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11 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Anyone seen the male flu expert today?

I've just stuck my head in to say i'm feeling much better and what do I find my so called FRIENDS taking the p*ss out of my very serious and life threatening (well almost) case of stomach flu
:shock: :shock: :shock:
erm, might I just remind you: .................... and I quote
Mik? with man flu?
quick, break out the comfy bed, blankets, hot water bottles, nubile young blonde to wipe away the sweat, reading material, blow job, good meal......................... and wheres the fecking telly for the footie?
ffs dont you women know anything?
Man Flu is a very serious condition and Mik will need intensive TLC

11 Feb 2006

:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
I LOVE YOU ALL!

11 Feb 2006

afternoon all

11 Feb 2006

Hiya Farkuen
:cheers:
Whats your poison mate?
interesting handle you got there

11 Feb 2006

Well to me love is that special someone who is always there when ever I need them either to help me through the bad times or to join me in the good times someone who understands that life is differant for us all and apriciates that if love it's self was easy going it wouldn't be such the magical thing thing that it is confused

But hey i'm single so don't quote me on that lol :?

11 Feb 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Anyone seen the male flu expert today?

I've just stuck my head in to say i'm feeling much better and what do I find my so called FRIENDS taking the p*ss out of my very serious and life threatening (well almost) case of stomach flu
:shock: :shock: :shock:
erm, might I just remind you: .................... and I quote
Mik? with man flu?
quick, break out the comfy bed, blankets, hot water bottles, nubile young blonde to wipe away the sweat, reading material, blow job, good meal......................... and wheres the fecking telly for the footie?
ffs dont you women know anything?
Man Flu is a very serious condition and Mik will need intensive TLC
The mans right so send the nubile blonde to my shed i'm waiting biggrin

11 Feb 2006

i'll have a mug of tea for the time being as it a bit early for a pint. the handle comes from a fighting style in kung fu, translated it means flowerfist.

11 Feb 2006

just putting my blonde wig on Mik biggrin

climbimg into the car. Hey mate can you tell me where I can find Miks shed??

11 Feb 2006

Quote by farkuen
i'll have a mug of tea for the time being as it a bit early for a pint. the handle comes from a fighting style in kung fu, translated it means flowerfist.

I knew that :shock:
Heres your tea, and a few chocky digestives should you feel the urge to dunk wink

11 Feb 2006

Mik your topic is far too deep for this time of day rolleyes

so in the imortal words of the king of lurve
Seems like only yesterday
I left my mind behind
Down in the Gypsy Cafe
With a friend of a friend of mine
She sat with a baby heavy on her knee
Yet spoke of life most free from slavery
With eyes that showed no trace of misery
A phrase in connection first with she I heard
That love is just a four-letter word
Outside a rambling store-front window
Cats meowed to the break of day
Me, I kept my mouth shut, too
To you I had no words to say
My experience was limited and underfed
You were talking while I hid
To the one who was the father of your kid
You probably didn't think I did, but I heard
You say that love is just a four-letter word
I said goodbye unnoticed
Pushed towards things in my own games
Drifting in and out of lifetimes
Unmentionable by name
Searching for my double, looking for
Complete evaporation to the core
Though I tried and failed at finding any door
I must have thought that there was nothing more
Absurd than that love is just a four-letter word
Though I never knew just what you meant
When you were speaking to your man
I can only think in terms of me
And now I understand
After waking enough times to think I see
The Holy Kiss that's supposed to last eternity
Blow up in smoke, its destiny
Falls on strangers, travels free
Yes, I know now, traps are only set by me
And I do not really need to be
Assured that love is just a four-letter word

11 Feb 2006

any more tea and choccy biccies going i am frezzing have just washed my car

11 Feb 2006

cheers just wot i need a good dunking lol

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11 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
I LOVE YOU ALL!

