you leave. Im still drinking the vodka St3v3 left me last night (straight from the tanker) so not seeing as well as I should be doing,
Have fun you naughty lot, I was going to say anyone fancy a shag but I know the one liners dont work, so I will ask twice :twisted:
nite nite

Yes and yes
I'm with Pete on this one so to speak confused

11 Feb 2006

Ah - I see!
So it is not a clique - but tongue in cheek piss-taking is only allowed if you are in the circle of friends?
cplbbw can stick fingers up, make comments of a sarcastic nature (and take some back - very well taken btw) yet I can't have a laugh?
Me thinks someone is takling things too personally.
Chill! It's just a thread and it's just a laugh! Have a large glass of cplbbw's poison wink

11 Feb 2006

who you calling a tramp im just kinky thats all o and i love you too hun

11 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Ah - I see!
So it is not a clique - but tongue in cheek piss-taking is only allowed if you are in the circle of friends?
cplbbw can stick fingers up, make comments of a sarcastic nature (and take some back - very well taken btw) yet I can't have a laugh?
Me thinks someone is takling things too personally.
Chill! It's just a thread and it's just a laugh! Have a large glass of cplbbw's poison

:shock: :shock: Not sure where that came from, but I'll give you a game of pool biggrin

Looser gets nekid, whaddaya say? :twisted:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Scandal
I was going to say anyone fancy a shag but I know the one liners dont work

Oh yes they do! lol

NWC has gone so if anyone else wants to fuck me, don't be shy!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock:
bolt

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Ah - I see!
So it is not a clique - but tongue in cheek piss-taking is only allowed if you are in the circle of friends?
cplbbw can stick fingers up, make comments of a sarcastic nature (and take some back - very well taken btw) yet I can't have a laugh?
Me thinks someone is takling things too personally.
Chill! It's just a thread and it's just a laugh! Have a large glass of cplbbw's poison

:shock: :shock: Not sure where that came from, but I'll give you a game of pool biggrin

Looser gets nekid, whaddaya say? :twisted:
You have an unfair advantage - you already have two balls in your pockets confused

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Scandal
I was going to say anyone fancy a shag but I know the one liners dont work

Oh yes they do! lol

NWC has gone so if anyone else wants to fuck me, don't be shy!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock:
bolt

Thanks but no thanks Pete
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
phew, glad we cleared that one up :lol:
Now what we gonna do with all these lovely ladies in here tonite :twisted:
here have a drinkies

while your here biggrin

11 Feb 2006

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10---- right I'm chilled!!

11 Feb 2006

NAKED POLE DANCING ANYONE!!!!!

11 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10---- right I'm chilled!!

ffs woman, I just finnished warming up your assets, now i have to start all over again :twisted:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Scandal
Form a queue girls :wink: :wink:

Bloody hell is there only one loo open again evil