Awww thanks cpl kiss

11 Feb 2006

ok : this is for some one special
There is so much in my heart that I'd really like to say
yet, no matter how I've tried I just haven't found a way.
For, you see you're always able even when clouds are grey
to make everyone around you see the joy in every day.
The kindness in your heart
words never could convey
for you make this world so beautiful
in such a special way.
So keep this thought about you
and never let it go
for, its a token to remind you
of how people love you so
xxx
happy valentines

11 Feb 2006

Quote by felixx1416
any more tea and choccy biccies going i am frezzing have just washed my car

Here ya go felix, set yourself down by the fire and I'll get hers to rustle you up a hot toddy wink

11 Feb 2006

Quote by farkuen
cheers just wot i need a good dunking .

dont we all rotflmao

11 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
ok : this is for some one special
There is so much in my heart that I'd really like to say
yet, no matter how I've tried I just haven't found a way.
For, you see you're always able even when clouds are grey
to make everyone around you see the joy in every day.
The kindness in your heart
words never could convey
for you make this world so beautiful
in such a special way.
So keep this thought about you
and never let it go
for, its a token to remind you
of how people love you so
xxx
happy valentines

His, your a lucky lucky man :cry:
:thumbup:

11 Feb 2006

oh well, i suppose they must all be out shopping....................
so far i have an offer of a slice of dry toast sad

11 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
same old same old here hun just as crazy as always!
mik i can see you leerking out there hows the man flu? :therethere:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mik? with man flu? :shock: :shock: :shock:
quick, break out the comfy bed, blankets, hot water bottles, nubile young blonde to wipe away the sweat, reading material, blow job, good meal......................... and wheres the fecking telly for the footie?
ffs dont you women know anything? :taz: :taz: :fuckinghell:
Man Flu is a very serious condition and Mik will need intensive TLC
bolt

pete you can run but you cant hide for long and anyway as soon as you hear :smackbottom: you will come running anyway :twisted:
o and mik you no id do all that for you except a couple of things.....like the hotwater bottle the blonde (im brunette), reading material meal and the telly....... so that leaves the bed and the blow job :twisted: :twisted:
excuse me i did offer mister mik!!!!!!!!
hi felixx :kiss:
:wave: hi farkuen :kiss:
right i neen a drink ususal please!!!!

11 Feb 2006

Quote by dracae
oh well, i suppose they must all be out shopping....................
so far i have an offer of a slice of dry toast

Aww stick at it mate it'll come good now how's about warming your cockles in here with a drink or two biggrin

11 Feb 2006

thanks pete aleast me cars clean (sluurrp) hmmm just what the doctor order

11 Feb 2006

Quote by dracae
oh well, i suppose they must all be out shopping....................
so far i have an offer of a slice of dry toast

what cheeky sod offered you dry toast tell me hun and i go and have a word with em :sparring:
give it time hun its not been on long!

11 Feb 2006

Quote by dracae
oh well, i suppose they must all be out shopping....................
so far i have an offer of a slice of dry toast

ah, there you are smackbottom

late for duty again I see
here get this hot pot down your neck, then get yer pinny on.
I'll teach you to skive off watching rugby ........................................ erm who won by the way? redface

11 Feb 2006

think I'll have to start on the carling soon as i'm watching the rugby.

11 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
oh well, i suppose they must all be out shopping....................
so far i have an offer of a slice of dry toast

Aww stick at it mate it'll come good now how's about warming your cockles in here with a drink or two biggrin

cheers mate...............mines a pint please :beer:

11 Feb 2006

Quote by farkuen
think I'll have to start on the carling soon as i'm watching the rugby.

:fuckinghell: :taz:
Will someone tell me the feckin score :taz:
:shock: sorry, here's yer :cheers: ............ on the house

11 Feb 2006

eng 7-0 ity

11 Feb 2006

tindle try and con

11 Feb 2006

Quote by felixx1416
thanks pete aleast me cars clean (sluurrp) hmmm just what the doctor order

ahh, the very man, here the keys, my cars out back wink

11 Feb 2006

wot time is it? looking at my watch Yeh ok lets get plastered tonight I'm in a good mood lol

anyone still here want to join me in the sauna for a bit? Gonna get hot & steamy!! bring us a bottle of your finest white with you & non of the cheap crap either!!